
(Dr.Mesmer open the door and goes into The Road Warriors' room)
Animal is laying on the sterile white bed... unmoving. The breathing apparatus is still attached to his nose and mouth.
Jesse: What happened?
Dr.Mesmer: I was talking to him and then Hawk went in to convulsions. As I was checking in on Hawk. Animal just slipped away. He was off the machine and seemed to be doing very well. I don't know what happened.
Jesse: How serious is it?
Dr.Mesmer: He is not in worse shape than before, it is just that he has seemingly gone back to his previous state.
Jesse: Give it to me straight... What are The Road Warriors' chances?
Dr.Mesmer: I don't know. (He turns and leaves the room)
Jesse: (He goes over to the bed to stand behind Animal. Jesse puts his hand on Animal's hand) This is Jesse Ventura signing off.
JR: This is TERRIBLE news!
Bam Bam: An' for the Blackjacks to get up inna ring and mock something of this magnitude.
JR: In all my years in this sport, I've NEVER seen a medical case like this.
Bam Bam: They just GOTTA pull through.
JR: If they do... revenge could be theirs next month at In Your House! THE WAR GAMES!!
Bam Bam: It'll be BRUTAL!
JR: Let's get ready for our next contest. One of MY favorite interview subjects is standing by.... WOMANKIND! We'll hear from her, then we'll hear from the champ!
WOMANKIND PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
(WoMaNkInD is seen in the sewers of the Civic Center)
WoMaNkInD: ....ROXANNE!! It's almost time Roxanne..time for your soul to be SAVED!! The demons inside you Roxanne have been eating you alive...but don't worry because, like, I'm gonna SAVE YOU!!!
WoMaNkInD: ...if you thought the excorsism match was tough...GET READY!! After this....you won't be able to...HAVE A NICE DAY!!!
ROXANNE PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW
Dok: Hellllooo ROCK-A-HOLICS! I'm backstage with Roxanne, just minutes away from one of the biggest matches in her CAREER! Against Womankind in a STRETCHER match!
Dok walks over a big in front of a locker, where Roxanne is fixing her hair.
Dok: Hey Roxanne!
Roxanne: Hey Dok!
She high-fives him. He blushes from the attention.
Dok: Roxanne, there really isn't that much more to say, is there?
Roxanne: Dok, it's come down to this. The dark powers of the master fueling her body... and the spirit of all my Rock-a-holics fueling MINE! It's not about cages or nightsticks.... or chairs or CHAINSAWS! Like I told her... it's me and her.
Dok: What do you plan on doing? She's a technical wrestler. She knows holds that can INJURE you!
Roxanne: I'm not that type of wrestler. I'm more of an aerial wrestler. But I know some power moves that will crack open heads and snap bones. And for my Rock-a-holics to feel avenged here tonight, I just may have to USE THEM!
Dok: Any words for Womankind?
Roxanne: Just a few... then I'll let my ACTIONS speak LOUDEST of all! WOMANKIND! This is IT! Tonight, you will be dealt a very HARSH lesson. A lesson that was introduced to you at WrestleMania... but you seem to have forgotten. This time, you will carry this lesson out with you... while YOU are being carried out... ON A STRETCHER!!
Dok: LET'S HEAD TO RINGSIDE FOR THE INTRODUCTIONS!