RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 3, 1997

ANNOUNCER'S TABLE

Pillman: Hah! That put the scare into her!

From behind Pillman and the Publican walks the Oriental Woman from earlier. She is carrying a golden letter. The Publican sees her, but Pillman does not!

Pillman: That was classic! Did you see the looks on their faces! Priceless! Couple of Cowards! Right, Publican.

The Publican can only tap Brian on the shoulder and motion. Brian turns around and almost falls out of his seat, startled!

Pillman: What are YOU doing here?

Woman: (hands him the golden letter) I am Rubican, servant to the Phoenix. By request of a possible member of the Rebirth, we invite you to be our sole commentator.

Pillman: SOUL commentator? Oh! SOLE commentator! Yeah right! Beat it!

Rubican: There is a fair reward for your services, Mr.Pillman.

Pillman: Such as?

Rubican: A present from us by a request of a possible member.

(Rubican gives Pillman a small box and inside is a pair of pure pearl cufflinks. Pillman takes them out and admires them.)

Pillman: (sets them back in and seals the box) The money from the goddess circlet can buy me bigger and better. But feel free to drop more gifts off. I'm open to anything.

(He puts the box under the table. Rubican steps back and walks away.)

Pillman: This federation is turning into a Clive Barker book! This is too weird! Let's see what Jim Ross is up to in the ring.

JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS....

(Jim Ross is in the ring,as the millions of fans look on)

Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,please welcome "The Slammy Award Winning"Owen Hart,and The British Bulldog,with Clarence Mason!"(Boos)

(The British Anthem,plays over the PA,and everyone boos."The Slammy Award Winning"Owen Hart,shows off his Slammy Award as he makes his way towards ringside,and The British Bulldog shows off his muscles.They all get in the ring)

Jim Ross:"Welcome men!Just two nights ago,you lost a great match,to The WWF World Tag Team Champions,in Harlem Heat!Then you were covered with Tar and Feathers,how did that feel?"

"The Slammy Award Winning"Owen Hart:"How do you think it felt,Ross?It felt pretty crappy,but all it took was a nice shower,and all of that BLEEP was gone!We admit though,that they did beat us,fair,and square!"

The British Bulldog:(British Accent)"That's right,Jim Ross!So President Piper,we are now two and one,but we would like to have a shot at the gold,with the way that we fought Harlem Heat!President Piper,sign us a match,with Harlem Heat,anytime,and anywhere,for The WWF World Tag Team Belts,because we deserve a shot!"

Jim Ross:"Also tonight,on Monday Night Raw,I hear you are going to introduce two new wrestlers,into The WWF,Mr.Mason?"

Clarence Mason:"President Piper,give my guys a match,at the belts,because they deserve one,and if they don't get one, I will take legal action!Hahahahaha!"

"The Slammy Award Winning"Owen Hart:"Whoooo!"

(Owen Hart's Music,plays over the PA,and everyone boos."The Slammy Award Winning"Owen Hart,shows off his Slammy Award,at the camera,and The British Bulldog shows off his muscles,at the camera,and then they all leave)

Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,Owen Hart and The British Bulldog,with Clarence Mason!"(Boos)

(Jim Ross leaves the ring)