RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 3, 1997

The Macho Man Randy Savage gets up into the ring followed by THP, Brutus, and the Ultimate Warrior. He looks a little frustrated.

Macho: "Jim Ross. Get up here brother."

Jim Ross rolls into the ring with a mic in hand.

Ross: "What's going on Macho?"

Macho: "JIM ROSS! The two of us have enjoyed each other's company for a LONG TIME and now, you're company would be MORE appreciated! Ever since that coward Flair pinned me, I've been hearing 'he holds wins over SAVAGE'...B-S! I'M TIRED OF IT! He pinned me, sure! Oooohh yeah, but I was whooping the cold dog droppings out of him until I WAS SPRAYED IN THE FACE BY MY WIFE! I want to see that coward...RIGHT NOW! We're going to see who the better man is...RIGHT NOW! OOOOOHH YEAH! FLAIR, GET DOWN HERE! WE'RE GOING TO FIGHT LIKE TWO MEN..NOW!"

Savage waits... but Flair does not come out. Macho starts bouncing between the ropes, looking VERY mad. The other Mega Powers try to calm him down. They look to the curtains... but still no Flair. Savage looked TICKED!!!!

(Cut to commercial)

COMMERCIAL

Two men. Two legends. Two Careers.

WRESTLEMANIA IV.

One man. One career. ONE WINNER.

Macho Man Randy Savage vs. Nature Boy Ric Flair

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

BRUTUS THE BARBER BEEFCAKE

Jim Ross:"Here with me again....Brutus the Barber Beefcake!!! Brutus, you asked me to come out here because you had something to say....

Brutus:"Hey! Giant! Taylor! you two make me SICK! I am dissappointed that you had to go to that CORNY group "The Empire"! Taylor I challenge you to put up your WCW U.S. Title, anytime, anywhere! You know I wont be suprised if you dont accept...because we all know that you are just a big piece of $#!*!

Jim Ross:"He's come out here again, challenging someone else! What will he come up with next?"

JIM THE ANVIL NEIDHART

The Anvil takes off his shoulderpads and football helmet. He throws them toward the announcer's table. Austin pretends to be scared. Pillman chuckles. The Anvil glares back at them.... clenching his black-gloved hands. He picks up the steel chair that he brought to the ring and tosses it to the Hitman. He pulls up the microphone.

Anvil: PILLMAN, You better GET THE HELL BACKSTAGE through my match. (Pillman really DOES look scared and is ready to run until Austin sits him back down and glares at him.) Or you won't reach Wrestlemania IV. You will be broken. I am through messing around with the Empire, nothing will fall from the roof onto you, except maybe burning oil or acid. Now I will be taking on the biggest ass of the Empire the Giant a big man, well as they say the bigger they are the harder they hit. Well Giant, big man, I have a few equalizers of my own. And oh Todd, since you seem to have sold out the WWF, I retract all the nice things I ever said about you. You are a slimmy little radio worm. Now lets have some fun, where is that reject from a side show?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!