JIM CORNETTE AND VADER PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
(Jim Cornette and VADER are seen)
Jim: So Bobby, you and me!! The battle of the managers. My man VADER against your Ultimate Warrior!! It's time Heenan...it's time.
VADER: WARRIOR!!! What are you think'n PUNK!! VADER is gonna make you feel pain...ARRGGG!!!
Jim: Lets get outta here...
WARRIOR PRE MATCH COMMENTS
Bobby Heenan, Brutus Beefcake, The Warrior, and Sting are all sitting in the Warriors lockerroom. Brutus stands by the door with his hedgeclippers. Sting and The Warrior are over on a bench discussing something. Bobby is in front of the camera.
Bobby: Ha Ha Ha! Jim Cornette, I pity you! You THINK that you can OUTMANAGE the BRAIN?! HA! You THINK that you have TALENT under you? Well, i've got news for you buddy!! You have to be the most IGNORANT, Stupid, SO CALLED manager I've seen in my ENTIRE life. For CRYING OUT LOUD, you manage the BLIZZARD! Justin...ummm. What's his name?
Brutus: I believe it's justin Hawk Bradshaw.
Bobby: Oh, well he's a second class IDIOT! Then we have that GOON Vader. I'll admit, he is a good wrestler. I'll admit, he IS a fat slob too! Tonight Cornette, Vader vs. The Warrior. I'll tell you what, Cornette, The Warrior is ready! The Warior is PUMPED for this match. Even though, I have even MORE talent coming to me. The Warrior, as great as he is...MAY NOT be the BEST under my tutilage. And If you REALLY think you're good, You'll accept my challenge from My BEST wrestler. And the Warrior grunted something about the LOD a minute ago. What was that, warr....
The Warrior stands up and POUNDS his chest!!
Warrior: RAAAAAAAAHH! Legion of DEATH...The ULTIMATE Warrior and ALL of his little Warriors will go into battle tonight....WE the WARRIORS, proclaim VICTORY tonight!! My friend and Partner, Sting will go into the battle field..SINGLE HANDED at summerslam!! But I will send the little Warriors into battle with him!! I have CALLED down the spirits from on high to watch over the Stinger and ALL of the LITTLE stingers...RAAAAAAH!!
Sting SLAPS high five with the Warrior!
Brutus: It's time fellas! Let's go!
Bobby leads the clan out of the Lockerroom. They head towards the ring.
VADER
from: the Rocky Mountains
415 lbs.
Ranked: #1
w/Jim Cornette
ULTIMATE
WARRIOR
from: Parts Unknown
280 lbs.
Ranked: #9
w/Sting, Rude, Kimberly, Bobby Heenan, BrutusThe Match:
Vader's music begins to play and he comes through the curtains, carrying a chair. Jim Cornette follows behind, sporting a big smile on his face. The fans make fun of Cornette, but he ignores them and continues to the ring.The Warrior's Music is going to play throughout the arena! The Warrior blasts through the Curtains! He is wearing a Red and White sleeveless Bladerunners duster with red and white tights! He is also wearing matching facepaint! He RUNS to the ring! Sting comes out, still in his 'Dean' attire. Kimberly rushes up and talks with Sting as they make their way down the aisle. Rick Rude follows close behind.
The Warrior jumps up on the apron and POUNDS his chest and HOWLS!! Bobby and Sting give him some last minute advice before the bell rings.
JR: What do you think, gents?
King: The Warrior has this one in the BAG! Vader couldn't beat Double J on his best day, but the Warrior DID! It's all Warrior here tonight!
JR: But the Warrior's also beaten STING, who beat Double J, but LOST to Vader!
King: WHAT?! How is THAT relevant?! Are you TRYING to confuse me?!
JR: If I was, I wouldn't need to try that hard.
King: RIGHT! Wait, what?!
Pillman: I really could care LESS who wins this match.... just as long as Cornette LOSES!!!
King: This match is meaningless anyway! We all know that BOBBY is the BRAIN! Cornette is just a PAIN!
The bell rings. The Warrior brings up a boot at Vader, but the kick has no effect. Vader punches at the Warrior... then CLOTHESLINES him... then hits ANOTHER punch! The Warrior falls back... and DOWN! Vader hits the ropes.... BIG SPLASH!!!
Cornette: PIN HIM!!
The ref hits the mat... one... TWO... THRE.... KICKOUT!! Rather, the Warrior just gets his shoulder up in time!
As the two hook it up again, S.B. Peterson and Yokozuna begin to make their way down the aisle.
King: What? Again?
JR: S.B. has caused Jim Cornette to be INEFFECTIVE as of late! I'm GLAD to see him here.
S.B. and Yokozuna approach the Horsemen side of the ring. S.B. shakes Bobby Heenan's hand, then turns to the fans and gets a CORNETTE SUCKS! CORNETTE SUCKS! chant going!
In the ring, the Warrior and Vader are duking it out on their feet.. when the Warrior suddenly drops down to one knee.. and shoots a leg out from under the massive Vader... and TAKES HIM TO HIS BACK! The Warrior holds the leg... comes up with it... ELBOWDROP!!
The Warrior comes back up... still holding the leg... ANOTHER ELBOWDROP!! The Warrior circles around behind Vader...
Cornette: HE'S BEHIND YOU!!!
Vader slowly gets up... the Warrior is behind him... The Warrior dives in...
