WWF Superstars, June 21, 1997

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SEX SYMBOL, RIVER WYLD

("Hot Child In the City" by Hagfish blares through the arena as "The Sex Symbol" River Wyld comes through the entrance as fans stand up to see. Alot of men hoot and holler with alot of women hitting their men as she comes out. She is very well build and extremely attractive with long blode hair, stunning blue eyes and a young face. She wears a black leather "push-up" top, "daisy duke" style ripped blue jean shorts, and black leather thhigh high stelleto boots. She carries a Mic as she heads toward the ring)

RIVER WYLD: I have finally arrived! The sexiest woman alive is now in the WWF and baby, I will be making some waves! (finally reaches ring and climbs in with more and more men, hooting and whistling) Now, I know all of you have been wondering who my "Perfect" man is. Is it Mr. Pefect? (the fans cheer, hearing Perfect's name) Maybe Derrick Stardom? (quickly, the crowd changes to boos) Shawn Micheals? (the fans cheer once more) or even Corey Major? (they continue to cheer, then begin to die down to hear.) Well, I dont want to keep you in suspence to long so here he is....

(Mr. Perfects Music begins to play!! The fans turn to the entryway, expectantly. But after a few minutes no one comes out..)

RIVER WYLD: Humm..must be some mistake..let me try again...here is, my "PERFECT" man!

(Derrick Stardom's Music plays. The fans look around, confused. Heart Attack's eyes go wide and she looks in disbelief at the entryway. Again the music plays but no one comes out..)

RIVER WYLD: Let's try one more time..I think someones not listening! Bring out my "PERFECT" man!

(Shawn Micheals music plays. The fans are in a state of disarray, not sure what's going on. Still, no one comes out.)

RIVER WYLD: You know why no one came out? Because there is no such thing as a "PERFECT" man! All I see around me are has beens and wanna bees! All you fan out of shape, pig in the crowd are examples of that! (The fans boo... even the men this time.) You think I would accually lower myself into letting one of these ugly, out of shape, losers touch me? I think not! The only thing that will touch me in this federation is the gold of the WWF Women's Championship! Why? Because, I wish it! (Gives and cocky laugh and leaves the ring as crowd boos her even louder as she makes her way to out of the arena.)

JR: Well how about THAT! Who could have called THAT!?

Heart Attack: I TOLD you I wouldn't have to worry about my man!

JR: River is only interested in the WORLD TITLE! Well, up next, we have two ladies squaring off that have SIMILAR goals! Let's go to Wild Chylde DiBiase. She's preparing for her match with Valetia Von Strahden!

WILD CHYLDE DIBIASE PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

Wild Chylde is standing in the rebuttal area. She is wearing her polo wrestling outfit. Slick and Corey are with her. She finishes talking quietly to both of them and turns to the camera.

Wild Chylde: VVS... you've come a long way since your debut in the WWF. And you've gotten better quietly while no one was paying attention. Smart of you. But you have one downfall in a match against me. You like to cheat. And that gets me mad. But when I'm mad, VVS. I shine.

She smiles around at Corey.

Wild Chylde: I don't suppose I'll worry too much about Raven either. Right Corey?

Corey: That's right! If he gets involved... I'll pluck his feathers!

Wild Chylde: And with Slick's watchful eye covering the entry..(she nods to Slick...)

Slick: There is NOTHING that shall escape my vision, Sistah Wild Chylde!

Wild Chylde: I guess it's just you and me, VVS. I couldn't ask for a better scenario.

She winks at the camera and Corey puts his arm around her and they leave. Slick follows, strutting with his cane.