WWF Superstars, July 26, 1997WWF Superstars, July 26, 1997The World Wrestling Federation.... for over four years, the symbol of excellence in sports entertainment.
A figure stands in a darkened room, and a light comes up behind it, showing the silhouette of an attractive female, but leaving the face and outfit in deep shadow.
A familiar voice speaks.. Voice: I was called away from this fed to take care of personal business. In my absence things have gone from bad to worse. People are being kidnapped, brainwashed, and backstabbed.
The speaker is silent for a moment and tilts her head as if thinking, and paces a few steps, allowing a glimpse of long black or dark hair. Then she turns back to the camera before her face is lit.
Voice: To Sarah D's kidnappers.. your days are numbered. You'd better hope that someone else gets to you before I do. Helmsley, your total lack of honor marks you as one in need of a lesson, and you can count on learning it soon. And Femme Fatales, your evil ways will not go unanswered.
The speaker pauses for a long moment again, and takes a deep breath.
Voice: A special message to one individual who claims to be "one of the good guys".. Starr Blaze, you came in here shouting about how you're gonna be the law and order in this fed, and the final arbiter of fair play and justice. Well, then the future definition of justice must be very different if kidnapping, assault, and grand theft are not considered unjust.
Voice: You, along with Sting and Rick Rude, kidnapped the machine, assaulted the LOD in the hospital, and stole the silver skull of Dr. Death. Granted, that's not a list of the most popular people in the WWF, but that still doesn't make your actions right. You claimed to be above their level, but all you've done is shown that you're truly no better than they, and a hypocrite and liar to boot!
The speaker pauses and raises a hand to point at the camera, showing green-painted fingernails.
Voice: So Starr Blaze, unless you can make up for your evil actions and prove you've got the honor you claim to have, you are going DOWN!
Voice: (near whisper) I'm back.
(SUPERSTARS THEME PLAYS)
JR: HELLO EVERYBODY!!! Welcome to WWF Superstars! We're BACK! We're in the Market Square Arena again, finishing a week long string of WWF action here in Indianapolis! I'm Jim Ross... along with Heart Attack.
Heart Attack: Hey J.R.!
JR: Howdy! Heart Attack, tonight, in the main event today... Bret Hart against Vader!
Heart Attack: Bret should be able to take Vader, no problem! Of course, that's not to say Vader's become... sedate... or anything!
JR: I won't quote you as saying that. Vader needs a big win over Bret... and the reverse is also true. I wonder if James E. has anything planned for this match, considering Demolition's title shot on Raw.
Heart Attack: I HOPE not!
JR: Also, the Dudes with Attitudes will take on the British Bulldog and Owen Hart!
Heart Attack: Owen and the Bulldog are a great team. But the DWA is without Sarah D.! And I wonder if 'the Bodyguard' Mike Rotundo will show up?
JR: We've not seen him with the team. Justin Hawk Bradshaw has a singles match, with Barry out of action. He'll take on the Great Muta of S.B. Peterson!
Heart Attack: I wonder why Muta and S.B. were checking out that tag match on TNT? Do you think S.B.'s interested in Savio and Fatu?
JR: Maybe he wants to pair up Monolith and Muta! Also, in our opening contest, Mr.Perfect against Sting!
Heart Attack: Should be a great one! Both men are gifted. But what about Rude and Madusa left on the outside... together?
JR: Madusa doesn't care for Rude any more. Let's watch that. As far as Perfect and Sting, they last met a few months back in a Finishing Maneuver Match. Mr.Perfect won that one with the Perfect Plex. Let's see if Sting can even up the score tonight! Sting is standing by... let's go to him now.
Just then, Brian Pillman comes rushing down the aisle, late.
Pillman: What'd I miss?
Heart Attack: Oh... nothing... besides EVERYTHING!
Pillman: Fill me in!
Heart Attack: Get a TAPE of it!
JR: C'mon you two!