THE MAIN EVENT
WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH
Big Daddy Cool, Diesel
w/the Sensei
vs.
the Giant
w/Emperor, Mr. Taylor, Mr.Pettingill

The Match:
The lights dim down and the funeral march begins to play. A spotlight shines across the arena. Then you hear a woman crying... the view screen comes ON!!!!

Giant: DIESEL!!! DIESEL... WELCOME.... to the darkside!

The funeral march continues as the Giant, Todd Pettingill, Terry Taylor, the Emperor and Power and Glory come down the aisle. The spotlight finds them and leads them down. When the Giant steps up into the ring, the arena illuminates itself.

The ring announcer then introduces the champion....

The crowd dies down a bit, waiting for the champion. But he doesn't come out. A minute.. two minutes.. still nothing. The crowd starts to murmur.

Howard: I had HEARD he was a coward! Is that true?

JR: Oh my! I hope nothing has happened! Piper said there'd be trouble!

Then, the sound of a big rig starting up rumbles through the arena, and the lights go out.. and as the first notes of Big Daddy Cool's music start to play, a pair of bright lights appears from the side of the arena and spotlights the Giant standing in the ring.. then from another side, another pair of lights appears and glares down on the Giant.. then another pair, and another!! It looks as though the arena were surrounded by semis, all looking to run over the Giant! Diesel's voice comes over the arena PA:

Diesel: There's no escape for you now, Giant.

Then the arena lights come up to reveal.. Diesel's black and chrome semi parked at the top of the aisle, with Diesel standing on top of it, holding his belt up in both hands! In front of the semi, Sensei stands with Jade, Jackie Chan, Wild Chylde, Sarah D., and another person wearing a full length robe with a hood pulled over the face, and they're driving the crowd in a chant of "BDC! BDC! BDC!".

Diesel stands there for a moment, and then signals for the JackKnife, and fireworks go off behind him!! He jumps down to the hood, and then down to the floor, and saunters down to the ring area with his entourage. Just before he gets there, he stops, and signals for a microphone, which is handed to him.

Diesel: Before I step up in there and kick your oversized carcass around, I just want to introduce you to someone you never thought you'd see again. Someone who has every reason to want to see you and your cronies fall. Someone who has had to live with being called a COWARD behind his back. He's here to prove that once again, the Empire doesn't know ANYTHING!

As he finishes, the robed figure steps forward, and pulls back the hood. It's.. a second Sensei?? But then he begins to remove the mask, and a black wig comes off with it to reveal.. SHAWN MICHAELS!!! 'SEXY BOY' starts to jam through the arena! THE CROWD GOES INSANE!!! He pulls the robe off, and stands there like he never left in the first place, and throws out poses to the crowd! They're eating it up!! After a few moments of watching the Empire gape, Shawn gets the microphone.

Shawn: Well, well, well.. what have we here? Could it be, the "all-powerful, all-knowing" Empire is caught OFF GUARD?? Gee.. what a surprise.. you couldn't even think of anything more original than copying Jarrett's old tricks. Well, I'm here to prove to you that you're wrong, and just how much it can HURT when you guess wrong!

Shawn poses a little more, then looks at BDC.

Shawn: Bro, you brought me back so I could clean up, but I'll let you do the first honors.. show this overstuffed wannabe what it means to be a REAL champion!!

Shawn tosses the microphone back to the announcer, and gets into the corner with Jade, Sensei, and Jackie, and Diesel gets up into the ring to start the match, vaulting the top ropes and landing on his feet, ready for anything!

Howard: So this is the main event, huh? Now how do you decide what the main event is... I'm looking around... NO CHICKS!

JR: This isn't SCORES, Howard. This is wrestling. And these two are fighting for the most prestigious prize in all of wrestling!

Howard: Heart Attack?

JR: NO! The WWF World Heavyweight Championship! And that's what makes this match THE MAIN EVENT!!!

Just then...ONCE AGAIN... Rowdy Roddy Piper comes down the aisle, just before the bell rings...