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HART FOUNDATION
The Hart Foundation is standing here, behind them is a giant WWF sign. The Anvil is wearing sunglasses, a black jacket and his wrestling singlet. The Hitman is wearing his sunglasses, his Calgary Hitmen leather jacket and his singlet.
Anvil: Well here we are alone again. You see we have been thinking that the Mega Powers have been having trouble with those two announcer's the Empire has at ringside. They have become very good at distracting referee's. Well we have our equalizer. The Hart Foundation would like to present a man who we are bringing into the WWF. A man who has been in more movies than any other ex-wrestler, and a man who is not afraid of a little brawl here and there. Let me present: Jesse "the Body" Ventura!
Jesse comes out wearing Hart Foundation pink and black, but camoflague style.
Jesse: Well here I am getting ready to announce in the grand daddy of them all, Wrestlemania. Those two who call themselves announcers, Pillman and that Publician are going to learn how it is done from a pro. Ya see, I used to announce for years, and I am a bigger star than either of them or that idiot Hogan ever will be. Now on with the interview.
Jesse: Bret, Jim what do you see as the biggest obstical in this next match with Pillman and Austin.
Bret: Well other than attackes from the rest of the Empire, only Austin's ability and Pillman's . . . well Austin's ability.
Jesse: Well, Bret as I saw it you controlled the match between you and Austin and clearly would have won if there had been no funny business. But funny business happens, and this time you will work through it. And since you can beat Austin, and Pillman is no match for Jim here what is there to worry about?
Anvil: THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT! Except sitting in the front row. You see the blood that I am going to extract from Pillman's carcass will get messy and people sitting in the front row could get dirty! HAHAHA!!
Jesse: OKAY! I see the man is telling me to wrap this up, so do you have any final words?
Bret: I guarentee this is the last time Austin. We will finish it here and now. And it does not matter how many friends you bring. this is IT!
Anvil: PILLMAN! For what you have done to me I should rip your head off reach down your neck and pull your heart out. It is time to finish both of you off. And you will go down for the count.
Jesse: And there you have it ladies and gentlemen the Hart Foundation. Focused on their opponents. And not really worried about anyone else.
JR: WELL! This is interesting! The Empire may have Pillman here doing commentary... but it looks like NOW... there's Jesse the Body Ventura! He's an old favorite of mine! This match is going to be FULL of hatred! Seconding these teams, outside the ring... Roxanne and Sabrina, who no doubt hate each other also. Who KNOWS what they've got up each other's sleeve. This is going to be a match to remember!
Pillman: Ventura... BIG DEAL! But did you see my HOUSE! I-I-I'm emotionally DISTRAUGHT over THIS!
Heart Attack: I don't know! You've got Sabrina back there with the adding machine. I'd be looking over my shoulder, rather then assesing the damage to my house, if I were you!
Pillman: You don't actually believe she was embezzeling from Stardom!
Heart Attack: I got it out of Piper's office himself!
Pillman: How did you get in to Piper's office?
Heart Attack: I ASKED!
Pillman: We'll leave it at THAT!
Sarah: I don't think the Empire knows what they've gotten into. The Hart Foundation is NO team to go messing with! You may have Sabrina in your corner, but I think Roxanne is going to keep her TOO busy to worry about the match!
Pillman: Roxanne? Put it THIS way! Wild Chylde DiBiase is a former women's champion! And Sabrina handled her EASY! Roxanne is NOTHING!
Heart Attack: There's a LOT to worry about in this match! There's too many factors involved. With what's been going on... it's impossible to say who could win!
JR: Speaking of...'WHO COULD WIN'... that brings us to the FINALS of the Intercontinental Tournament. Now all along, we knew that two princes were going to meet at WrestleMania. The prince of darkness against the prince of power. This match became a CASKET match! These two hated each other so much, that they found the power and drive to carve through three other opponents in the I/C tournament to advance to the finals. And now the Casket Match will not only be where the winner has to stuff the loser in a casket... but the winner will also be the new Intercontinental Champion! Standing by.... THE UNDERTAKER!
THE UNDERTAKER
(The Undertaker walks with Tyr in the cemetary as the mist rises over the moon.)
Undertaker: I have pondered what meaning that fate shall bring us...we have so much now.
Tyr: Yeah, but we're still missing Seeress...that bastard, Phoenix, still has her locked up tight.
Undertaker: Right now we must try and focus on my match with Vader...No doubt Jeff Jarrett will try something.
Tyr: Not to mention the Rebirth!
Undertaker: Fear not...you will not be alone in aiding me...I'm sure that the Mega Powers will aid us as well as Valieta Von Strahden.
Tyr: Undertaker...he keeps saying that I'll join him again...that "Tone of Slavery"...If it's the thing that's going to make me-
(The Undertaker stops in his tracks and faces Tyr.)
Undertaker: He shall make you suffer no longer!...I swear...even if it means destroying The Undertaker...he shall not harm you ever again.
Tyr: Heh...I said it before and I'll say it again...They don't make 'em like you anymore!
Undertaker: Vader will be but a fly to swat...I have other matters to deal with at this time.
Tyr: You were right before...you should concentrate on the match.
(Undertaker stands there in silence for a moment.)
Tyr: Don't worry, Phoenix will be my problem! You stick against Vader...I don't want you to hog all the glory in whpping Phoenix's ass!
Undertaker: Well...alright...I am sure you can handle him.
Tyr: You worry about your problems, I'll worry about mine. Okay?
Undertaker: Fine...
Tyr: Perfect!