WWF Superstars, August 9, 1997

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SABLE

A sun lamp is set up backstage. Sable is draped back across a lounge in a tiny bikini, absorbing the light. Next to her on a stool is a boom box, playing the latest Tripwire hit. She sits up and takes some suntan oil and begins rubbing it on, looking seductively at the camera.

Sable: A very important day is coming up for that doll, Corey Major. I'm not talking about his wedding to that little boy Wild Chylde. There's something BEFORE that. THAT'S what I am referring to.

Sable motions to the sun lamp and lounge.

Sable: So here I am... hard at work, preparing to please Corey Major. I like Corey... so I will do ANYTHING for him.

Sable sets the suntan oil bottle down.

Sable: And Wild Chylde, I'll give you a warning now little girl. Don't even think about laying a finger on me. Because it will be the LAST person you EVER touch.

Sable: And then, Corey Major will be the ONLY thing THAT I touch. Now, if you'll excuse me... I have to get back to work. I need to rid myself of these tan lines, if you get my meaning.

Sable begins to reach behind her back...

Sable: And Corey... if you're watching, sweetheart, I may need some help with those 'hard-to-reach' areas.

Sable smiles at the camera as it fades out.

Pillman: Call security right now! In fact... call the paramedics!

Tito: Why!?

JR: Yes Brian. What happened?

Pillman: It's what WILL happen! Sable isn't going to make it out of this arena alive! Wild Chylde will KILL HER!

JR: I don't know who's crazier! Wild Chylde when she's angry... or Sable for trying this stunt in the FIRST place!

Tito: I'd say Sable is the crazier one. She did this KNOWING how Wild Chylde would react!

JR: They could have their OWN street fight in a little bit here on Superstars. But up next, we have one IN the ring. It's Demolition against Zeus and Raven. Both teams are standing by. Let's hear from them now.

DEMOLITION PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

We see a weapon's room in what must be a mediveal castle of some sort. Ax and Smash are wearing their leather clothing except for no masks. They are sorting out weapons of some sort. Jim Cornette stands nearby with his tennis raquet, smiling widely at the preparations.

Smash: Broad Sword, check, Awl Pike, check, Glaive, check, Halberd, check, battle ax, check.

Ax is reading over a sheet of paper.

Ax: Raven a STREET FIGHT! You have signed your own hospital stay now boy. We do not care who we hurt, we will use anything we can to win . . . this. . . damn. SMASH!

Smash: WHAT!

Ax: Right here in the rules it says no lethal force, such as, swords, guns, other projectile weapons, knives.

Smash: WHAT!

Ax; So get rid of them,

Smash: Damn it (he puts his crossbow down)

Ax: Hmmmmmm, it does not say anything about BLUNT weapons though, just cutting or stabbing. . . Hmmmm. Smash, get out the mace, the morningstar, the flail, and the war hammer.

Smash pulls out those weapons, the Mace is a huge fluted weapon, the morningstar is a spiked ball attached by a chain to a steel rod, the flail is a bunch of small spiked balls attached via a chain to a steel rod, and the War hammer is a huge hammer.

Ax: Yes those should do nicely, oh and lets pick up some convential weapons too.

Smash: This is going to be fun. . .

Jim: Raven...Zeus!! Get ready boys cause the greatest team in the WWF is fix'n to dish out some pay back!!

Fog rises up and blots out the camera.

RAVEN PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW

Camera fades to the back where Joey Styles is standing with Raven and Zeus.

Joey: I guess the first and most obvious question is where is Ms. Von Strahden.

Raven: Joey.....You talk too much!

Raven kicks Joey in the stomach and delievers a DDT onto the hard concrete floor.

Raven: From now on I want Jim Ross doing my interviews or the great Brian Pillman or even Heart Attack for that matter. All I have to say is Demo squad you better get ready because this is the day of your destruction. Quote the Raven...NEVERMORE!

Raven walks off angrily.

Zeus: You heard the man now get this camera out of here.

Zeus shoves the cameraman down and it fades to snow.

JR: WHAT DID RAVEN DO THAT FOR? It was just an honest question!

Pillman: I wish YOU would have asked that!

JR: Given the chance, I will!

Tito: I'd like to ask it also. This is a big story... NO VVS!

JR: What a wild Superstars this has been! And it's not OVER yet! I bet even MORE is going to happen! Let's get up to the ring!