THE HORSEMEN
Dok Hendrix climbs up into the ring.
Dok: Welllll ... ladies and gentlemen, please give a warm Miami reception for ... The Horsemen!
The Horsemen theme starts blasting from the speakers, as the fans rise up and cheer! Kimberly comes through the curtains first, with her "Assistant Director" shirt on, dark sunglasses, and a red leather skirt. She looks EVERYWHERE for possible security hazards, but still reaches out to smack hands.
Following her are Sting, The Ultimate Warrior, and Starr Blaze. Sting has black and blue face paint, a Stinger motorcycle jacket, and normal street clothes underneath. The Warrior is wearing black and blue facepaint also, he wears a Black and Blue Bladerunners Sleeve-less duster. He wears bluejeans and no shirt under it. Starr is wearing her usual tights and silver flight jacket, with her batons strapped to her side and a navy blue "Space Rangers" cap pulled low on her head.
Bringing up the rear is Rick Rude, who also keeps his eyes out for anything suspicious.
The group climbs up into the ring, as Sting and the Warrior each climb a corner, raising their arms. Starr flips over the top rope, landing squarely on her feet. The crowd cheers WILDLY for the team!
Sting and the Warrior drop down, and everybody gathers near Dok. Dok looks to Kimberly and seems confused, then looks at Sting.
Dok: What ... no search?!
Sting laughs and puts his arm around Dok's shoulders.
Sting: We trust you, Dok! But maybe later, if you're good, we can arrange -
Dok: *ahem* Ok! Now I know you guys are out here on some business, but I wanted to get your opinions on something. As we saw on Superstars this week, due to the Warrior's being involved in the Elimination Match at SummerSlam, Sting ... you have asked for a HANDICAP MATCH against the Legion of Death, and basically have put yourself at great risk here! First of all, Sting, why not find yourself another partner??
Sting: Dok, the reason I've asked for this match is to prove to not only the WORLD, but to the LOD that I am NOT afraid of ANYTHING! Their idle threats have filled up the airways for months ... I don't buy it! I'm not afraid of you! SummerSlam, 2 on 1 ... let's see how bad they really ARE!
The crowd cheers!
Dok: Warrior, what do you think about this?
Warrior: RAAAAAAAAH! All of the little Warriors, and little Stingers have faith in my friend....I have CALLED DOWN the skeletons, and STING WILL MAKE THE SACRIFICE!!! RAAAAH!!
The Warrior starts bouncing in and out of the ropes signaling for the press slam!! The Crowd CHEERS!
Dok: Starr, how about you?
Starr: It's GREAT, Mr. Hendriks! Hey, I'd've done it myself if I thought for a moment Prez Piper would sign the match... but the Stinger goin' in there to fight the forces of evil against insurmountable odds, that runs a darn close SECOND! He's gonna take 'em apart or get taken apart TRYING! It's so romantic... (Starr leans against Sting with a sigh.)
Dok: I... suppose you could look at it that way... (Starr starts to snicker) What?
Starr: Sorry, Mr. Hendriks, it's just... the LOD... (snickers again). They give this big shpiel about how they're gonna prove to me they can do permanent damage and go beat on Roxanne, who then limps in and DEFENDS HER TITLE!!! Were they using rubber weapons or what?
Dok: I doubt they were... Roxanne was in some serious pain! But she couldn't let the fans down!
Starr: AMEN to that! Roxanne, FANTASTIC job! I'm gonna remember the example you set on Superstars for years, and so will all the kids out there! I know you're still tryin' to reach through and find the LOD that were your friends, but way to shove their current evil tendencies right back in their FACES! And Heart Attack, I never did congratulate you on winning Queen of the Ring... you deserve it. Hey Shadow! I think you finally get it! Yeah, I don't care if your cronies beat me up... you thought you'd go after me as the weak link in the chain... you promised to make me bleed, to see friends crying over my grave. Pillman stood up and declared me a "dead woman walking"... well, far as I'm concerned Citizen Von Strahden's still the only one who can make that claim. So you sons of boosters think you can just assault me and my friends walk away? You tell me you're done with me? Let's get this straight! YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!! This war doesn't end because you back down from your threats and beg for peace... this war ends when you beg for MERCY as Justice wraps its hands around your scrawny necks and SQUEEZES the evil from your pores the HARD WAY! Kids, and maybe Jade - let me apologize in advance for the actions in the weeks to come... I'm afraid this is fast coming down to war, and a war... it just doesn't have many rules.
Starr steps back.
Dok: Rick... Kimberly?
Rude: Hendrix, we're wasting our time here. I doubt the LOD will even accept this challenge! Cause in the back of their minds, they've gotta be wondering ... just WHAT IF the Stinger won?
Kimberly: I think the LOD should stand for Legion Of DOOMED, because at the SummerSlam... doomed is just what they'll be, Dok!
The crowd cheers again, as Sting smiles and raises an arm up.
Dok: Well, Stinger, you guys have some business to attend to here. Now if I understand ... you're going to give us ANOTHER Horsemen member??
The crowd pops for that announcement.
Sting: Yes indeed, Dok! Now as I told everybody about a month or so back, our buddy ...
Sting pulls a PHONE from his jacket pocket!
Sting: Has picked us a LEADER to guide the Horsemen to greatness. But we have decided to make room for not only ONE brilliant wrestling mind, we've made room for TWO! And THE MAN on the phone couldn't be any happier with the pick we've made! So without any further ado, I give to you ... the new manager of the Horsemen ...
'Thus Spoke Zarathustra (the '2001' theme)' starts up, as the crowd rises up!
Dok: No! It can't ...
Sting: BOBBY HEENAN!
The crowd cheers as the music continues, and Bobby Heenan steps through the curtains, with a beautiful blonde on each arm! Heenan is dressed in a suit and appears to be all smiles, as he and the ladies make their way to ringside. Bobby leads the ladies to a pair of seats, and gives a slightly off-key "WHOOOOO!".
Bobby climbs up the ring steps and is greeted with high fives from the Horsemen, and a kiss on the cheek from Kimberly.
Dok: Bobby Heenan ... well -
Bobby: Just shut it, Finker! And let me explain! As you all know, I am ALSO a member, and head manager of the MegaPowers. Now, I will not be leaving them. But I will be the HEAD manager of TWO of the HOTTEST stables around. And I've got some EXTREMELY hot talent comin' MY way. So other so-called MANAGERS of the WWF...HA! The Brain is back in business!
Dok: Well, there you have it! Now with a BRAIN guiding the ship ... the Horsemen!
The Horsemen music starts up once more, as the crowd lets out a huge response! Rude and Heenan walk out talking together, as the Warrior pounds his chest and snarls! The Warrior climbs out of the ring, as does Sting who holds the ropes for Starr. Sting waits for Kimberly, but she remains in the ring!
Kimberly gives Dok a hug and kisses him on the cheek, taking the microphone as she does so.
Kimberly: Dok ... you can do SO much better than that Sable! Cheer up, ok?
Dok blushes as Kimberly pats him on the shoulder, then makes her way to the ropes and out. Sting stands up and drops down, walking out with the Warrior, Starr, and Kimberly.
