The action continues! Ahmed tags in Rocky, then holds Vulture up. Rocky climbs to the top rope... and enters with a FLYING AXEHANDLE on Vulture! Ahmed gets out. Vulture dives and makes a desperate tag to Beast.
JR: Welcome back fans... we're still waiting to see what Sting and Rude have planned. The Pearl River Powers kept the upper hand through the break...and it continues here...
Beast comes in... and changes that! He SHOULDERBLOCKS Rocky... then forearms him... then ELBOW BLOCKS him. Beast grabs Maivia by the head... and SMASHES HIM DOWN INTO THE MAT, face first!
Beast continues his furious attack as Rude returns... with Starr Blaze.... AND A LOADED FIREHOSE!!!
Pillman: If I get WET... there'll be HELL to pay!
Heart Attack: Yeah!
Beast hits a VERTICAL SUPLEX on Rocky, then points on Rude and Starr! Starr has a big grin on her face! Dr. Death and Shadow turn around.... AND THE HOSE FIRES A POWERFUL BLAST OF WATER INTO BOTH OF THEM!! They are knocked down to the floor from the shot!!!
Beast is about to exit the ring and help his managers, when Rocky grabs him by the arm... and hits an ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN!! Rocky pulls him up by the arm.. and whips him to Ahmed's corner... where Johnson FOREARMS him in the back of the head!!
Rocky tags in Ahmed and during the exchange, the camera shows Jim the Anvil Neidhart in the backstage area. He's been watching the match on the monitor, and is now laughing hysterically at Dr. Death and Shadow, who have been knocked down from the force of the fire hose!
Sting grabs the silver skull from Dr. Death and he, Starr and Rude head up to the top of the aisle. A camera follows them as Ahmed hits repeated bodyslams on Beast in the ring.
Sting holds the skull up and listens.
Rude: What's it saying?!
Sting: Hold on!
Sting continues to listen, as Rude waits impatiently.
Sting: A-HA! So THAT'S how it's done!
Rude: That's how WHAT'S done?!
Sting: This gives off a FABULOUS recipe for Macadamia Nut Brownies! C'mon, we GOTTA make these!
Rude: Wa-HOO!
All three head out, just as Shadow and Dr. Death regain their footing.. and realize what's happened! They seem ready to pursue, but turn back to manage the LOD.
Ahmed has pulled up Beast... INTO A PILEDRIVER!! Rocky reaches back and tags in Rocky, then holds up Beast for him as Rocky goes to the top... FLYING FOREARM SHOT!!!
Rocky tags back in Ahmed, who sets up Beast for the PEARL RIVER PLUNGE!! As he's hooking the arms... Beast gets free and PUNCHES Ahmed in the ribs.... then stands up. The two big bulls back up a few steps... then rush in... AND COLLIDE!!! Neither one moves!
They back up again... and charge... NOTHING!!
JR: The irresistable force... meeting the immovable objec....
Pillman: SHUT UP!!! I HATE that phrase!! STUPID!
They rush at each other again.... STILL NEITHER MAN MOVES!!! Beast and Ahmed back up to opposite sides again. Beast growls, looking up from under his brow. Ahmed sets down in the three point stance... and Beast does too. THEY RUSH IN....
Beast goes to hit low... and Ahmed leaps up... and SCISSOR KICKS Beast on the back of the head, knocking him down!! THE FANS POP!!! Roxanne applauds!!!
Ahmed pulls Beast up...and whips him to Rocky's corner HARD! Rocky FOREARMS him from behind.... knocking him out a half step... into AN AHMED JOHNSON CLOTHESLINE!!! Beast goes down... and Ahmed covers him... ONE... TWO...
THREE!!!! THE FANS GO CRAZY!!! Dr. Death begins jumping around, showing his hands to the LOD... with NO SKULL! Beast and Vulture dive from the ring and the group races to the back, pushing Roxanne aside as they go. Roxanne pushes back... but the LOD continue, concerned about their stolen object.
Roxanne stares them down as they leave, then she turns and congratulates the Pearl River Powers. The Pearl River Powerhouse begins to play over the speakers.
JR: That's THREE! The PRP is UNDEFEATED!
Pillman: Yeah, but one of those wins was Fatu and Savio Veg... oh yeah... never mind.
Heart Attack: Yeah! They WON!!
Roxanne heads to the back as Rocky and Ahmed continue to celebrate their big victory with their fans.
JR: Up next.. it's the Main Event! Roxanne defends her title against Wild Chylde DiBiase!
Pillman: Roxanne is an idiot! New champion here tonight!
Heart Attack: She's NOT an idiot! She's determined! She's a good champion...a GREAT champion!
Pillman: She's setting a WONDERFUL example! Hey kids... so what if you may end up in a wheelchair... go out and do preposterous things! You'll be FINE!
Heart Attack: I remember YOU nursing your injuries! Are we to respect that?
Pillman: I am a role-model to MILLIONS!
Heart Attack: Millions of WHAT? Rodents?
JR: Now I'm gonna step in here now... because I think this is being COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE for the both of you!
Pillman: Still Ross, we're not as bad as we USED to be!
JR: I don't think it's POSSIBLE for you to be WORSE! Let's go backstage where Wild Chylde DiBiase is standing by...
The camera shows Rocky and Ahmed going backstage, as the screen fades...
