THE BLIZZARD ADRIEN BLADES
The Blizzard is announced and we hear various weather sounds. We hear the soft wind breezing...we here a thunderstorm...we hear a soft spring rain. He comes out wearing a white coat wich reaches untill the floor. As The Blizzard comes out the crowd beeings to boo him like crazy. The Blizzard walks very slowly and doesn't even seem to notice the crow booing him. In fact it seems like he totally blocked out the crowd as he walks down the aisle. The Blizzard climbs up the ringsteps and easily steps over the top rope with his 7,2 feet frame. He walks into the ring and he grabs a microphone. He looks at the crowd with a look of disgust and begins to speak.
Blizzard : "Everyone knows why I am here. Because of what I have said to Ahmed Johnson. Well...I hope that with this the comments I made about him will finally stop haunting me everywhere. So Ahmed Johnson...I am...sorry. There everyone heard it...I apologized for what I said to you. Now Ahmed Johnson...I am done with you now".
The Blizzard looks at the camera with even more disgust then before and the crowd respons by booing him tremendously.
Blizzard : "Now I have three challenges to make. One goes to the 1-2-3 Kid. The other one calls for Raven. And the other goes for Mr.Perfect. Gentlemen...when you step in the ring with me...your chances of winning will be as small as finding your way back home in the middle of a Blizzard".
The Blizzard smiles as the fans begin to boo him even more.
Blizzard : "Well I suggest about had it with you people...so I am leaving".
The Blizzard throws the microphone on the floor and he easily steps over the top rope. He continues his walk down the aisle totally ignoring everyone as people are pressing signs of their favourite wrestler in his face. As he passes someone with a Corey Major sign he slaps it out of their hands...not even looking at them and continues his way down the aisle as the people boo him untill he dissapears.
Pillman: He wants to wrestle Mr.Perfect? He wants to wrestle RAVEN? Is he DAFT?
JR: He made an apology to Ahmed. I wonder how Mr.Johnson will take that.
Pillman: And where were those crowd noises coming from? I didn't see anybody booing him! Nobody CARES about the Blizzard! Do you want me to show you a crowd reaction?
JR: Not particularly.
Pillman: Wait until you see who I'M going to interview! Sit here and look stupid for a few moments. Let me re-phrase that. Sit there and STOP looking so stupid for a few moments!
Pillman stands up and goes toward the ring...
Brian Pillman steps up into the ring, carrying the mic. He motions for everyone to shut up. They continue talking and he thrusts his head out between the top and second ropes and screams at the top of his lungs...
Pillman: SHUT THE F' UP!!!!!!!!!
The crowd boos... but then simmers down a bit.
Pillman: People... people... try to show a little respect... when your World F'N Champion is up here, trying his damndest to enlighten you. Now... two nights ago, a dear, close, personal friend of mine became Queen of the Ring. And I would like to be the first one to welcome her... and congratulate her... into her kingdom... the squared circle. So here she is... the 1997 Queen of the Ring... HEART ATTACK!!!
No More Tears begins to play throughout the arena. Excited fans wait for the lights to go out. Then Derrick Stardom steps through the curtains dressed in a black tuxedo with a blue sequinned bowtie and cumberbund. He stands to one side of the curtains and draws them aside...
Heart Attack steps through wearing a blue sequinned mini-dress. Solataire sapphire earrings sparkle in the light, along with the Queen of the Ring crown. Her hair is long and curled beautifully. She goes over and grabs Derrick's arm and they proceed down the runway.
H.A. smiles at all of the fans and waves, grinning in an embarassed way. When they reach the ring, Derrick climbs up and holds the ropes open as Heart Attack steps carefully through. Stardom then stands outside, arms folded, looking cockier then ever.
Pillman stands there, waiting for her to be ready... then he steps up.
Pillman: Heart Attack, congratulations on your victory.
HA- Thanks Brian..'my dear, close friend?' This is all so much to take at once!
Pillman: But Heart Attack... we all remember you when you first started wrestling in 1994. We also remember you just last year, finally becoming a force in professional wrestling. But there was a deciding factor in the resurgence of your career... and I think you owe THAT person a big thank you. But I won't force it out of you. Heart Attack... tell us... just what kind of effect did Sabrina Savage have on your career?
HA- Yes, I owe Derrick (she looks to him adoringly) more thanks than I can ever give. But I have a feeling you meant someone else! Sabrina helped me be a little meaner and to go after what I want. (She glances at Derrick again) But she didn't give me anything that wasn't there already.
Pillman: True... Stardom WAS there! So you've been involved in many things in the World Wrestling Federation... but you cannot deny the abilities of Sabrina Savage. You have a wonderful new home... countless cars... probably an extensive wardrobe. Derrick Stardom has provided for you... but Sabrina Savage is a big reason WHY. What do you think of her as a manager?
HA- Obviously she's a good manager and she can do a lot for a bank account. Her tactics have been... questionable... at times...
Pillman: Questionable? But worth studying! You almost said as much! But,we all remember when Corey Major was first scouted by Sabrina, Heart Attack, YOU were very adamant about that. You didn't want him anywhere NEAR her. How has that changed?
HA- A lot actually. I hate to say this, but she's done great things for him. More than anyone else.
Pillman: Would you consider her managing your career again?
HA- (glares at Pillman, obviously not expecting this question) Manage me? That's a little much. She obviously still has feeings for Derrick. What's to stop her from managing me right into the toilet?
Pillman: Same thing as Corey. Where's the money in doing that?
HA- No where I guess. But I'm not ready to trust her with my career, Pillman.
Pillman: Now that you've won the Queen of the Ring... your next opportunity is this.... the World Title of the women's division. Perhaps not as prestigious as the World F'N Title that I support... but none the less, an important trinket. Tell us... on the heels of your greatest victories... tell us all what you're going to do to that red-headed bimbo, Roxanne!
HA- (she glares again) Pillman, you know damn well Roxanne's no bimbo! And that title's no trinket! I can see you're still as endearing as ever. I'd love another shot at the title, and if I can, I WILL beat her!
Pillman: Just a swift kick in the leg and a punch in the nose will win the title. But you're the QUEEN! What does this crown mean to you? How will it change your career?
HA- This crown is very important to me. Aside from the Slammy's last year, it's the biggest thing I've done. If it's changed anything... it's my confidence in myself. I've always had trouble there.
Pillman: Confidence!? And you're with Stardom? But what about beating the FORMER Queen!? You did do it... or was it just because of what happened to her BEFORE the match? She was obviously distracted in the Final Match on Sunday...do you think you would have LOST if not for the distraction?
HA- I may well have. Wild Chylde and Roxanne are the two best around. Some people include me up there, but I never have. Til now maybe. But I don't like to think I won because Sable did what she did.
Pillman: Now SHE'S a bimbo! haha! And finally.. up next... it's SUMMERSLAM! An opportunity for the WWF to not only prove it's superiority over the WCW, based solely on the fact that WE'RE in this federation now... so we are DIRECTLY responsible for the increase in quality and talent in these parts.... BUT....also at Summerslam, we will see the INconsistency and ineptness of the Femme Fatales! C'mon QUEEN... let's hear it! What about Gold-Dust? What about Womankind? River Wyld? Atlantra? Let's HEAR IT!!
HA- Gold-Dust has improved, but she's not going to concern me. People may not have seen it in a while, but when it comes to martial arts, I can hang with the best of them. Womankind is a wing-nut who can't wrestle anything but an exorcism match. A match she's consistently LOST! River Wyld? After being drummed out of her former profession involving movies titled "Debbie Does..." because of too many jelly rolls, she came here. To prove... well... not much. And Charlie Tuna is in way over her head with the Anvil. If she screws with him... she's a dead fish!
Pillman: YES! HAHAHA!! I never thought I'd say this... but it was a pleasure having you out here.
HA- You're right, I never thought you'd say it either!
Pillman: But just for old times sake... let me make a crack about you! C'mon... what do you say?
HA- Alright. (She puts a hand up to Derrick. He nods) But this is the LAST TIME. Make it good, Brian.
Pillman: Hmmm... let's see. Um... blonde... ! Nah. Chunky? I... damn. ARGH! I... I'm losin' my TOUCH! Dammit! Sunny better hurry up and have her LITTER so she can come back and be my scapegoat. Or where's Jim Ross!? Get him up here! ANYBODY! ARGH!
HA- (laughing) I'm glad I taped this interview at home! Anyone who wants a copy, call me! Pillman, you better invest in a joke book or something. That was sad!
Pillman: I can't believe it!
No More Tears begins to play again and Stardom pulls himself up onto the apron and holds the ropes open for Heart Attack who steps through... takes his arm... and they walk out together.
