STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

Steve Austin and Sabrina Savage stand backstage. The Eliminator Lucifer Graves stands behind them with his arms folded.

Sabrina: No one in this King of the Ring has what it takes to go all the way. KILLER INSTINCT! Well, Austin does, and he KNOWS how to USE it.

Austin: DAMN RIGHT! There's a lot of pieces of trash that's sayin' that Stone Cold is lookin' past Flash Funk. What I want to know is how the HELL can I look past this buck-toothed, day-glo, soul-train jivin' PIMP 'cause his DUMBO ears, flappin in the BREEZE command so much damn ATTENTION! I'm gonna kick he's teeth down his throat and drag his little carcass all around the ring... and there cain't nobody DO nothin' about it! Cause STONE COLD SAID SO!

Austin walks straight at the camera and knocks it over, then continues to ringside.

FLASH FUNK PRE-MATCH INTERVIEW

Dok Hendrix stands back in the King of the Ring interview area, and with him is Flash Funk. Flash wears a purple and yellow outfit, and looks focused.

Dok: All right, I'm standing here with Flash Funk, and in just a few minutes, Flash, you'll be steping in against "Stone Cold" Steve Austin in a first round match in the tournament! Now it seems that Stone Cold hasn't given you much thought as far as competition is concerned. How do you see things shaping up tonight, with your match just moments away?

Flash: YO! You got that right, Dok. Stone Cold has kinda overlooked me a bit, as he's been shootin' off his mouth lately. But you know, Dok ... STING overlooked me, and what happened there?

Dok: You beat him!

Flash: That's right! Terry Taylor overlooked me ... and I gave him such a fight that I bet those big ears of his are STILL ringin'! So Stone Cold, your overconfidence will be your downfall! I'm ready, I've been trainin', I've been watchin' tapes! I know what you're all about, SON! And you about to find out just what I'M all about ... and I don't think you're gonna like it!

Dok: Flash, what about this rumor that's been kinda floating around the back? You haven't been seen much after your match with Terry Taylor. Is it true that you suffered a slight injury during that match?

Flash: Dok, when Taylor dropped me in that Stock Market Crash, it rattled up my neck and back a bit. But I'm doin' just FINE! I am 100%, the neck is fine, the back is fine, and I'm feelin' FUNKY! And tonight, King Flash will reign supreme! Now can you dig THAT?!

Dok: I can dig it, all right! Best of luck to you here tonight, Flash!

KING OF THE RING: QUARTER-FINAL ROUND
Stone Cold Steve Austin
w/Sabrina Savage & Lucifer Graves
vs.
Flash Funk
w/Slick & Sarah D.

The Match:
There is the sound of glass breaking... then Stone Cold's music starts up. Austin comes down the aisle in his black vest with the skulls on the back. He takes a swat at some of the fans, then gives a little boy the middle finger. He jaws away in an old ladies face, then keeps coming to ringside.

Sabrina and Graves follow. Sabrina has a confident look on her face. Graves just looks around, ready for anything. Austin climbs up in the corner and holds his hands over his head, staring out into the fans.

He climbs back down, then leans in the corner, waiting for Flash Funk.

Flash's music starts playing, as the lights dim down and flash along to the beat. Flash makes his way through the curtain, along with Slick and the Funkettes, and they dance their way down the aisle. Sarah D. follows.

Flash smacks hands with the fans as he goes, and then climbs up onto the apron of the ring, where he continues his dancing. Flash holds the ropes open for the Funkettes and climbs into the ring... AND AUSTIN RUSHES HIM!!!

Stone Cold axehandles him as he steps through, and the Funkettes go running from the ring. Austin yanks Funk up... STONE COLD STUNNER!!! Austin rolls him over and kneels over him and starts hammering him in his face. He tosses his hat aside, then yanks off his jacket and throws it to ringside.

He pulls Flash to his feet and RAKES him in the face... then hooks him for THE STONE COLD STUNNER....