Queen Of The Ring
LADY TYR PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
Tyr is outside her locker room with The Undertaker's doctor, Dr. James Whittaker.
Whittaker: He should be back and about in awhile...
Tyr: Your sure he'll make it?
Whittaker: Absolutely...the antidote we have for him is getting his immune system stronger. Infact, he was concious just before I left.
Tyr: Great! When can I see him?!?!
Whittaker: After you finished here! I'm sure he'll be waiting for you.
Tyr: Thanks, doc!
Looking rather relieved, Tyr starts out to the arena...and stops a moment...
Tyr: Seer, where are you???
Seeress: *from the Dressing Room* Cooooooming!!!
Tyr: What's keeping you? You fall in a black hole or something?!?!
Seeress comes out with a clothes box that she can barely carry!
Tyr: What's that?
Seeress: Your royal robe! I had them make it gold and red for you!
Tyr: My sceptre is my sword...what's my crown?
Paul Bearer comes with his hands behind his back.
Paul: You mentioned a crown? Well...I thought back when I called you unworthy and such...and well...I seemed a bit harsh...I thought I would get a truce present for you...OHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEEEES!
Tyr: And?
Paul brings his hands in front of him... THE GODDESS CIRCULET!!!! Tyr gapes in awe!
Tyr: HOW THE HECK!?!?!?!?!
Paul: Well, Liberation and a few others of the old Keepers of the Flame have been arrested for trying to murder The Undertaker...it turns out that he stole this from the Empire...and since they no longer exist, I had rights to return it to you! OHHHHHHHH YEEEEEEEEEES!
Tyr: Ohhhh MAN! Thanks!
Paul: Let's save it for when you become Queen! Queen of...queen of...um...what shall you be queen of?
Tyr: Call me...The Amazon Queen...
QUEEN OF THE RING: FIRST ROUND MATCH
Venus Victrix
vs.
Lady Tyr
w/Seeress & Paul Bearer
The Match:
'Goddess of Suplexes' finishes playing over the speakers as the fans welcome Venus Victrix, who is up in the ring, displaying her technique with her bo staff.Tyr enters the arena to many a cheering fans! The P.A. blasts with "Princes of the Universe" as she raises her flask high and does *YET ANOTHER* one of her famous chugs! She slaps a few hands as Seeress hands the box containing Tyr's robe to an offical. Tyr enters the ring and unsheaths her broadsword and does a few tricks...
Tyr: I've been working on this one for YEARS!
She tosses the sword high into the air, takes her sheath...AND CATCHES THE SWORD BLADE FIRST INTO HER SHEATH!!! The crowd goes WILD!!
Tyr walks up to Venus and looks down at her...
Tyr: Suplex Goddess? I BEG to differ...
The bell rings and they LOCK UP! Venus pushes her back... drops to a knee and hits a SINGLE LEG PICK UP!!! Tyr goes down onto the back of her head! Venus dives on top of her with a forearm to the head... and AGAIN!
Roxanne: Venus is a force unto herself! Tyr should show a little better respect!
Tyr finally gets her boot up between herself and the agressive Venus. She BOOTS her back and gets up to her feet. Venus rushes back in, but Tyr ducks a shot and scoops her up onto her shoulders... FOR A TORTURE RACK!!!
Tyr: (singing off key) 99 bottles of cider on the wall... 99 bottles of CIDER...
Tyr flips Venus up over her head and pulls her down into a BEAR HUG!! Venus' muscles work her arms into the move to try to break the pressure... but Tyr hoists her up and SLAMS her down onto the mat!!! Venus is slow to get up... and Tyr...
Does the MACARENA TO PASS THE TIME!!
Roxanne: This is going to backfire on her! Venus is no one to toy with!
JR: There's too much riding on this, but her fans certainly like it!
Venus finally gets to her feet and moves at Tyr... who scoops her up... SIDEWALK SLAM!!! Tyr stands up and turns her back to Venus, motioning her to KISS IT!!
Venus KIPS UP... waistlocks Tyr... GERMAN SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE!!! The referee is right there for the count... ONE... TWO...