WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997The World Wrestling Federation.... for over four years, the symbol of excellence in sports entertainment.
(Camera fades into the red bedroom of River Wyld. She is sitting at a make-up table in a red silk nighty with a white silk robe covering her slightly. She notices the camera in the mirror and begins to speak)
I see that many of the fans and announcers of the WWF wonder who my "PERFECT" man is. Well, he is a man who can handle my love and all this (running her hand up and down the side of her body and then across her chest) (gives a teasing little smile). All I can say is that on WWF Superstars you will find out who that man is because I will be live in the arena. That gives a chance for all the fans in the WWF to gaze on my beauty and allows me to greet them with my own personal touch (winks seductivly). Dont be nervous, I dont bite. Well, (gives devilish grin) maybe. I guess yoou will just have to wait to find out. So, WWF be prepared for my surprise and to gaze on pure pleasure itself. Why? Because I wish it. (smiles and gives alittle kiss goodbye)
(Camera fades out)
(Superstars Theme plays.)
JR: HOWDY FOLKS! Welcome to the Richfield Coliseum in Richfield, Ohio! We got some big matches to get to tonight... so let's get it underway!
Heart Attack: That's right JR! Let's go first to some taped footage with Corey Major and Bret Hart... IN THE DUNGEON!!!
TAPED SEGMENT - THE DUNGEON
We again return to the Hart Family Dungeon, where we see Corey Major and the Hitman Bret Hart heading down the stairs. The Anvil is already in the Dungeon, using the weight set to work his knee out.
Bret: Okay Corey, this week you will be facing a good technical wrestler..
Corey: Bret..
Bret: (cutting him off) Now do you remember some of what I was teaching you to go against Mr.Perfect?
Corey: Yeah, but Bret..
Bret: (putting his arm around Corey) Gret then we don't have to start from the begining, okay this wrestler...
Corey: THIS WRESTLER IS YOU!
Bret: (turns to face Corey): True... alright how do you feel about that?
Corey: (thinks) Well.... it'll be exciting. Man, it makes me feel> nervous, too.
Bret: Are you going to have any trouble giving your all? Because I will not go easy on you. It would not be fair to you, and it would not be fair to me.
Corey: Weeelllll....it's going to be WEIRD. I mean... DUDE... usually it's like... WRECKLESS ABANDON! I just go at it and try to hurt them. Not serious... but y'know... to BEAT 'EM! But when I see you... or Jim... well... I don't want to do anything to hurt you. (quickly adds...) Not that I COULD... I mean... you're the HITMAN... and I'm still wallowin' in my crappy skills!
Bret: Damn it Corey, you have become a GOOD wrestler, and you CAN defeat ANYONE in the WWF, ANYONE. And that includes me. Look at this match as a match you are guaranteed that your opponent will not jump you early, cheap shot you, or try to injure you.
Corey: Well.... YEAH! That's a good thing! (nods to Anvil with a smile) Is he gonna whack me with a crutch if I get a hold on ya? (chuckles to the Anvil and gives him a thumbs up and a wink.) Just a little humor.
The Anvil grins back.
Corey: But I mean... what if I get'cha? Or what if I don't? I mean...
Bret: Corey. Jim and I have wrestled the LOD how many times? And most of those for the championship. ANd we are still friends, I am sure I could still count on them to watch my back, and we would have watched their's if we had not already been removed on stretchers. nothing will change between us if you win, or if I win.
Corey: Alright now... MY TURN, dude. This may be a stupid question... but HEY... it's ME! Are you gonna have problems wrestlin' ME? Y'know... takin' it easy? Testin' me and stuff?
Bret: (actually thinks about it) I don't think so, I have wrestled against friends before and have lost and won, and after the match we shook hands and were friends again. In the ring, we wrestle to win, outside we are friends. I don't see this as being too different, except you know my style a little better and I know yours.
Corey: DUDE... you're the EXCELLENCE of EXECUTION! One mistake and I'm DONE! What if I make that mistake? What's happenin' then?
Bret: Then you make a mistake, and I will try to use it against you, and after the match we will go over it and talk about what happened. If you win, we will do the exact same, in winning and losing we can always learn.
Corey: (looks reassured) Yeah! And with all my losses, I should be BRILLIANT! (laughs) Just a little rookie humor!
Bret: I see Ted is giving you and WIld Childe problems.
Corey: He's just a rich old punk that's mad 'cause he's not getting what he wants.
Bret: So, is it worth it? I mean Corey is she worth the trouble Ted can bring to bear? Believe me I KNOW what he can do.
Corey: Dude... YEAH!!! Wild Chylde is a real special girl! I'm not gonna let her pappy push her around... or ME around. It took me a long time to get to know her... and we're hittin' it off. I don't know what she's gonna do... on Father's Day.... but from now... until then,man... I'm gonna show her... and ESPECIALLY HIM.... that this is what I want... and what I believe in! Man... I'm soundin' like Sensei! Anyway, Hitman... yeah... this is what I want.
Bret: Good, I hoped so, (he puts his arm around Corey) If you are not willing to fight for something even with me, then it is not something you really want or consider important. I wish you luck with Wild Childe, and know this I will be behind you 100%. If Ted does something Jim and I will help you out the best we can.
Anvil; Damn straight. Soooo Bret ready to talk about our Demolition strategy?
Bret: In a minute, so you okay Corey? I think it may be best if you work out on your own today, my brother Bruce is here and if you need an opponent he will be happy to help. But I sure don't want anyone thinking I purposfully taught you an error so I could use it, or we choreographed the match. I will still be here though, so if you need anything just yell.
Corey: You betcha, Bret. You've taught me so much. I'da NEVER beat JoBo... or Dallas Page without your help. Heck, I did alright even against STING! Thanks Hitman.
Corey high fives Bret. Bret pats Corey on the back, then Corey turns to find Bruce.
Bret: See you later C-Major.
Corey glances back and smiles.
Corey: See you... in the RING!