DIESEL PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

A tape of Diesel driving down the road in his semi is shown. He's got on his black Diesel POWER shirt on, and is wearing wraparound sunglasses.

Diesel: Once again, we play the music and begin the dance.. The King of the Ring, probably the most grueling major card in the WWF. Sure, the Royal Rumble puts you against more people at once, but all you've gotta do is throw them out over the top. Here, you have to beat them into submission, and do it 3 times in a row. And there's no telling who you're going to face next or how tired they will be.

BDC pulls around a school bus, blowing his air horn for the kids as he passes.

Diesel: This isn't a card for the fainthearted or the weak.. here you're going to see the biggest, the toughest, and probably the most determined wrestlers in the WWF, and when it's all said and done, one man will have the right to claim to be the true King of the Ring.

Diesel pulls past another big rig, waving to the driver, who signals back for the Jackknife.

Diesel: So to everybody watching, get comfortable, because it's going to be a long trip. And to everybody involved, you'd better fasten your seatbelts because this truck ain't makin no rest stops.. this trip is non-stop back to the crown!

Diesel blows the air horn twice more as the screen fades to black.

KING OF THE RING: QUARTER-FINAL MATCH
the Giant
w/Terry Taylor & the Corporate Machine
vs.
Big Daddy Cool, Diesel
w/Sensei & Sarah D.

The Match:
The 'I Owe My Soul to the Company Store' song begins to play as Terry Taylor and the Machine down with the Giant and two Taylor blondes. The Machine gets in the ring along with the Giant.

Diesel's music starts to play in the arena, as the lights go out, and two searchlights flare from the sides of the entrance, spotlighting the Giant in the ring. A tall figure emerges from the top of the ramp, but because of the searchlights, it's hard to make out who it is.. the figure steps forward.. and it's NOT DIESEL!!

Suddenly, from the crowds in back of the Giant, Diesel comes over the barricade, scattering the Taylor Blondes and Terry Taylor, who are in his way! He dives through the ropes, and jumps at the Giant....FOOTBALL TACKLE TO THE KNEE!!!

Taylor leaps up and yells at the ref! When John Pinnette turns... THE CORPORATE MACHINE KICKS DIESEL IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD!!!

Big Daddy Cool falls down to his knees!

JR: MY GOSH! What a KICK! How does the Machine get such IMPACT with them?

The figure at the top of the aisle rushes down the aisle toward the ring.

The Giant grabs Diesel by the throat... CHOKE SLAM!!! The ref turns back around and runs the Machine out. The Giant falls onto Diesel and hooks the leg!!!! The Machine leaps from the ring.. not seeing the man running up behind him... IT'S THE SENSEI!! He has some sort of frame on his staff to make him look like a TALL DIESEL!

JR: Complete with a FAKE HEAD!

The Sensei kicks the Machine away from the ring and the Machine retreats over to Terry Taylor and the blondes! The referee is trying to sort everything out... but in the middle of the ring, the Giant has Diesel down for the count!!!

The ref spins around and sees the count... and dives into position...1.... 2... KICKOUT!

JR: Diesel is lucky that the ref didn't SEE the count sooner!

Bam Bam: LUCKY? He got kicked by that snake, the MACHINE!

The Giant picks up Diesel and pushes him into the corner, where he begins to choke the life from him with his strong hands. The referee warns the Giant to break it... and he does. But he throws a punch into Diesel HARD!

BDC fires back with a forearm smash! He then ducks down and grabs both of the Giant's legs and tries to tackle him down. The Giant HAMMERS Diesel in the back. BDC fires up an UPPERCUT!!! He then throws an ELBOWSMASH...

BLOCKED!!! The Giant swats Diesel's arm away and grabs him around the throat.... ONE HANDED CHOKE SLAM!!!

He pulls Diesel up, hooking a front facelock and one of Diesel's arms behind him.... and gives him the fallaway.. ANDRE PLEX!!! The Giant lands smack on top of Diesel... HE HOOKS THE LEG....

JR: Can Diesel get out of THIS!?

The ref is right in position this time... 1... 2....