WWF Superstars, July 19, 1997WWF Superstars, July 19, 1997The World Wrestling Federation.... for over four years, the symbol of excellence in sports entertainment.
(Superstars Theme plays.)
The sea of people across the Capital Centre are waving their flags, banners and merchandise as the camera quickly pans around, zooming in one some of the more colorful signs, like a large one that says: I'LL CHEER FOR TYR!!
The camera moves down to the announcer's table where Jim Ross and Heart Attack are at.
JR: WELCOME EVERYBODY... TO WWF SUPERSTARS!!!! We are LIVE... from the SOLD-OUT Capital Centre... in LANDOVER, MARYLAND!!! I'm Jim Ross... along with Heart Attack!!!
Heart Attack: Hey, J.R.! How are ya?
JR: I'm just fine thanks! I'm excited... because tonight... in the Main Event, the leader in sports entertainment sets... a NEW PRECEDENT!! Male vs. Female! Mabel vs. Tyr!
Heart Attack: Yikes! This is something we've NEVER seen! I hope Tyr has trained hard for this. Mabel's no one to take lightly. No pun intended.
JR: Mabel is in a difficult position. Tyr has EVERYTHING to GAIN... NOTHING to lose! Mabel could be the laughing stock of the WWF after tonight!
Heart Attack: Both of them have their pride riding on this!
JR: Very true! Tyr is defending the UNDERTAKER!!! Also tonight, the long awaited encounter, Venux Victrix, the rookie sensation of the female division... against long time grappler, Susannah Cecily Helmsley of Taylor Tech!
Heart Attack: I'll be watching out for Venus, in case the Femmes show up! This should be a good match. Power against Technique. Good luck Venus!
JR: Hang on just a minute... Take a look at THIS!!!
The large screen picks up the arena parking lot. Fans are still on their way in... when quickly... they part! The black Chevy Suburban barrels in... it's the Derrick Stardom bandwagon. It rumbles into a parking space, or rather a bunch of them, before stopping.
JR: Brian Pillman... has arrived!
Pillman steps out, laughing and holding up the WWF title. Some fans cheer for him, the rest boo. One fan holds up a 'Pillman is God' sign. Pillman attempts to get a DERRICK! DERRICK! chant going... but only three people join in.
Heart Attack: I don't think Pillman's helping Derrick very much here!
JR: We know Stardom's ego. Three people responding to him is three times as good as ONE person responding him!
Pillman begins to head up to the arena... where Derrick Stardom appears from the double doors, dressed in his black tuxedo garb. Two security guards stand near, ready for trouble. Pillman walks up to Stardom.
Pillman: It is INDEED an honor! The pleasure... is truly... MINE!!
Pillman does the 'we're not worthy' sign to Stardom, who watches him with a suspicious eye.
Heart Attack: Uh oh! Is he NUTS!?
JR: He has the papers to PROVE it!
Pillman laughs, motioning to the bandwagon. Stardom's eyes move from the truck to Pillman again. He gives a tight smirk, shakes his head slightly, then turns and heads inside.
Pillman: He LOVES it!
Heart Attack: This is embarassing, JR! how long will he keep this up?
JR: He's trying to make either a point... or a TRAP! I don't know WHICH!
Pillman enters the arena.
JR: Alright... back to the card. Tonight, the Dudes With Attitudes take on the brand new team of Ahmed Johnson and Rocky Maivia, the Pearl River Powers!
Heart Attack: This should be a good, clean match. I hope the Dudes don't let Sarah's disappearance distract them too much.
JR: I'm willing to bet AHMED may be a little distracted, too!
Heart Attack: The same thing goes for Ahmed with the Blizzard. Racial slurs have NO place here in our fed!
JR: This fed, or any OTHER fed or place for that matter! I have a feeling that the Blizzard has only just BEGUN to pay for what he's said, and he deserves it!
Pillman then breaks through the curtains holding up the world belt in one hand... and a freshly bought Derrick Stardom t-shirt in the other. Pillman walks down to the loud boos of the fans... he taunts them until he gets to the table and hands the Stardom t-shirt to Jim Ross. J.R. smiles and thanks Pillman.
Pillman: Get ready! I'm HERE NOW! And it's time to get RAW... on SUPERSTARS!!! HAHAHA!!!
JR: Brian, we're just about through talking about the matches. What do YOU think of our opening contest?
Pillman: Up first... up first I see it's VVS against the leader of the stupidest collection of talent-deprived, back-jumping permanent PMS having BITCHES in the fed.... Gold-Dust. That glittering idiot will be running red with blood after VVS has her LATE NIGHT SNACK tonight. Y'know... you BITE gold to test it's integrity. Shouldn't take long to see Gold-Dust is FAKE!
Heart Attack: She's FAKE alright! After TNT I was told she was spotted sitting in the aisle during my match with Wyld. Sorry Gold-Dust! Have ta catch ya later! And I'm sure Charlie Tuna was around. I hope VVS tears her up!
JR: Alright let's go back to Joey....
Pillman: What OTHER crappy matches are there? (looks at some notes) Ahmed's here? That means the BLIZZARD probably ain't! haha! Venus and Helmsley! Well... it's about TIME! We've had two visits from Halley's comet since that match was signed. And take a look at THIS!! TYR AND MABEL!! YES!! YES!! I'll cheer for TYR! I'LL CHEER FOR TYR! I'LL CHEER FOR TYR!!!
JR: There he goes! There's no stopping him now!
Heart Attack: I think we'd getter get to the action before he bursts a blood vessel!
JR: Joey Styles is standing in the back with Valetia Von Strahden and Raven. Let's go to him now.