RESULTS: Monday Night Raw June 16, 1997

BRIAN PILLMAN AND STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN

The camera opens up to the abandoned warehouse once again. A glint of something shiny is seen in the darkness. Two shapes step forward. It's Stone Cold Steve Austin and Brian Pillman. They have their title belts over their shoulders and that is the source of the light.

Pillman is wearing an Alfred E. Neumann shirt that says: What Me Worry? Austin has on his black vest with the skulls on the back.

Pillman: (laughing hysterically) Steve! Last night... was a NIGHT TO REMEMBER!!! With the guidance of Sabrina Savage, we won it ALL!!!

Austin: Your DAMN RIGHT we did. And we did it fair... and square. Cain't NOBODY complain, less'n they ain't got MEDICAL COVERAGE for what we done to them.

Pillman: At this time, I'd like to thank Raven and VVS... for their moral support through my ordeal....

Austin: And I'd like to thank NOBODY! I went and done what I said I was gonna do... and that's whoop ass and take names. I beat the BEST the WWF had to offer and I made it look EASY. I went and done beat the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom... who ain't nothin' but a stripper dressed up in knee-pads who talks like a JACK-ASS! I went and damn near BROKE Flash Funk's little neck. They say he only done been beat TWICE all year. Brian?

Pillman: You can count how many times Stone Cold Steve Austin has been defeated this year on ONE HAND....

Austin: And you'd have FIVE FINGERS left over to pick your ASS with! Then I beat that over-weight slob, JoBo.

Pillman: Ain't that a bacon-cheeseburger at Denny's? The JoBo?

Austin: They probably named the damn burger after him since he went and done ate a truckload full of 'em from the looks of that waistline! I put his fat ass down.

Pillman: And last... and CERTAINLY not least.... you beat MY next opponent... THE GIANT!

Austin: The Giant was the only one of 'em that went and done gave me a FIGHT! He may have even BEATEN Stone Cold ifn' he didn't have already wrestled two matches before. But the Bottom Line is... HE DID! And I beat him, too! And now I'm the damn KING OF THE RING!

Pillman: Giant, buddy... you've always been there for me. I mean... I remember when I was injured... not that I'm fully healed yet... and all those Mega Power BULLIES were picking on me. You came down and helped me out! I'll never forget that.

Pillman acts sincere.

Pillman: So Giant... I'll be HONORED to wrestle you... and defend my World F'N title with dignity and pride. We'll have a FRIENDLY match. But big guy... I'm walking out with the gold!

Austin: And I'll be wrestling COREY MAJOR!

Pillman: I sent out on the web... my condolences to the Major family. He got himself ENGAGED to Wild Chylde DiBiase!

Austin: Like you said... that's Four Weddings and a Funeral all rolled into ONE! Y'see... Corey Major's done listened to Sabrina Savage. He went and he beat Bret Hart from what she told him. He's ranked #3 from what she went and showed him. And now he's getting a TV title shot!

Pillman: It's the NEW REVOLUTION of wrestling! And Corey Major is the FUTURE OF WRESTLING!!! There is not a WRESTLER in the WWF.... who when they sign a match with Corey, DOESN'T think about DEFEAT! You KNOW he can beat you! You KNOW it! HAHAHA!!!

Austin: (counts off on his fingers as he talks about each one) You got Brian F'N Pillman... the most brilliant announcer in the federation. He don't kiss ass like Sarah D or play Switzerland like Jim Ross and try to stay neutral. And when's the last time common sense came from Heart Attack's lip-sticked mouth?

Pillman: Next you have Stone Cold Steve Austin! The MEANEST S.O.B. this federation has EVER seen! And HE is your KING of the RING! Jerry Lawler... THANK YOU for sponsoring that event last night... in your honor! Austin won it all... and his royal decrees will whip everybody into line... FINALLY!!!

Austin: Then you got Sabrina Savage... the mastermind behind it all! She's the manager of champions. She's the manger of Brian Pillman and Stone Cold Steve Austin. There's nothin' more to say than THAT, son!

Pillman: And very soon.... COREY MAJOR will wise up... dump that old AXE, Wild Chylde DiBiase... and join the NEW REVOLUTION! And we may not stop at that. EVERYBODY wants in on the action! And the New Revolution may just get a little BADDER in the near future!!! HAHAHAHA!!!

Austin: The bottom line IS.... what you see before you is two S.O.B.'s that don't take any CRAP from ANYBODY. So get the hell out of the WAY or else Austin 3:16 will swallow your ass UP! And THAT'S the bottom line, cause Stone Cold said so!!!

They hold up their title belts to the camera as it fades out.