WWF Superstars, Feb. 22, 1997

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HEARTWRENCHER!!!! IT HITS!!!! Heart Attack pops up with a look of jubilation on her face! She reaches out and tags in Corey Major. Heart Attack boots Sabrina over to her corner. Derrick gets into the ring. Sabrina looks HAPPY to get OUT of the ring!

Derrick and Corey lock up... and Derrick hits.... A ONE HANDED CHOKE SLAM!!! Stardom lifts up Major by the trunks... and THROWS him through the ropes!!!! Major lands on his feet and looks up in the air....

Stardom flies OVER the top rope... SUICIDE DIVE!!!! Major drops down to the floor! The Sensei gets the fans chanting CHAOS! CHAOS! again!!!

Stardom goes up onto the apron, turns his back to the prone Major... MOONSAULT!!!! Stardom leaves Major on the ground again... and this time goes to the top rope!!!! Major staggers up to standing... Stardom dives.... TOP ROPE PLANCHA!!!!!

The Badd Boy shows off a bit for the women at ringside who scream for him! He just gives them a cocky smile and rolls a hurt Corey into the ring. Stardom climbs up to the ropes, high above the almost motionless Major.

Sabrina sticks her head under the top rope and yells at the referee...

Sabrina: Look Bimbo! He's going to hit him with the StarFall and I don't want that bleach blonde Heart Attack interfering! Take care of that!

The referee turns around to check on Heart Attack as Stardom flies off.... STARFALL... MISSES!!!! Corey rolls out of the way!!!! Major jumps up to his feet! Sabrina picks up the perfume bottle....

Heart Attack: (to referee) I didn't do ANYTHING! Watch the match! Turn around!!!!

Corey runs at Derrick Stardom... DROP KICK!!! Both crash into the corner near Sabrina! Sabrina SPRAYS the bottle at Major... who pulls Stardom in the way! Derrick gets it in the face!!!! Major rolls him back!!!!! The ref turns away from Heart Attack and dives into position to count....

1... 2... 3...!!!!!!

The place goes NUTS!!!!!! 'No More Tears' starts blaring over the speakers!!!!! Corey and Heart Attack roll from the ring as Stardom sits up and just stares off with an angered look.

At ringside, the Sensei comes over and slaps both Corey and Heart Attack's hands then bows to them! Corey tries an awkward bow back, then decides to just give him another high five! Corey and Heart Attack give each other a big hug, then turn and look up in the ring.....

Derrick: (pounds the mat with his fist, and stands up) CUT THE MUSIC!!!! CUT THE MUSIC!!!

(The music dies down. Derrick grabs Sabrina by the arm and pulls her into the ring.)

Derrick: (wiping his eyes) WHAT... ARE YOU DOING?????

(Sabrina is wide-eyed... with her hands over her mouth.)

Sabrina: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

Derrick: First I get this match against Razor Ramon... then you cost me the match on RAW... now you cost me the match here! I was kickin' his BE-hind! SUICIDE DIVES... TOP ROPE FRANKENSTEINERS... and you cost me the MATCH! I had it under CONTROL! If you started worrying about MY career instead of worrying about FAKE DATES ON TAPES...MAYBE I could get something going with my CAREER!!!!

Sabrina: I think you need to shut your MOUTH! For a moment!!!

Heart Attack: (on the outside) SEEEEE!!!!???? SEE!!! He SAID IT! He SAID IT!

Corey: WE PROVED IT! HAHAHAHA! Let's get out of here! We WON!!!!

(They head up toward the Interview stand.)

Derrick: I need to shut up? You're costing me MATCHES! What is it with you? You can't even hold your own against HEART ATTACK!

Sabrina: I was kicking her BUTT!

Derrick: You were NOT! She was kicking YOUR tail! I was kicking Corey's tail! You want to talk about a UNITED FRONT!? It's all falling on MY shoulder's now!

Sabrina: NO! Let's talk about Heart Attack! Why don't you stop WATCHING her so much!? Why don't you stop LISTENING TO HER SO MUCH!?

Derrick: Are you JEALOUS?

Sabrina: WHY?! Are you INTERESTED?

Derrick: I'm not interested! What happened on that tape happened a YEAR AGO! YOU'RE the one that wanted to make it seem more RECENT? WHY?

Sabrina: And I watched that tape a little closer... THIS time!

Derrick: (ignoring her) That's TWICE! Don't mess up my Intercontinental match in a week. DON'T! STAY OUT OF IT!

Sabrina: FINE! Say goodbye to your belt, then.

Just then... from behind... Razor Ramon slides into the ring....