LEGION OF DEATH PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Shadow stands in the middle of a dirty, white hospital room. There are cobwebs and spiders and rats scurying around on the floor. Her flaming red hair falls around her shoulders and her blood red eyes stare right into the camera.
Shadow: Alright... it is time to start. Boys.
The LOD come into the room. They stand to each side of Shadow.
Shadow: Our plans are coming together. (she laughs)
Vulture: Those punks, the Bladerunners and their whore Starr Blaze have sunk down to our level.
Shadow: Don't forget the Anvil. He was there, too.
Beast: They steal and beat up helpless people. So how does it feel to be like us? To be ruthless and break the rules. All of you are just like us. Except you pander to the fans! We will all end up in the same hell! (All three laugh)
Shadow: Wait. We are forgetting someone! Oh Doctor!
Dr. Death comes in the room. He is holding a large black skull.
Dr. Death: I have found our missing partner! Speak to us, oh great one! (he nods) Well, it sounds a big devious, but we will do it! Tell Beast!
Beast: Revenge will be ours! And the one to bear it will be the whore Starr Blaze!
Vulture: So Anvil and Bladerunners, when you are crying over the grave of Blaze - remember you did it to her!
Dr. Death: But now... we face the Gunns... we will have our revenge! Let's go!
SMOKING GUNNS PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Billy: Howdy again!
Bart tips his hand kindly toward the camera.
Billy: Bart... that ol'L.O.D. was askin' for another piece of us. What do you think?
Bart: I reckon they didn't get enough the first time.We may not be the biggest, the quickest or the baddest... but Billy an' I will find a way to beat ya!
Billy: You tell 'em Bart. Beast... Vulture... we don't take too kindly to your beatin' on a fine woman like Roxanne... and a nice little boy like Blade Hart. Last time, it was just a match. But this time... we wanna make you pay!
Bart: That's right. You can throw around women and children ... but let's see if you can do the same... to us!
Billy: YEEE-HAW!!!!
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The Match:
Dr. Death and Shadow come through the curtains. Dr. Death holds the black skull up high and the LOD enter. As they make their way to the ring, they squirt the audience with blood.Pillman: Masks the fans odor!
BANG! The Smoking Gunn's music plays. Billy and Bart come out in their white trenchcoats and cowboy hats, shaking hands with all the fans as they come down. The lights dim and the flag of Texas lights up the ring. Billy and Bart roll in and fire off their 'guns' making smoke come up into the air.
The lights come back up and they remove their gear and get ready. Beast and Bart begin. Beast walks up to Bart... and SLAPS him in the face! Bart recoils... and comes back for his own slap... Beast SHOULDERBLOCKS him in the mid-section, taking him down.... then he starts pounding on him in the face repeatedly with punches.
He pulls him up by the hair into a CLOTHESLINE... then tags in Vulture. Beast SLAMS Bart down in the ring as Vulture comes off the ropes.... ELBOWDROP!!! Beast gets out as Vulture starts viciously chopping at Bart's throat.
Vulture yanks him up and pulls him to Beast's corner... where he SIDE SUPLEXES him down...then tags Beast in. Beast pulls him up for PILEDRIVER... but Bart BLOCKS IT!! He comes back down with his feet on the mat... and DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWNS BEAST!!
The fans cheer as Bart dives over and tags Billy into the ring!! BILLY COMES IN ON FIRE!! Billy KICKS Beast as he gets up... then kneelifts him! He absorbs a glancing punch from Beast... then returns fire with a forearm!! Beast's head snaps back! Slowly, more and more fans rise to their feet as Billy continues his flurry!!
JR: This is a MUST win for the LOD! If they want to be taken as a serious threat... they HAVE to beat the Gunns!
Pillman: I'm willing to bet that's the first time anyone has EVER said THAT!
Billy then KNEELIFTS Beast... then a FOREARM in the GUT! Beast doubles forward... into a STANDING SIDE HEADLOCK! Beast steps in front and tries to flip Billy over him... but Billy adjusts... FULL NELSON!!!
Beast starts punching his way out.... so Billy spins them back to back... REVERSE NECKBREAKER!!! Billy pulls Beast up by the arm as the fans start chanting for BILLY!!! Billy twists the arm around flipping Beast down to the mat. He holds him there for a few moments....
Then lifts him up... INTO AN ARMDRAG TAKEDOWN back to the armlock!!! Beast tries to power out... but Billy rides with him and turns him down with a HAMMERLOCK!! But Beast's power will not be denied. He starts to rise up anyway.... Billy lets go quickly... Beast's power turns him around...
INTO A DROP DDT!! THE FANS POP!!! Billy jumps up in the air... with a YEEE-HAWW!!!
Heart Attack: PAY ATTENTION!!
Billy celebrates... and can't prevent the tag to Vulture! Billy moves to Vulture... who backs up to the ropes to the top. Beast comes up from behind Billy... grabs him by the legs and drapes him up on the ropes, across the top strand by his neck...
VULTURE LEAPS to the outside, grabbing Billy's head and SNAPPING it across the top rope! THAT brings an 'OHHHH' from the fans!! Vulture quickly slides back up into the ring as the ref runs out Beast.
Vulture comes in with two quick kicks then a SNAP SUPLEX! He turns around and tags in Beast... who enters with a STOMP! Bart starts a 'feet-pounding' session with the fans... but Billy is far on the other side of the ring.
Beast... SPIKESLAMS Billy down... followed by a DROPKICK when the Gunn gets up. Beast then tags Vulture... and pulls Billy up in the air over his shoulders.... Hawk climbs to the top rope and the fans rise up to get a good look....
JR: It's the DOOMSDAY DEVICE! If they hit it... it could be over!
Vulture leaps.... FLYING CLOTHESLINE!! Beast flips Billy up over his head as Hawk drives the arm into the Gunn, right across the throat! Vulture presses him down... one... two... THREE!!
The LOD's music begins to play... but then it stops abruptly. Beast and Vulture are GRABBING THEIR WEAPONS.....
