LADY TYR AND THE UNDERTAKER
Jim Ross: May I introduce to you at this time...Tyr and The Undertaker!
The lights go out!!! The Undertaker's funeral march processes out with Paul Bearer in the lead, Seeress behind him and Tyr and The Undertaker side by side...they enter the ring as The Undertaker brings forth the lights...Tyr doesn't look like she's too happy...
Ross: Welcome, Undertaker! And of course Tyr!
Undertaker: Of course, my Lady Tyr as well...she is a part of me as I am of her...
Tyr: .........
Ross: So what has been going on lately with VVS and Raven?
Undertaker: VVS is nothing more than a pest that needs to be delt with...she has insulted me for the final time...I have denounced her as a Creature and....
Tyr glares at him in a harsh way...
Undertaker: Is something the matter, my Goddess?
Tyr: Something has been up with you ever since you returned, dead man... you NEVER would have called me "my Goddess"...
Undertaker: Now is the time, my Tyr...time for me to learn to love...
Tyr: I thought you Creatures didn't know how...
Undertaker: It is now time for me to remove my masque of death...let me follow you, my beloved!
Paul Bearer steps in...
Paul: Now WAAAAAIT JUST a MOMENT!!! You are going to throw away everything you ever knew just to be with this amazon???
Undertaker: I would extingush the flame of eternal life to be with her...
Tyr: Taker...stop it...
Paul: ............I can see it in your eyes......YOU ARE NOT THE UNDERTAKER!!!! OHHHH YESSSSSSS!!! HOW COULD I HAVE BEEN SO BLIND!?!?!?!
Undertaker: Paul...I love Tyr with all my heart and soul and y-
Tyr unsheaths her broadsword and puts it to The Undertaker's throat...
Tyr: WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!?!!?!
Undertaker??: Tyr...don't you love me???
Tyr: Strike two, buster... The Undertaker doesn't resort to using contractions unless he's over emotional...
Undertaker??: It is I, dearest Tyr...why are you doing this??? please do not...
Tyr: Strike three, faker! The Undertaker would die before he would beg!!!
*BONG*
The lights being to flicker and finally go out everybody (INCLUDING "The Undertaker") look around to see what's going on... Smoke appears out of the video monitor as static forms upon it...THE CROWD IS SCREAMING!!!
Undertaker: F.R.A.U.D........C.O.U.N.T.E.R.F.E.I.T...........
A purple spotlight goes upon the ring showing Tyr STILL with her broadsword at the "Undertaker's" throat. Paul Bearer is jumping for joy! The video wall appears with The Undertaker in a black cape in all black leather...and a teardrop on the side of his cheek. His hair is pulled back in a low ponytail...
Undertaker: You serpant...using the emotions of this mortal woman to pull your every whim...I know who you are, Prince of the Abyss...You are Mephisto...enemy to the Darkside and son to the Lord of Darkness... How dare you possess that body...you have no right......
Undertaker??: hehehehehehehe HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tyr: What the hell?!?!?!?!
Undertaker??: Exactly, fair one....EXACTLY!!!!!!
Tyr gets a little freaked and backs off with the sword...red smoke surrounds the fake Undertaker and the purple spotlight turns to red...Jim Ross is spooked and runs out of the ring, dropping the mike! The red smoke dissappears and in place of the fake Undertaker comes...a man in a red military-like coat that looks VERY much like The Undertaker, only his eyes are hazel instead of The Undertaker's light green. He carries around a ruby-studded cane and looks very class-concious.
Mephisto: So you found me out, Undertaker? Good job! It was about time I surfaced anyway...my underlings failed to carry out my task... You Creatures are always getting in the way of us with your little "Neutrallity Pact" of yours...I get to have absolutely NO FUN, these days!
Undertaker: Why do this, Mephisto?...Tyr had not done anything...
Mephisto: All too true...good help was soooo hard to find these days! I thought I would use a few of my techniques to lure her much like the Phoenix did years ago...he and I have had a pact, you know! If that little vampirific witch had never had found me out, I would have gotton away with it too...You Creatures are nothing but a nuisance!
Undertaker: For your unspeakable crimes, I must return you to the Abyss...for all time...
Mephisto: Very well! Let's see you try, dead man!
Tyr: Hold it right there, devil boy!
Tyr puts her sword at Mephisto's neck again...The crowd goes WILD!
Mephisto: Dear...dear me...you have me in a spot, don't you? Too bad when you slit my poor...poor throat you'll be taking the life of the body I possess as well!
Tyr: What do you mean?
Mephisto: I die...I take this wretched spirit with me...AND the spirit of that which lies in the back of my black heart! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Tyr slowly takes the sword away from his throat...
Mephisto: That's a good girl! Tell me...what was the first strike? You know...I had three strikes that led you to the spilling of the beans...
Tyr: You said that you loved me...The Undertaker would NEVER have said that...because it's not true...I knew from the start that his commitment was the Crearues and them alone...I let my emotions cloud my head when you started becoming affectionate...I wanted him to understand...but I know that will never happen...
The crowd is silent...
Mephisto: What a foolish woman you are! But I can help change that! Come with me, and you will be loved!
Tyr: You are a lying SOB...if The Undertaker isn't supposed to love me...HOW CAN YOU!?!?!
Undertaker: I have heard enough...I am coming for you, Dark One!
The video wall turns life sized and the image lowers slowly down...THE UNDERTAKER MATERIALIZES UNDER THE VIDEO WALL!!!!!!!!
*BONG*
The Undertaker throws off his cape and brings forth the lights as BALLS OF FLAME EXPLODE from the ringposts...He goes after Mephisto as he enters the ring!!!
Mephisto: Oh, how I would LOVE to play...but I have other buisness to attend to...FAREWELL!!! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAA!
Mephisto brings a cape over himself and just as The Undertaker grabs his throat...THERE IS NOTHING UNDERNEATH THE CAPE!!!!!!!!!!! The Undertaker throws down the cape and looks at Tyr...
Undertaker: Why did you not listen to me?
Tyr: Whaddya mean?
Undertaker: I said I would return at King of the Ring...I rarely if ever change plans quickly like that...
Tyr: Whatever...
Seeress: So...this would mean that...you do not love her?
Paul: He has no room for love....
The Undertaker pauses a moment and confronts Tyr...
Undertaker: Tyr...you are a true Creature of the Night despite what others think...look into the crowd, Tyr...those Creatures of the Night are much like you...strong...willfull...and loyal to the Darkside...
THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
Undertaker: It is almost better that you are one of them...instead of a pure Creature, much like VVS...and I...
Tyr:...So what you're saying is that you'd rather have a witch like her than me?
Undertaker: NO...Tyr, I can not love...you KNOW this......
Tyr: You love your Creatures so bloody much!!!!
Undertaker: They are my family...Tyr, the love you seek, I can not give...I can not love anyone or anything more than I love the Creatures...that would be treason against the Darkside...
Tyr: Do you want me to leave?
Undertaker: It is not about my desires...it is about what is right for the Creatures...right for you, Tyr.
Tyr: Why????
Undertaker: If I were to have children, it would be wrong to love one more than the others...
Tyr: Then can't I be the mother of those children!?!!?!?!?!!
The crowd cheers as The Undertaker turns his back to her...
Undertaker: I...I do not know...I'm not sure if it would be right...you do not fully understand the Darkside...
Tyr: Teach me, Undertaker! Teach me!
The Undertaker turns back to Tyr...
Undertaker: Only...and ONLY if your sole purpose is not to win my affections...
Tyr: I want to be a Creature! I want to walk in the path of the Darkside!
Undertaker: Then so be it...
Paul: OHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEES!
Tyr: Fine! Be that way! I'll get your love sooner or later! Undertaker: Do not get your hopes up...
Tyr and The Undertaker shake hands and exit together...