WWF Superstars, July 26, 1997WWF Superstars, July 26, 1997SHOULDERBLOCK!!! The Bulldog stumbles back from Diesel. BDC grabs his head... HEADBUTT!! The Bulldog fires back with a solid punch that spins Diesel's head to the side. The Bulldog boots him in the ribs...then hooks him.... AND HITS A VERTICAL SUPLEX!!!
Pillman: What a MOONSAULT!!
Heart Attack: SUPLEX! You know that!
Pillman: I need a shot of whiskey! Where's Atlantra's picnic basket?
Davey pulls up Diesel by the waist... GUT WRENCH SUPLEX!!!
Pillman: (sounding like J.R.) What impact! Two big bulls! College football... and an All-American! He elevated him! LATERAL PRESS!!
Heart Attack: CALM DOWN!!!
The Bulldog then takes Diesel by the legs... and starts to turn him over... into a BOSTON CRAB!!! HE GETS IT!! The Bulldog leans back as Shawn stomps his feet, getting Diesel pumped up! Owen cheers the Bulldog on from his corner... THE FANS ARE CHEERING FOR EVERYBODY!!!
Pillman: He could win! He invented the SHARPSHOOTER!!!
Heart Attack: He didn't invent the Sharpshooter!!!
Pillman: You mean that's not Aldo Montoya with the Sharpshooter?
Heart Attack: I SURRENDER!!! That's not even the Sharpshooter!!
The ref checks on Diesel.. but BDC shakes his head... NO! NO! He doesn't surrender! The Bulldog leans back... hard!!! He yells out... ASK HIM!!! Diesel shakes his head...
NO! NO! NO! The Bulldog throws the legs down... and KNEE DROPS Diesel's back.. then brabs his legs again.... and LEANS BACK WITH THE BOSTON CRAB AGAIN!! Senior Referee John Pinnette gets into position... he asks Diesel....
NO! NO! The Bulldog keeps the move on! The arena is deafening! Diesel shakes his head....
YES! He submits!!! The Bulldog releases the hold and Shawn comes in to help his partner up. They regroup and shake Owen and the Bulldog's hands, then leave the ringside area with the Sensei.
The British Anthem,plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts."The Rocket"Owen Hart looks into the camera,and says "Hart Foundation,or Demolition whoever win's on Monday Night Raw,we're coming for you now,and for The WWF Unified Tag Team Belts!Whoooo!"All of the fans Whoooo back."The British Bulldog"Davey Boy Smith flexes his muscle's at the camera.Then Owen,and Davey climbs out of the ring,and leave slapping hands with the fans.
Pillman: THEY DID IT!! THE SHEEPHEADERS WIN!!!
Heart Attack: That's not the Sheepherders!!
Pillman: Bushwackers... WHATEVER!! And they did it with their pattented Four leaf clover... or Lucky Charms or whatever it's called!
Heart Attack: You're NUTS! You've LOST IT!! You're out of your MIND!
Pillman: HE LEFT US!!!!
Heart Attack: Director... if you can hear us... please... just go to the next segment! I'm going to find some sedatives for Pillman!
SUPERCARD REPORT
Dok Hendriks is in the WWF Event Center. Two logos appear on the screen next to him... Queen of the Ring... and Summerslam.
Dok: It's that time of year when the WWF HEATS UP! It's time for the Queen of the Ring tournament... and then SUMMERSLAM!
Ticket information and dates and times comes up on the screen.
Dok: The Queen of the Ring will be held on August the 3rd LIVE on the FOX network! It will feature an eight woman single elimination tournament to declare a QUEEN of the ring! Let's run down the participants, shall we?
Images of the wrestlers appear as Dok mentions them.
Dok: Heart Attack will meet Valetia Von Strahden in the opening round. H.A. and VVS have recently begun to hit their stride in the WWF. Once, both were considered 'door-mats' and also-rans by everyone, but now you cannot enter a match with them without thinking, you're going to lose... or in VVS' case... get hurt BAD!
Dok: The winner of that match will face the winner of the Lady Tyr/Venus Victrix bout. These two girls, along with Pali-Alizar, are two of the biggest and most powerful women in the division. In fact, I'd say they are THE most powerful! When they last did battle, Tyr took the win, but Venus has had many matches since and has improved. We know Tyr has as well, most recently knocking MABEL out of the WWF! I can't wait to see how both of these wrestlers have advanced since their first encounter.
Dok: Starr Blaze and Susannah Cecily Helmsley will meet in a one on one match! There's a lot of bad blood between these two, but it's cooled off a bit since In Your House. Susannah may be allowing Starr to get distracted elsewhere before she strikes again!
Dok: And they'll meet the winner of the Gold-Dust/Wild Chylde match! Wild Chylde is the current Queen, and the odds-on-favorite to win it again! No King or Queen has EVER repeated the feat two years in a row... or even TWICE at all! Wild Chylde could make history AGAIN! But she'll face her old arch-enemy and opposing Captain at Summerslam, I believe, Gold-Dust!
Dok's face comes back on with Gold-Dust's image fading out.
Dok: These two have bad blood dating back to 1995, when Ted brought Gold-Dust into his Corporation to rid the WWF of Wild Chylde DiBiase. DiBiase finally defeated Gold-Dust at In Your House 1995 in December, and Dust's career never was the same again until just recently.
Dok: This all will lead to Summerslam, and I have WCW President Ted DiBiase on the phone now to talk about the Women's Elimination match at Summerslam. Mr.DiBiase, can you hear me?
Ted's voice: I can hear you, you nickel and dimer.
Dok: Mr.DiBiase, can you confirm or deny the Femme Fatales participation in your match at Summerslam?
Ted's voice: The offer has been made to Gold-Dust and the Femme Fatales. I'll grant them what they want to wrestle DiBiase and her team... and I'll DOUBLE IT if they are successful.
Dok: WOW! But what about the FIFTH member? The Femme Fatales only have FOUR... but it's going to be five on five!
Ted's voice: A fifth wrestler? I suppose you'll have to wait and find out, won't you Hendriks?
Dok: Any hints?
Ted's voice: You've seen her before. That's all I'll say. Now hang up the phone, you dime-store, coupon-cutter... I have more important things to do then just talk about the total annihilation and embarassment of the WWF's FINEST at Summerslam!
There is a CLICK... then a dial tone. Dok just shakes his head.
Dok: Ted will also be bringing to Summerslam... the top stars of WCW! WCW World Champion, Lex Luger.... Wildman Marc Mero... Faarooq... and Dean Malenko will enter the ring, with their boss and President, Ted DiBiase, to take on an all-star WWF team that Corey Major has put together.... Bret the Hitman Hart.. Jim the Anvil Neidhart.... the Ultimate Warrior... and Ahmed Johnson!
Dok: Summerslam will happen on August the 24th, live ONLY on PPV from East Rutherford, New Jersey! I'll give you more news as I get it. Check the Scouting Report and the WWF Web Site for all the late breaking news. Let's get back to more WWF Superstars!