RESULTS: Monday Night Raw July 21, 1997

KING MABEL

(King Mabel,and Sir Mo are in their locker room.King Mabel is wearing jeans,a t-shirt,sneakers,and his hair is in a mohawk.Sir Mo is also wearing jeans,a t-shirt,sneakers,a hat backwards,and his hair is cut short)

King Mabel:"This federation sucks!That's why I'm quitting it!Hahahahaha!That's right losers,everyone in this geeky federation has cheated me,including of The Nerdy President Piper,Brian"WOMAN"Pillman,Bitch Tyr,and the list goes on!I'm going back to The WCW,where everyone is treated equally,and you better believe it that at SummerSlam,The WCW is going to kick The WWF's ass bigtime!Hey Mr.Dibiase,don't you worry I'll be a bodyguard along with Sir Mo for your team at SummerSlam to make sure that none of those WWF Loser's interfere!World Wrestling Federation your the suckiest federation around,and at SummerSlam that will be proven!Hahahahahaha!"

Sir Mo:"WWF,you suck!All of you geek's think this is the best federation well it isn't and at SummerSlam it will be shown that your the worst federation,and that you suck,and The World Championship Wrestling is way better!World Wrestling Federation,Ted Dibiase's Team at SummerSlam is going to kick your asse's,and so is the woman's team,which we bet Brian Pillman will be on for your woman!President Dibiase,don't worry like King Mabel said we'll be bodyguard's for your team,to make sure none of The WWF(Women's Wrestling Federation)wrestler's interfere,like they do in every match their in!Long Live King Mabel,and The WCW!"

(The screen fades to black,showing King Mabel and Sir Mo pack up their bags,and then spraypaint WCW IS THE BEST all over the wall's in their locker room,and then they leave,laughing)

OWEN HART AND THE BRITISH BULLDOG

("The Rocket"Owen Hart,and "The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith are in their locker room)

"The Rocket"Owen Hart:"Man was WWF Superstar's ever good!The best part was when Lady Tyr kicked that fat slob's butt named King Mabel,that was so funny,and I used to think King Mabel was cool,and was a good wrestler,well he can't even beat a woman!Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!I'm sorry,but that was just so funny,King Mabel we're glad your going to back to The WCW,because then there will be alot more food for everyone,because you used to eat all of the food there was,everywhere The WWF went,and we all used to starve to death!Hahahahahahahahaha!Oh well,enough of making fun of Fat Mabel,and Ugly Mo!But now unto other business!Our next match is on Saturday,on WWF Superstars,against The Dudes With Attitudes,"The Heartbreak kid"Shawn Michaels,and "Big Daddy Cool"Diesel!Diesel,and Shawn Michaels,you two are great wrestlers,and we have alot of respect for you guys,but your standing in our way of getting another title shot,so we're going to make short work of you two on Superstars,and we're walking out with the victory!Dudes With Attitudes,you two are going down bigtime on WWF Superstars!Whoooo!"

"The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith:(British Accent)"That was great on WWF Superstars!Bobby"The Brain"Heenan you got to tell both of us some more jokes about King Mabel,because those one's on WWF Superstar's were so funny!Hahahahahahahahahaha!Brian Pillman,you had really good one's as well since In Your House,your going to have to tell us some more one's of Fat Can't Even Beat A Woman Mabel,because your one's were so good as well!Hahahahahahahahahaha!Owen you had good one's as well!Hahahahahahahahaha!Mabel's so fat that when he was born and the doctor slapped him,he bet up the doctor by sitting on him!Hahahahahahahahahaha!Oh well enough jokes about that loser,and well we can say alot about Ugly Mo,but he never wrestled so we'll not make fun of him!Now onto our next piece of business!Dudes With Attitudes,"Big Daddy Cool"Diesel,and "The Heartbreak kid"Shawn Michaels,you guy are really great guys to hang around with,and are great wrestler's,and we respect you,but at WWF Superstar's this Saturday,your going down bigtime,because your standing in our way of getting another title shot For The WWF Unified Tag Team Belts!Diesel,and Shawn Michaels,your going down bigtime,and in short work at WWF Superstars!"(The British Bulldog flexe's his muscles)

(The screen fades to black)

Pillman: MABEL QUIT!!! Hahahaa!!! We didn't even have to RUN him OUT! I don't even think WCW will take him! He lost to a WOMAN!!

JR: Take NOTHING away from Lady Tyr! She's a phenom in her OWN right! That was no small feat, her beating Mabel!

Pillman: I say GOOD RIDDANCE! He can say the WWF sucks... but WHO BEAT WHO?! hahaha!!! He wants to insult me by calling me 'WOMAN'? Hey... that's all fine and good, Jim Ross. Because by being catagorized a WOMAN... I now KNOW I can beat him!! HAHAHAHA!!

JR: Let's go backstage, where Sting is standing by.