Mean Gene Okerlund is shown standing backstage... a notice at the bottom of the screen says "Recorded on TNT"...

Mean Gene: Hello wrestling fans! Mean Gene here backstage at the El Torito Ballroom in San Antonio... now we have just witnessed possibly one of the worst cases of match interference in recent WWF history - no less than THREE sets of bad apples who had no business at ringside spoiling the day for one competitor and leaving a bitter taste in the mouth of the victor! I'm talking about Starr Blaze and Lady Tyr... now I'm getting word that Miss Blaze is just now making her way backstage, so I'll try to...

In the background Sting can be seen helping Starr Blaze along as they pass by. Rick Rude follows them, keeping a way eye out. Starr is alternately lapsing into coughing fits, and LAUGHING her head off!!

Mean Gene gestures for the camera to follow as he approaches them...

Mean Gene: Miss Blaze? Colonel Blaze can I get a word with you...?

Sting waves Mean Gene back.

Sting: C'mon, man, lay off! She's hurt...

Starr fights her way free from Sting's grasp, shaking her head and coughing.

Starr: Gimme that!

Starr snatches the mike from Mean Gene and stumbles to the camera. She has a MANIACALLY gleeful expression!

Starr: TECH! You *LOSERS*!! The Machine and the GIANT?!? From the BACK!? HAHAHAHAHA!!!

She starts coughing again as Sting tries to draw her away. She shrugs him off.

Starr: I took your BEST SHOTS, baby! And I still had enough fuel left so Tyr had t'slam me TWICE, POWERBOMB me and then wrap on a good long head scissors before I went under!

Starr: Oh you're AFRAID Tech... you're gettin' DESPERATE now! You didn't even have anything on the line on this match... you back down from me when I'm starin' you in the eye, then have a man kick me in the back! I don't blame the Machine though... anytime he gets involved in a stand up fight, he gets CLOCKED!!!

Starr starts laughing again, trying to suck air in between the uncontrollable outbursts of mirth...

Starr: Well... you ruined my shot at taking down a ranked opponent... but there'll be other times. Oh, and Helmsley, I notice you didn't come down and join the little party you set for me (Starr feigns a hurt, pouty expression... then grins again). Well baby, don't worry, 'cause we ARE gonna party, and we're gonna party HARD! You got a reprieve while Venus pastes you, but the countdown has begun, for you and the rest of your stable! The Giant, downed at the hands of Bret Hart with the Mega-Powers cleaning house! Todd Pettingill eating steel at the hands of Derrick Stardom! Oh the revolution isn't just comin' anymore, Tech! The revolution... is ON!!!

Starr leans in really close to the camera.

Starr: (whispering) Boo!

She starts laughing again fit to put the Anvil to shame as Sting comes in again, taking the mike from her and giving it back to Mean Gene.

Sting: C'mon Starr, let's get that throat looked at...

He leads her away as Rude follows... Mean Gene turns back to the camera, adjusting his jacket.

Mean Gene: Well! Hardly the reaction I expected... and did you see Sting? Looks like the King was right after all... go Stinger! HA!

Rick Rude suddenly appears back in the screen. He shoves Mean Gene out of the way and takes the microphone.

Rude: Quiet, little man! Taylor Tech, Blaze may be flattered that it took 2 of you to take her out, but the Stinger and I ... we AREN'T! Giant, you got a little taste of me already, and Machine ... reserve yourself a hospital room REAL QUICK, cause Sting is like me. When he's focused, he's unstoppable. But when he's mad ... he's DEADLY! And you PISSED HIM OFF! Kiss your butt goodbye, Machine.

Rude makes a kiss noise into the screen, and then shoves the microphone back into Mean Gene's chest.

The recorded footage fades out...



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