: the PRE-GAME SHOW: the PRE-GAME SHOW
Pillman: (to Sarah) It doesn't SUPRISE me that you're going with the Road Warriors! Look at YOU! You're a KISS-ASS, Sarah D! THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!
JR: C'mon now... calm down! Calm down!
Sarah: I am NOT a kiss-ass! I haven't kissed butt to the Empire even when they...
Pillman: Of COURSE you're not kissing the Empire's BUTT! Who said THAT?! You're kissin' up to the Mega Pansies! You were kissin' up to Corey Major the other night on RAW! 'OH COREY! I'll make sure Sid apologizes!'
Heart Attack: Hey Hey Hey! You're supposed to fight with ME not HER!
Pillman: Oh yeah! (to Heart Attack) Look at YOU! Beer belly, bleach blonde hair, snot-nosed BRAT!
JR: NOW CALM DOWN NOW! We're almost done! We're losin' COMPOSURE here!
Heart Attack: Sorry JR.
JR: Alright now... we have the last match here. The Main Event! Let's set the stage up here. Two referees. Inside the ring will be King Kong Bundy. Outside the ring will be Vice President Bam Bam Bigelow. Two of Piper's appointed people. Piper has already stated that there will be NO pre-match attacks on EITHER the champion or the challenger. They will be completely SAFE through WrestleMania. We don't even KNOW what type of penalties will incur should someone break Piper's rulings. I wouldn't want to test Piper. It will be the Giant challenging the World Champion, Big Daddy Cool, Diesel. Let's go to the Giant first... then we'll hear from Diesel. Then we'll get our comments.
THE GIANT
The GIANT and the EMPORER are playing chess in front of the camera...."DEISEL....you dont know what youve gotten youreself into...every step youre making is a step we planned...we had our people in the network get you in.... we know every move you make....and were always watching....everything weve done until now...has been to get the peices in place...and like any good any good strategy all the while you thought ou were winning.....everyone has been asking me about this no attacks before the match clause...telling me it puts me at a disadvantage....I DONT THINK SO...IN CASE ALL YOU MORONS FORGOT!!!!!!!! IM THE 7'4 520 POUND FORMER WCW CHAMPION...AND I GOT ALL THAT WITHOUT RINGSIDE HELP...IM THE MASTER OF THE CHOKE SLAM!!!!!....THE TOMBSTONE!!!...AND MY NEW MOVE THE ANDRE SIDE PLEX!!!!...THE MOVE MY FATHER USED!!!!...THE MOVE IM GONNA USE TO WIN THAT TITLE!!!!!!!AHHHHHHH
THE GIANT STANDS UP AND CRACKS THE BOARD IN HALF.....
EMPORER:deisel...you see that...that my friend is "check mate"