WWF Superstars, June 21, 1997

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CHAOTIC COREY MAJOR

Tripwire's 'Blame It On My Youth' starts to play from the speakers. The fans rise up almost at once and give a loud ovation, knowing Corey Major is on his way!

Girls push everyone aside to get to the barricade for a better view. They scream when Corey Major comes through the curtains. He's dressed in jean shorts and sneakers, and a dark blue 'Fill-in-the blank' SUCKS t-shirt.

He slaps a few hands, and is yanked to the barricade, where the female fans give him hugs and kisses on the cheek. With a blushing face, he pulls away, laughing. He gets up into the ring with the mic.

Corey: Hey DUDES!

The fans 'HEY' him back loudly!

Corey: Macon, Georgia, huh? I guess we're not too far from WCW Corporate Headquareters. What-cha think? Does Ted still have an icepack on his GLASS JAW?!!

The fans go CRAZY, remembering the King of the Ring.

Corey: Well, 'chaos-crew', up next it's Stone Cold Steve Austin and my crack at the TV title. This is my first title match. Took me ten months... but here I am, man. This is gonna be one big event for me! Stone Cold... maybe it'll be COREY 3:16!!!!

The fans cheer, chanting CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!

Corey: Yeah... big event. But coming up in August.... Summerslam Weekend... I gots a BIGGER event. The biggest in my LIFE. It's called a WEDDING! Who'da THUNK it of ME, huh?

The fans continue to cheer. Some girls are screaming NO! DON'T DO IT!

Corey: Well... as you know... weddings are big to-do's and all that. So... I've got to get myself some people to be in my wedding. So I gave it some thought. I thought about just slightly longer then it takes Lady Tyr to chug her Cherry Cider. And the first name that came to mind... well... I'd like for him to come out now, if he's listening back there.... BRET THE HITMAN HART!!!

The Hart Foundation music starts to play, and it plays, and plays,

Corey starts to look a little worried.

Then the music starts over, and out comes the Hitman, Bret Hart. He is wearing street clothes, and his hair is dripping wet.

Corey walks up to Bret when he gets in and pretends he's going to Tilt-a-Whirl him... then smiles and high-fives him. Bret takes the High Five into an arm bar and releases it with a grin back at Corey.

Corey: Hey Bret! Man, thanks for comin' out here! How ya been?

Bret: Well Corey, I am doing well, considering the fights I have been through lately. I do wish you would give a man some time to get ready though, The Anvil pulled me out of the shower threw clothes on me and tossed me out on the runway, before I knew what was going on!

Corey: Well at least he let you put some clothes on!

Bret; grinning: True, I guess I was lucky, well since I am here I did want to congradulate you, and Wild Childe, first for standing up to her dad, and second for getting engaged. I think that it is one of the best things you could do!

Corey: (gets serious) Bret, there is a big reason I called you out here. It's something I have to ask you... and dude, it's pretty important to me.

Corey pauses for dramatic effect, letting the weight of the words sink in a bit on everyone.

Corey: Bret, I would be honored if you would be my best man at my wedding. What do you say?

Bret: (looks a little suprised) Corey, what can I say, other than yes, I would be happy to stand up with you!

(The both hug, then look out at the audience a little embarased. The fans applaud.)

Corey: Thanks man. I appreciate it.

(Corey high-fives Bret, then holds the ropes open for him. He lets the Hitman out, then jumps out of the ring next to Bret.)

As they head up the aisle, they talk to each other, joking about something. Corey absent-mindedly slaps the fans hands as he goes.