PRESENTS

Suddenly... the screen BURSTS through with brilliant colors until the screen goes completely white! After the white dies out, the screaming fans of the Rosemont Horizon are shown! The camera pans around as everyone holds up their signs, posters and merchandise! They sport t-shirts and jackets, gloves and hats commemorating the event! Fireworks start blasting over the ring! The fans pull themselves up to a volume that seems to drown out the fireworks! A steady beat seems to be building over the arena. Then... the P/A system comes alive even LOUDER!!!!!!!!!!! .....

OVER THE P/A: OOOOOHHHHHHHHH..WHAT A RUUUUUUUUUUUSSSHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The hometown advantage becomes completely clear, as the Chicago fans go absolutely ballistic for the hometown favorites... the Legion of Doom, the Road Warriors!!!!!

JR: WELCOME TO THE SOLD OUT ROSEMONT HORIZON... AND WRESTLEMANIA IV! I'm Jim Ross along with ... HOWARD STERN!!!! We're starting it off with a BANG! The UNIFIED TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH!!! ON A 30' HIGH SCAFFOLD!!!

Howard: WHAT KIND OF NUTHOUSE IS THE WWF!? Whatever happened to the three count!? Or the submission? THE WINNER throws the LOSER off a 30' SCAFFOLD!!!???

Arnold Schwarzenegger comes out of the entrance. He is wearing a LOD T-Shirt with the sleeves torn off. He stands in front of the entrance and looks at crowd. Then he raises his hands about his head and yells...

Schwarzenegger: Let me introduce the tag team that will soon be the NEW unified Tag Team Champs!!!! The Road Warriors!!!!

Hawk and Animal step out form the entrance with Alanis Morissette between them who is wearing an LOD T-Shirt. Hawk and Animal stop and raise the arms above their head and give the sign of victory. And the fan go ballistic!!!

Alanis Morissette walk up to Schwarzenegger.

Alanis: Hello Chicago!!!! And now a little music for the greatest tag team in the world today!!!

(To the tune of Ironic)

A loser named Harlem Heat
Are about to become bloody meat
Its a strange thing when they are the champs
Its too bad their reign was so short
Isn't it ironic... Don't you think

The LOD will rule the day
They'll take the gold and smash the Heat
The Heat will fall thirty feet and their necks will break
Who would have thought it figures...

Schwarzenegger: That was awsome!!! Hawk and Animal lets go!!!

Alanis: The match is your Hawk and Animal!!! Party at my place afterwards!!!

Schwarzenegger: No way!!! Party at my place afterwards!!! Road Warriors go get your gold!!!

Schwarzenegger and Alanis hook arms and walk down to the ring. The LOD follow them. Alanis hugs both Hawk and Animal and Schwarzenegger gives each one of them a high five.

Hawk and Animal walk to the bottom of the scaffold and look up at it. They turn to the crowd and riase the hands. And the crowds cheers in response. Then the two begin to climb to the top....

'IT'S ALL THE WAY LIVE' by Coolio goes on!!!! The Heat come out, dancing their way to the ring! They will try to sing along... but then Coolio runs past them and grabs the mic! FIREWORKS START ERUPTING AROUND THE ARENA AS COOLIO STARTS TO SING!!!!

But as the fireworks erupt... FIRE EXTINGUISHERS spray out all over and put the fireworks out just as they ignite!!! Coolio's music over the P/A is cut off as if the machine ate the tape. Coolio stops and looks up at the speakers in anger. The Heat look REALLY angry. They begin to storm towards the ring and the scaffold... but there are two people on either side of the runway... that SPRAY THEM WITH EXTINGUISHERS ALSO!!!

The Heat are covered in foam... and the two people make themselves scarce through the crowd. The Heat slam their feet into the barricades and Coolio's boys help them get the foam off. Over the P/A a familiar voice is heard....

Voice: You don't look so hot now!

The Heat curse up at the voice... Booker and Stevie curse and kick at the bottom of the scaffold and angrily look around. Finally, Booker calms down and grabs the microphone.

Booker T: Well people,I think Michael Jordan is in the building!!!

Coolio:Welcome the best player in THHHHEEEEE NBA,the defending champion..

Booker T:Just like us! HAHAHA!

Coolio:Yep....of the Chicago Bulls(crowd go wild) MIIIIIIICCCCHHHHAEEELLL JOOOOOORRRDDDAAAAAAANN!!!!!!YEAH!HIT DA MUSIC! HIT DA MUSIC!!!

(Get ready for this goes on.Someone comes out.It's Michael Jordan!!!He's wearing suit and tie.He smiles and waves to the crowd.They go wild.He signs couple of authogrtaphs while getting to the ring.He gets there.We see that he has fourth UNIFIED Tag Team Belt on his waist.He gets to the ring)

Coolio:What can I say bro?Welcome,man!How's it going?

Jordan:Well,it's alright!First of all I'd like to tell that it's great to be here,to see the best event of the best quality federation in the world!!!(crowd cheer)And,of course,I'll be watching match of my two bud's here,Booker and Stevie.And,I think that Road Warriors are not a bad team but I don't think they have a chance against Harlem Heat.And it's not just because I'm with them!Look,lots of people thought Sonics had the guns to beat us for championship last year but it simply didn't happen.Why?Cause we're simply better!Same with the Heat.Road Warriors are okay but they were great in pastr,they can not be compared to such smart team as Harlem Heat.The bottom line is,I will be there for this match and me and my bro,Coolio might even do some commentary.But if any one of those Megapowers tries to do anything to me,I'll take'em out.Because they might think that I'm nothing more then a tall guy in a tie but..believe me...it is MUCH more than that!!!And of course the bottom line is that let the best team win!!

Booker T:And we're the best,we'll beat the living snot outta those two losers!

Stevie Ray:Das right!

Coolio:Yeah and after match I might show'em that Coolio CAN wrestle!!!

Booker T:Yeah!

Jordan:I'm agree with the best team part,it's you guys!!!See yall at the ring!!

(Get ready for this goes on again. Michael goes yo the crowd and takes his spot in first row.Coolio seats next too him with next two rows flooded with Coolio's bodyguards. The Heat begin to climb up the scaffold....)

But as they start up... the referee, John Pinnette stops them.....