Jim Ross gets up from the announcer's table and steps into the middle of the ring with the mic.

JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, would you please welcome ZoBo and JoBo!!

(ZoBo and JoBo come down the aisle to a silent crowd)

JR: ZoBo, your man JoBo just participated in the WWF Intercontinental Title Tournament during the past few weeks, and did surprisingly well! He is definately better then any other rookie this early in his career. What do you have to say about your man?

ZoBo: Mr. Ross. My JoBo is the GREATEST Rookie in the History of the WWF. He was entered in the Intercontinental Title Tournament after being in the WWF for two months, and he made it all the way to the final four!! Am I surprised?? No! I knew my man JoBo could do it, and if it wasn't for that VADER....my man JoBo would have made it to the finals!!

JR: VADER??

ZoBo: Yes VADER!! That big, fat, slob!! He has that loud mouth, excuse for a manager named Jim Cornette at his side, and he costs me the match?? This could only mean one thing!

JR: What??

ZoBo: VADER is scared of my JoBo!!!

JR: WHAT?? VADER is over 450 pounds, and you think he's scared of JoBo?? VADER is a former everything in the WWF. Your man JoBo is impressive, but I think your getting carried away!!

JoBo: VADER!!! Accept challenge from JoBo!!

ZoBo: If you got the gutts Cornette, get your man ready for the challenge.

JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, ZoBo and JoBo.

SEWER MATCH
the Dream
w/Mankind
vs.
Valetia Von Strahden
w/Trent Reznor

The Match:
Large video screens are dropped down from the rafters of the Rosemont Horizon. The screen switches to show the dark, dank and wet sewers. No one is visible. The ring announcer introduces... THE DREAM!

The camera pans around the sewers... but cannot find her! The announcer, though, continues his introduction.... and announces... Valetia Von Strahden!

Valetia steps forward from the shadows, all alone. Her white skin standing out against the black back-drop of her former home. Another figure steps forward. Then another... and another! It's the Rebirth... with Phoenix at the front!

Phoenix: Grettings, madam Strahden. It would appear that your pathetic Darkside has abandoned you!

Rubican: Your powers are useless against us!

Vertigo: (whispering) Give in now... or die!

Valetia: No.

Phoenix: Then nobody will be in here to listen to your screams...

Valetia: Think again...

From the shadows... Lady Tyr, Trent Reznor and Marily Manson appear. The Rebirth are held back... but from the shadows... THE DREAM LAUNCHES HERSELF AT VVS!!!

Valetia turns at the Dream and rakes her across the face with her nails! The Dream backs up and VVS dives at her, slamming her head into the stone walls of the sewers! Dirty water is splashed around! The moans of Mankind can be heard as a wind whips up from the tunnels!

JR: THE SEWER MATCH IS UNDERWAY!

Howard: If they wanted someplace filthy to wrestle, they could have used our studio back in New York! We've got sewer water on the floor!

The action is furious! The fans watch on the big screens in the arena...