JERRY
THE KING
LAWLER
from: Memphis, TN
234 lbs.
Ranked: Announcer
w/-
THE BLIZZARD
ADRIEN BLADES
from: Anchorage, Alaska
381 lbs.
Ranked: -
w/-The Match:
The King's music begins to fill the arena, as Jerry Lawler makes his way through the curtains with a microphone. The fans boo as Lawler glares out at them while he makes his way up the aisle.King: I want each and every one of you peons here to just SHUT UP and have some respect for royalty, do you understand me?!
The fans continue to boo, as the "Burger King!" chant starts up. Lawler climbs up into the ring.
King: You morons are getting a VERY special treat here tonight, as you get to see The King in action!! But coming here to the arena tonight, I realized that there might be a problem. See, the ENTIRE WORLD knows that I'm Jerry Lawler! But about 25 people know who The Blizzard is. So I'm gonna tell you a little about him.
King: This is a guy that is so ugly ... when he was born, the doctor took one look at him ... and slapped his MOTHER!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
King: He's so ugly ... when he was a little kid, his mother took him to the proctologist ... and the doctor stuck his finger in the Blizzard's mouth!! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!
King: And he's so STUPID ... he thinks he's actually gonna get a win over the King here tonight! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! Finkel, you GEEK, announce this idiot so I can give him the beating of his life!
Lawler throws his microphone to the outside and removes his crown and jacket.
As The Blizzard is announced there is a HUGE flash of white light blinding everyone. Then white fireworks shoot from entrance...shooting up and down. Then The Blizzard comes out and the fans predominantly boo. He is wearing a long white leather jacket,white boots and white tights. He has his long grown hair in a ponytail and has both his hands taped up with black tape. He has a bag in his left arm and with the right hand he is slapping hands. He signs some autographs for the fans that want them and heads on to the broad-casting table. He takes the bag and opens it.
The bag contains alot of little cups of ice-cream with a little plastic spoon. He gives all the announcers a cup of ice-cream and then walks to the fans with the remaining cups...passing them out to the fans untill he doesn't have anymore. He then slides in the ring...keeping an eye on Lawler. He then climbs to the second turnbuckle and tries to get the fans to start a "Burger King" chant. He keeps looking at Lawler...not letting his guard down. He jumps up and down a couple of times getting ready for the match. He removes his jacket,whips it out of the ring and "removes" the ponytail. He pops his fingers and get's ready to go.
The bell rings. The Blizzard walks slowly up to Lawler, staring at him. The King looks around... then raises his arm up for a test of strength!!!
JR: WHAT?! You've got to be KIDDING me!!!
The Blizzard looks deep into his eyes... and lifts one of his hands up. Quickly, the King THUMBS him in the eye!!! Lawler laughs as the Blizzard stumbles around blindly!!!
King:HAHAHA!!
Lawler drops down... and KNEECLIPS the Blizzard to the mat!!! The King stands up and points at the Blizzard, shouting to the fans...
King: What do you think of this moron?!?!
Lawler raises his fist... and DROPS it down on the Blizzard's face! He then stands over him and starts kicking him quickly in the face. The Blizzard fights to his feet and punches the King in the mid-section...
King: OW!!!
The Blizzard sends the King for the ride... but he puts the breaks on... and AXEHANDLES the Blizzard in the face!!! He then dives at Blades, and the two fall backwards... INTO THE REFEREE!!!
The big referee, John Pinnette falls to the mat and rolls aside!!
JR: The referee just inadvertantly got HIT! He's DOWN!!!
Roxanne: This could get ugly in a HURRY!!!
Blades is back in the corner, regaining his senses. The referee is down. The King starts to pull something from his tights....
