WWF Superstars, Mar. 8, 1997

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ANNOUNCER'S TABLE

Pillman: (to Heart Attack) HEY! Get off my LEG! I'm not into THAT STUFF!

Heart Attack: NO NO NO! I was trying to make sure that you didn't GET UP from this table to interfere in this match....

Heart Attack holds up a pair of hand-cuffs.

Heart Attack: I KNOW how you operate!

Pillman: Handcuffs!? Hey! Aren't those Derrick's?

Heart Attack: You seemed to get a little excited about me grabbing your leg.

Pillman: It takes a little more then THAT for you to get me excited!

Just then, 'Moonlight Sonata' starts to play. Everyone looks around.... and out comes... PHOENIX AND RUBICAN! They are dressed as before and head over to stand in the Bulldog and Owen's corner, outside the ring....

Then, there is a BONG!.... BONG!!!! The Undertaker's music starts to swell up to full volume and the fans cheer. The lights go out and the Undertaker is led down to ringside with just a purple spotlight.

He reaches ringside and brings the lights up. He is standing near Phoenix and Rubican.

(The Undertaker turns to The Phoenix. Rubican stands beside Phoenix as the two stare down.)

Undertaker: Are you Phoenix?

Phoenix: I am...You are The Undertaker, I presume.

Undertaker: Yes...from what I understand you have caused Tyr much grief in the past. I shall not allow you to harm her any longer.

Phoenix: On the contrary, Undertaker. I plan to take very good care of my rosebud, Tyr. I treat all my servants very well.

Undertaker: She is NOT your servant!

Phoenix: Oh how little you know! I am here on buisness, Undertaker. I do not wish to soil my hands today. Please allow me to pass.

Undertaker: I shall do no such thing.

Phoenix: A pity...Your Hart Foundation will find it hard to ward off my men, then.

Phoenix blows a whistle and 3 golden ninjas come from the audiance. The Undertaker rushes to stop them and he greets them with punches and kicks. They battle back, just as the Bulldog's music starts to play....

 

TAG TEAM MATCH
Owen Hart & the British Bulldog
w/Clarence Mason
vs.
the Hart Foundation
w/Brutus, THP, and the Ultimate Warrior

The Match:
Owen and the Bulldog come down the aisle, curiously seeing what's going on... the Undertaker battling three golden ninjas. Phoenix and Rubican turn away from the struggle and approach The Bulldog, Owen... and Clarence Mason. Phoenix hands a golden envelope to Mason... and then they leave.

Clarence: (opens and reads it) They want me to join... the Rebirth? I'm going to have to review this! Let's go to the ring!

The Hart Foundation's music starts to play!!! The fans begin to go crazy! The Undertaker finally turns up his attack and starts to batter all three Ninjas! He sends them all running back through the crowd. The Undertaker watches them depart, then turns to welcome the Hart Foundation....

Pink and white lights play across the fans, who leap out of their seats cheering. Both men high five the fans on their way to ringside. When they reach ringside the Hitman gets in the ring and stands in a corner holding his hands up to the fans, as the Anvil moves over to the anouncer's table.

As the Anvil approaches the announcer's table he pulls out some notes, he gives one to Heart Attack, Arn, and he gives one to Brian Pillman. Heart Attack reads hers and she dives out of the way. Anderson reads his and stands up and steps away. Pillman reads his and gets a confused look on his face.

Pillman: Tomato JUICE?

The Anvil then reaches into his pocket pulls out a remote control and pushes the button as he walks away from the table, above Pillman 5 waterballons are released, which hit on and around Pillman. Inside each balloon is the nastiest perfume the Anvil could find.... it is Ode de' Skunk.

Pillman: (stands up irate!) I'M COVERED IN SKUNK STENCH! I SMELL LIKE DEATH ITSELF!! (bangs his crutch on the table as Heart Attack laughs) You wait until MONDAY, Anvil! On Monday, your my SERVANT! And I'm going to show the WHOLE WORLD what you have to do for me! And I'll somehow make it worse then this!! AHHHH!!!!

Pillman goes running around, trying to wipe the smell off his clothes, yelling for tomato juice as he disappears behind the curtains.

The Anvil goes back into his jacket and pulls out a cleaning solution and clean the area around where Pillman was.

Anvil:"Sorry about this, but I wanted a way to get him out of here, I hope this gets rid of the smell".

The Hitman gets out of the ring and gives his sunglasses to a young girl at ringside who jumps up and down in excitement after recieving the glasses. He take soff his jacket, as the Anvil removes his extra clothing and they enter the ring.

The Anvil extends his hand to the other team, trying to get them to shake. He cajols Bret to do the same, Bret reluctantly agrees. The Bulldog and Owen refuse. Owen turns to the fans and WHOOO! The Bulldog steps out of the ropes. Bret does the same, leaving Anvil and Owen ready to start. The bell rings...