WWF Superstars, August 9, 1997WWF Superstars, August 9, 1997LEGION OF DEATH
Dr.Death and Shadow stand in the middle of a dirty, moldy hospital room. There are holes in the walls where sewage water and worse leaks through. The floor is covered with dirt and dried blood. There are two filthy beds with maggot ridden mattresses.
Dr.Death: (holds up the Black Scull and stares into its eyes) Tell us what you wish of us, oh Mater of All. (he nods) Yes, we hear and obey. Enter Beast. Enter Vulture.
Beast and Vulture come into the room.
Dr.Death: We have a lot of ground to cover today. Perhaps you should start Shadow. I believe you have something to show everyone.
Shadow reaches into her pants and brings out a bundle of long blonde hair.
Shadow: Recognize this, Starr? (all four laugh) Well I am sorry to say we didn't beat you up severely like you want.What is up with that you moron. First you go on and on about how terrible it was when we smashed Roxanne. Then you say that we don't do enough damage and evil?! Well, I am sorry to say we are done with you. You were commanded to do something and you didn't! You have paid the price. Now don't be even more stupid. Leave it alone! And that goes for you to Stinggy.
Dr.Death: Very well put! And now on to Beast.
Beast: This one will be short. It should be obvious now that we mean business. We we give a command it WILL be obeyed! And, remember, if anyone crosses us, we will get even with them! But we won't attack them we will attack their loved ones. Just ask that little loser Blade or Flash Funk!
Dr.Death: Actually they can't ask Flash Funk. He's still unconscious! (they all laugh)
Beast: So mess with the LOD at your loved ones' doom! And as you watch us beat them in bloody messes, know in your hearts, it is all your fault!
Dr.Death: And now, Vulture.
Vulture: We offer a challenge to those two bags of snot the British Bulldog and Owen Hart. We could tell them what big losers they are, but they already know that! By the way, be sure to bring the fam, boys! We haven't seen Blade or Stu or Helen in a while. I wonder if the ever got the blood stains out? But tell them to be careful, you never know what might happen to them. Or they can stay home and continue the legacy of the patheticness of the Harts! (all four laugh)
Dr.Death: Shadow your turn is up next.
Shadow: This next act is dedicated to two people. First, to the Whore Starr Blaze. You said we don't leave lasting injuries and our actions are merely juvenile. We will now rectify the situation. And we also dedicate this following act to Roxanne herself.
Dr.Death: Hawk and Animal are DEAD!!! Leave it alone and we will leave you alone! If you insist and going on and on about the dead, we will get REALLY nasty!
All four turn to leave but suddenly stop.
Dr.Death: Wait. Wait! We have one last thing to say. Our surprise is coming. But we have been told to wait (he holds up the scull). Just know that one person in the WWF will have their life changed forever! You should know who you are, so prepare yourself!
JR: This can't be good. Who are they talking about Brian?
Pillman: I'm not sure. But I'd like to make a list of suggestions up and send it to them.
JR: Tito? Any ideas?
Tito: They're done with Starr they said. Hmm... not sure. Roxanne maybe? Or maybe some revenge on the Harts.
JR: Well, up next it's Roxanne defending against Heart Attack! Let's go to comments from both wrestlers....
HEART ATTACK PRE-MATCH COMMENTS (PRE-RECORDED)
Heart Attack is seen standing on a huge landscaped lawn. A large, beautiful house stands behind her. She holds the reins of a brown and white pinto, and absently feeds it a sugar cube. She wears jeans and a blue and white checked half shirt and white boots.
HA- In case you're wondering, Derrick's in the house practicing dancing and removing his clothes at the same time. (She sighs) At least I get to be the audience til the time comes, if you catch my drift. (She gestures behind her)
HA- Hollywood Hills. You wouldn't know it though. This house is really secluded. Derrick was kind enough to have Spot brought over from Kansas for me as a suprise.
She gestures to the horse.
HA- I missed him terrible. (She grins at Spot, then turns back to the camera) Queen of the Ring is done and over and I still can't believe I won. Now comes a new challenge. The Women's World Title. It's heartening to know I can beat Wild Chylde, but can I beat Roxanne?
HA- I believe I can. Derrick says that's half the battle. So Roxanne, get ready 'cause I think my time is coming around.
She glances to the house behind her and at Spot.
HA- I'm finally home.
The camera fades.
The camera briefly fades back into the Interview area... but no one is there. The camera switches to ringside.
JR: Sorry folks, we thought Roxanne was giving a pre-match interview, but we were wrong. Let's get up to the ring for the start of th MAIN EVENT! The Women's World Title is on the line! Let's go to it!