WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997WWF Superstars, June 7, 1997HALL PULLS HIMSELF BACK IN!!! The Badd Boy is being tied up by the referee, who is admonishing him for his actions. Hall sneaks in behind Stardom... DOUBLE AXEHANDLE!!! Stardom drops down to his knee. Hall AXEHANDLES him again!!!
Stardom twists his body around... and TACKLES INTO HALL!!! Stardom drives Hall back... and RIGHT THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!!! Stardom doesn't go with him, though...
He instead goes to the top rope..... AND DIVES OUT AT HALL.... SHOULDER- BLOCK!!! Hall crashes back into the retaining barrier!!! Both wrestlers are down! Hall looks to have busted open the back of his head! Stardom starts to get up.
JR: He gives new meaning to the words HIGH RISK!!!
The referee's count reaches 6.... 7.... Stardom pulls up Hall...who seems almost UNCONCIOUS!! He drags him toward the ring... hauling his dead weight! ....8..... 9.... Stardom pushes Hall into the ring and just as the ref hits.... TEN.....
Stardom is in! He stands over Hall... DROP PUNCH to the face! Stardom then yanks up the injured Hall and pushes him up against the ropes... backs up and runs at him....
BIG RUNNING FOREARM!!! Hall's head snaps back and he drops down to the mat!!!
Susannah jumps up onto the apron! She yells to referee Mitzy Johnson...
Susannah: Keep an eye on Heart Attack.... LOOK!!!!
Mitzy turns to check on Heart Attack, who shrugs innocently at ringside!
JR: Oh NO! Mitzy... NO! TURN AROUND!!
Stardom turns to see what's going on and sees Helmsley.... BUT IS SPRAYED WITH MACE IN HIS FACE!!!!! Stardom holds his hands up to his eyes in pain and stumbles back. Susannah starts to climb into the ring with her lap top... she holds it up....
Heart Attack jumps up on the apron and turns Mitzy Johnson around.....
MITZY RINGS THE BELL!!! She sees Susannah in the ring!!!
JR: GOOD CALL!!! A DISQUALIFICATION!!!
Stardom stumbles backwards, wiping his eyes of the mace. Helmsley tosses her computer down angrily, stomping her foot. She helps a bloody Hall from the ring and they head out.
Stardom puts his hands on his hips and looks around angrily. He nods and smiles at Heart Attack, then gives her a warm embrace. 'Cult of Personality' starts to play as Stardom is announced the winner as a result of a disqualification.
JR: SOMETHING has to be done about Taylor Tech! This is getting out of HAND!
Heart Attack and Stardom climb out of the ring and walk arm in arm to the back.
Sarah: Well... up next... it's the King's Court!
JR: Let's let them get the ring set up for it first... let's go to a commercial time out!
Commercials come on... then....
KING'S COURT
The ring is set up for the King's Court, as Jerry Lawler's music plays through the arena. The King stands in center ring with a microphone.
King: All right, peons. Welcome to another edition of the King's Court. As we saw on Raw this week, Sting announced that he's searching the globe for a bodyguard. Some paid stooge to watch his back, basicly! But I understand that the search is now over, and Sting has indeed found someone to serve as his bodyguard. So let's get right to it, and welcome out STING!
"The Man Called Sting" starts up as Sting makes his way through the curtains. He has his face painted red, white, and yellow, and his tights match the colors. Sting makes his way into the ring, where he leans back and gives an "OWWWWWWW!" out to the crowd! The King stands looking unimpressed, as Sting moves over towards him, clasping his hands and smiling.
King: OK, Sting. Welcome back to the King's Court.
Sting: Thank you.
King: Well ... the bodyguard?!? Where is he? Or SHE! Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Sting: Relax, Lawler. I'll bring him out in a minute. First of all, I'd like to do a little explaing on just WHY I picked this particular man to be my bodyguard.
King: Oh, boy ...
(The King looks down at his watch.)
Sting: Just shut up. All right, now ... I know that people may be a bit surprised by who I've picked, because the last time he was here in the WWF, he wasn't really too popular a guy.
King: Oh REALLY? So you went out and found a dirty guy to do your dirty work? There may be hope for you yet!
Sting: I said to keep quiet, Lawler. Anyway, while I was looking at possible candidates to be my bodyguard, this man's name popped up. And after talking with him, I know that he's looking for a chance. The same chance that Slick and Sarah and all these people gave to me!
King: Come on! Out with it already!
Sting: So Lawler, I present to you now ... my bodyguard. A man known the WORLD OVER for his wrestling skils, and possibly some other talents. A man who is looking for HIS chance at redemption ... a chance that I was happy to give! And Lawler, they say actions speak louder than words. So instead of me telling you who it is, why doesn't somebody just ... HIT THE MUSIC!!
The crowd rises up and looks to the curtain, though the arena stays quiet. Then, a bit of a drumroll is heard, as the music starts up. The fans look around, wondering . . . NO! It can't be....