RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 3, 1997

BRIAN PILLMAN

Brian Pillman climbs into the ring. The Mega Powers leave. Brutus is holding back a bloody Jim Neidhart. The Warrior is pointing to the Giant, signalling for another press slam. Bret Hart just angrily stares back at them. The Emperor is in the ring with Brian Pillman as the rest of the Empire watch from outside the ring.

Brian Pillman: Shut up Citizens. For just a few seconds! You're all a bunch of inconsiderate people! I'm trying to talk to your Emperor... Eddie Gilbert. Welcome Eddie!

Emperor: Thank you Brian.

Pillman: First, Emperor... Razor Ramon. What was that all about?

Emperor: Ramon COULD have been an Empire member. Do you think he won that ladder match on his own against Jeff Jarrett? Do you think we just HAPPENED to show up in the parking lot to save his butt from the nWo? NO! Ramon COULD HAVE BEEN A CONTENDER! We gave him the I/C title match when Shawn Michaels tucked tail and ran. But he just WON'T pay attention. I told him that we don't have a problem with Stardom or Sabrina... but he had to step out of line and spray them with perfume in the eyes... then give the Razor's Edge to Stardom. Wrong move pal.

Pillman: And THEN what?

Emperor: First, we went about it in a civilized manner. We attempted to have Sarah D, the owner of Razor's contract, remove him from the match. But she KNEW that we would kick his can if he STAYED in the match, so she kept him in.

Pillman: Jarrett thinks it was unoriginal. That the Empire ripped off the nWo.

Emperor: Let Jarrett think what he wants. We're not going to take offense. But SURE, we did what Jarrett did to Razor. It wasn't about doing something different... it was about showing the world just how STUPID Razor Ramon can be!

Pillman: Speaking of stupid... have you EVER seen ANYBODY as mentally challenged as the FORMER Intercontinental Champion, Derrick StarDUMB?

Emperor: He had a chance to join the Empire. Sabrina took that chance. And now we have the top two managers in the sport today. Sabrina and I have won the last two Manager of the Year Awards, and it's no accident that we did. Derrick Stardom COULD have been one of us as well.

Pillman: But we don't need him do we? We STILL have the Giant... always did... always will. The Harlem Heat is the UNIFIED World Tag Team Champions... the greatest ever. We have OUR TWO SUPRISES IN MASKS! Hahahaha! The Publican with his wealth and his experience. And now that Sabrina has pooled her wealth in with us... AND Terry Taylor... we can almost match Ted Turner back when he was our benefactor!

Emperor: And we are not done yet. Soon, Stone Cold and you will be wrestling full time in the WWF under the Empire banner.

Pillman: That's right. Just as soon as my leg heals. Hahahaha!

Emperor: The pieces were put into place... and now we will strike. Horsemen, we still have our agreement. We have chosen to honor it, but we are keeping a close eye on you to see if you will do the same. Heart Attack... you had better hold your tongue girl... and do not try to LIE to Madusa. She is the Mythological Beast, and one of the original Empire members.

Pillman: Yeah, don't cross us. At the rate your going, Heart Attack, you'll run out of boyfriends to hide behind! Hahahaha!

Emperor: At WrestleMania, the Hart Foundation will be embarassed once again by you and Stone Cold, Brian.

Pillman: And the Road Warriors are going to take a 30' drop off a scaffold... the Heat will REMAIN the World Tag Team Champions...

Emperor: And let's not forget that the Giant will be bringing the World Title to the Empire, where it always should have been. Diesel, Shawn tried to recruit you before... but you didn't bite. Well, if you're of the same stock as your best friend, we wouldn't have WANTED you in our Empire. We don't take COWARDS! Shawn Michaels is a coward and a quitter. At WrestleMania, Diesel, the Giant will prove that you are both as well!

Pillman: Hahahaha! Thanks for coming up here Emperor. Always a pleasure.

Emperor: Anytime, Time Bomb. Anytime. The citizens need to be told the TRUTH.

Pillman: Let's go to some useless commercials, then we'll be right back.

The Empire leaves the ringside area, high-fiving each other and laughing.