WWF Superstars, Feb. 22, 1997

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BADD BOY DERRICK STARDOM AND SABRINA SAVAGE PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

(The Badd Boy is standing next to Sabrina Savage in the interview area. He is wearing his black tuxedo jacket and black, full length tights. He is wearing shades and a sequinned bowtie. Sabrina is similarly dressed in a tight, sparkly one piece beneath a black tuxedo jacket.)

Derrick: One minor little slip-up does NOT a LOSS make! Chaotic Corey Major happened to be in the right place at the right time. That was some victory! He was beating the crap out of my fists with his face! That was a brilliant strategy by him to let me hurt my leg so many times by dropping the StarFall across him!

Sabrina: That's right. Corey, Merry f-ing X-Mas, and consider that your one and only gift! I do make mistakes, but only once. I learn QUICKLY!

Derrick: And now... what you've got here.. is the UNITED FRONT! Sabrina and I won the COUPLE of the YEAR... and it's because we can work it together like no other DUO in the game today!

Sabrina: And no HERE TODAY... GONE TOMORROW (sarcastically) 'couple' is gonna outshine the STAR and his woman!

Derrick: Heart Attack and Corey just don't have that chemistry like we do. They got all the rhythym of a rock in a hub cap, while Sabrina and I are composing a symphony of SUCCESS!

Sabrina: And success is the operative word here, Major! Kiss YOURS goodbye!

Derrick: Click! BANG!

(The Rebuttal area goes dark!)

THE RANCH HOUSE W/BUFFALO BILL

Buffalo Bill: Well folks, it's been a long time... but welcome to the Ranch House! We're going to have out right now... Corey Major... and Heart Attack!

(They walk out, holding hands.)

Buffalo Bill: Well guys... welcome to the show! You're going up against Derrick Stardom and Sabrina Savage!

Heart Attack: WITCH!

Corey: Yeah.. but... you KNOW you can take her! And Derrick Stardom is SMALL TIME compared to Corey Major! Did you see Raw, Buffalo Bill?

Buffalo Bill: I saw Raw... and you did a great job in it!

Corey: And who should be the Intercontinental Champion right now? I should! Hey! I can do it! What did I tell you guys?

Heart Attack: You're right!

Buffalo Bill: A lot of people are after the I/C championship!

Corey: Yeah, but I'm the only one that ever BEAT him!

Heart Attack: That's the truth. And tonight is the final rung on the ladder! I get to have Sabrina! And somehow I WILL prove that the DATE on that TAPE is FAKE!

Corey: I believe you! No one at the hospital remembers you being there. But you snuck in like you said! NO one knew we were together yet! I believe you!

Heart Attack: Amazing that Sabrina didn't know that her timing was so good!

Corey: Well.... Raw obviously, wasn't her ONLY mistake!

Heart Attack: Ha Ha!

Buffalo Bill: Well, only time will tell that! But, do you think she'll make a mistake tonight?

Heart Attack: I don't think it will matter! I think Corey proved he can take Derrick with or WITHOUT Sabrina's stupidity!

Corey: Sabrina is a FORMER wrestler. Heart Attack is the NUMBER ONE wrestler!

Buffalo Bill: That's right! And Corey... with the Hitman behind you, you're up and coming!

Corey: Yeah! And I've been training in the dungeon! And Pillman... and Chris Benoit... they're EMBARASSMENTS to the dungeon! But I'M going to be a big PLUS for the Dungeon! And this past week... HEART ATTACK has been training in the Dungeon, too!

Buffalo Bill: I hope we get to see some footage of that!

Corey: Nope! It's all top secret! And it's taking us to the TOP!

Buffalo Bill: I'm wishing you guys all the luck in the world! I'm sure you don't need it! So get on down there!

(Corey gives Heart Attack a kiss on the cheek, and they walk out.)