WWF Superstars, July 19, 1997WWF Superstars, July 19, 1997Tyr opens with a PALM HEEL STRIKE that snaps Mabel's head back. She circles around behind him and puts on a REVERSE BEAR HUG! His girth is too much and he bumps her back. Determined... she goes BACK!!! She nearly wrenches it completely around, up near the sternum.
Sabrina Savage and Lucifer Graves come down the aisle and start circling around ringside.
JR: Alright Brian, what's THIS about?
Pillman: It's MABEL! He wants to cause trouble on us... we'll cause trouble on HIM! C'MON TYR!!!
Heart Attack: JR, Now I know how YOU felt this past week! Is this the REAL Brian Pillman?
Mabel breaks free of the bear hug and spins around to face her. Lady Tyr... CLOTHESLINES him and he wobbles... but doesn't go down! He falls back into the ropes and comes at Tyr....
He brings up a kick at her and she catches his foot. He leaps up with the other... INSUGORI KICK... Tyr DUCKS! The big man crashes down on the mat HARD!! Tyr hits the ropes and tries to BULLDOG him down... and...
CAN'T! TOO BIG! Tyr stands over him and PALM HEEL STRIKES him again. Sabrina seems happy, watching Mabel suffer. Mabel gets up to his feet, clumsily. Tyr stands in front of him...
Tyr: Over here, you royal pain in the ass!
Tyr wiggles her butt at Mabel, motioning him to KISS IT! An angry Mabel rushes at her and she turns face to face with him.... brings up her arms.... AND PUSHES HIM DOWN HEAD OVER HEELS!!! THE ARENA POPS!!!! The entire ring bounces around heavily from the impact!!
Tyr: Boy! You're so fat, you're on BOTH sides of the family aren't you?!
Mabel struggles to get up... but falls back down under his weight!
Bobby: You know, you can't take Mabel fishing with you.
Pillman: I'll 'bite'! Why NOT?
Bobby: Because he eats all the bait!
Sabrina starts... an I'LL CHEER FOR TYR CHANT!! Lady Tyr gets FIRED UP! She pulls Mabel up to his feet... and goes for the GODDESS PLEX!!! But Mabel throws in a clothesline! Tyr absorbs the shot... but is then assaulted with an IRISH WHIP TO THE CORNER!! Mabel backs up... and rushes in.... for an AVALANCHE....
TYR MOVES ASIDE!!! Mabel hits the corner!!!
JR: The RING... it must've moved A FOOT!!! AMAZING!
Pillman: We say the same thing when Mabel's car actually makes it out of the driveway with him in it!
Tyr moves back... then CLOTHESLINES Mabel in the corner... AND KNOCKS HIM DOWN!!!! MABEL GOES DOWN!
Bobby: His parents had nine months and the best that they could come up with is MABEL! ha!
Tyr drops down onto the shoulders of Mabel and wraps her legs around his neck. She reaches back and pulls his legs over his back for a painful submission move...
JR: Tyr's got it on! It's her RAGNOROK CRUSH!!!
Pillman: How do you KNOW these things!?
Bobby: If I was managing Mabel, I'd commit SUICIDE!!
The ref gets around to face Mabel.... to check for a submission... NO! NO! He doesn't submit!!
Tyr: HEY MABEL! I hear your mother barking for ya! WOOF! WOOF!!
Tyr bends the legs up further... as HARD as she CAN!!! The ref checks on Mabel... HE SUBMITS!!! IT'S OVER!! IT'S OVER!!!
Mephisto applauds Tyr and exits with Rubican... as the ARENA GOES DEAFENING!!!
Pillman: YES!!! YES!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
JR: If I didn't see it with my own eyes.....
Sabrina looks up at Graves with a confident smile. She then motions to the back and they leave. Tyr stands up and looks around at the fans. Seeress holds up the cherry cider at ringside.
Mabel, on the mat still, crawls up behind her for a knee clip... but Tyr looks back...sees him... and STOMPS HIM DOWN IN THE FACE!!! Mo reaches in and helps Mabel out and they retreat up the aisle, being laughed at and pelted by trash.
Seeress gets into the ring and hands more cherry cider to Tyr.... AND SHE CHUGS IT DOWN!!! THE PLACE GOES NUTS!!
JR: TYR WINS!!! WE'RE OUTTA TIME!!!
Heart Attack: WAY TO GO TYR!!
Pillman: I CHEERED FOR TYR! I CHEERED FOR TYR! I CHEERED FOR TYR!!!
JR: For Bobby Heenan, Brian Pillman and Heart Attack, I'm Jim Ross saying... SEE YOU ON RAW EVERYBODY!!!
The closing credits roll as 'Princes of the Universe' plays over the P/A.