Live from the WWF Studios in Stamford, Connecticut!
Live from the WWF Studios in Stamford, Connecticut!
THE PRE-GAME SHOW!
The camera is filled with billowing fog. Then two large shapes approach.
Voice #1 Wrestlemania is upon us. It is time for the largest wrecking crew in history to destroy the house that Roddy built. HAHAHAHA!!!
Voice#2 Wrestlemaina where all the titles are on the line. And where we will make a difference. Wrestlemaina where there will be brawls outside of the ring. And where there are brawls there we will be, destroying any and all.
Both Voices: Wrestlemania where all the tag teams will DEMOLISHED!
An explosion goes off surrounding both men, when it dies down the fog has cleared and both men have disapeared.
The camera opens up into the WWF Studios. Jim Ross is standing behind a podium with a WWF logo on it. Seated to his right on stools are Brian Pillman, Sarah D. and Heart Attack.
JR: Alright fans... WELCOME... to the WrestleMania pregame show. I'm Jim Ross and I'm going to be the moderator here between these three people sitting up here on stage. We've got... Sarah D. of the Network. The Empire's Brian Pillman. And Heart Attack... who I guess, is representing herself! WELCOME!
Heart Attack: Thank you, JR.
Pillman: Ross... SHUT UP.... and get on with this!
Heart Attack: Does everybody like my 'hat'?
(Heart Attack is wearing a set of 'devil' horns.)
Sarah D: Oh yeah! That devil sign, right?
Pillman: Ha Ha Ha! You're a DEVIL! I'M an ANGEL!
JR: C'mon now... let's not degenerate so soon! Now we're going to show some promos then talk about some of the matches. We're building up to WrestleMania. We're just DAYS away! Now... we all know... the Free For All match! It's going to be Sting vs. Double J, Jeff Jarrett. Let's check this out...
STING
Sting stands facing the camera, clutching his bat in his right hand. He lifts the bat up, pointing it at the camera, and motions off to the left. The camera turns and sees a cardboard cutout of Jeff Jarrett! Sting stares at the cutout, and smashes down on it with his bat! He then grabs the head of the cutout and tears it off the body! Sting looks at the head, before throwing it down. He raises his bat up again to the camera, and points . . . and runs his left thumb across his throat.
DOUBLE J
"Ha Ha Ha! Sting, twice now you've tasted the BlackJack, and twice now it's laid you out! You may have a baseball bat with you, you may be dropping from the rafters whenever you feel like it, and you may have the Horsemen behind you, but it doesn't matter! There's not a chance in HELL that you're a better wrestler than Double J, and I'm not the Dean, but class is in session at WrestleMania! Sting, there's a long line of WWF stars looking to take you down, but I'm first in line and there are NO cuts! You attack people from behind when they least expect it, including WOMEN? Well, I won't have my back to you come WrestleMania, and I sure as hell won't be a woman, so you bring whatever you got, punk! And when I lay you out in front of the entire WORLD, all the people that you've wronged . . . Roxanne, Bret Hart, The Phoenix . . . every single one of them can rest easy knowing that Double J has taken care of business! And Warrior . . . I know you're looking for a piece of Sting too, but I'm asking you man to man . . . don't touch him before I get my shots in, cause I want NO EXCUSES when Sting falls to the world's greatest singer . . . Ha Ha Ha . . . the world's greatest entertainer . . . and the world's greatest wrestler, 'Double J' Jeff Jarrett!"