Queen Of The Ring
NEW REVOLUTION
Pillman stands in the back, side by side with Stone Cold Steve Austin. They have their title belts around their waists, and stand close to each other, shoulder to shoulder. The camera is set lower then eye level, looking up at Austin and Pillman as if they were immortals!
Pillman: Welcome to the Queen of the Ring... I am.. your World F'N Champion, Brian Pillman... and this, of course, is Stone Cold Steve Austin. But right now... I'm going to give you a sight you'd NEVER thought you'd see....
Austin and Pillman step apart to reveal, the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom, decked in his black tuxedo jacket and rearing his head back, smirking through his shades.
Pillman: That's RIGHT! The BADD BOY Derrick Stardom! To list the accomplishments of the three of us standing before you could fill it's own weekly segment for a year!
Stardom steps up.
Stardom: At first, BBDS didn't trust these two. But they, like me, have stated only the FACTS!
Stardom looks to Pillman.
Stardom: But YOU'VE been known to run some off the wall reports on your pages!
Pillman gives a 'who-me?' look, then laughs. Stardom grins slightly. Austin continues to stare straight ahead.
Stardom: The fact of the matter is this. The three of us have all done the deeds that we proclaimed! From winning titles to kicking carcass! Others come in and pick up the pieces and take the claim for all our hard work!
Pillman: Exactly right! Rick Rude didn't take out Mr.Flawless to get to Kimberly! You DID! The Network... or the Mega Powers of the nWo... THEY couldn't beat the Emperor.... YOU did! YOU ended Scott Hall's career. Sarah D has YET to thank you for that!
Stardom snickers... and looks around to see if he sees her. He laughs.
Austin: Wasting the Emperor was the damn thing that could've happened to us. Sabrina done came into the Empire and took it over before Gilbert knew what hit him!
Stardom: It has been permanently BURNED into his memory, like staring at the SUN... THE STARFALL HIT HIM! And we've not seen him SINCE!
Pillman: And probably never will again!
Austin: The Empire done served it's purpose. Brian F'N Pillman and myself held the team together. Stevie Ray couldn't do anything, because of his piece of trash sibling holdin' his ass back. Shawn Michaels was nothin' but a big QUITTER...
Pillman pats Stardom on the shoulder proudly. Stardom looks at him quickly... then accepts the 'pat'.
Austin: I done showed the world that the Giant is an overgrown second grader at the King of the Ring, and last week on Raw, I done the same to Terry Taylor! Brian and myself were the only two that survived the Empire's crumble... and don't let nobody fool your ass... there was ONE MAN who led that assault single-handedly...
Pillman: BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM!! And he single-handedly fought Taylor Tech as well. He declared war on them... and suddenly, every Tom, Dick and Harry are jumping in, trying to get a piece of the action.
Stardom: It would ALMOST be a shame to continue fighting Taylor Tech. Suffice it to say, that it would be in THEIR best interest if they packed up their bags, folded up their suits, and grabbed the first bus out of town, destination: WCW because Brian F'N Pillman... Stone Cold Steve Austin... and the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom want NOTHING to do with has-beens. This is the NEW Revolution, boys and girls. And if you're old news... you'll pay the dues!
Stardom tilts his head back, adjusting his bow tie.
Austin: Now up next... Raven, you done got yourself a title shot at my belt. You bring all you got. I know your ass can fight better then just about anybody around this federation full of pansies. If I ain't bleedin' by the time our match is over, I'll whoop your ass and tell you to come back next week, son. And that's the bottom LINE!
Pillman: And of course... Vader will be receiving his long-awaited re-match from the King of the Ring. Cornette... perhaps you should try to get a stipulation... that Raven be barred from the United States of America that night... because if he's five counties over, it may distract Vader just long enough for me to win! HAHAHA!!
Austin: And JoBo... you stupid piece of trash... you can't lace Corey Major's boots on the best day of your life, and you sure as HELL ain't gonna be able to beat him for the Intercontinental title... and that's the bottom LINE... cause COREY MAJOR said so!
Stardom steps forward again, 'brushing aside' Austin and Pillman with his hands. Stardom's shades catch the light, blinding the camera for a moment.
Stardom: But up next... it's time for the most happening female wrestler in the WORLD to step up and move one closer to the Queen of the Ring! My life blood... my beating heart... the one that makes waking up worth the WHILE... IT'S HEART ATTACK!!! Taped a little earlier on today... check it out, and try not to DROOL on yourself!
Pillman and Stardom laugh as the camera fades to the next scene...