WWF Superstars, Mar. 8, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 8, 1997Owen begins with a kick to the Anvil's face, then a punch to the stomach. Hart ducks down... and BODYSLAMS THE ANVIL! IMPRESSIVE! Owen WHOOS to the fans, then climbs up to the outside... and leaps....
FLYING ELBOWDROP! Owen pulls the Anvil up... whips him to the ropes.... SPINWHEEL KICK? NO! The Anvil plows into him with a headbutt, then starts forearm-smashing him in the chest!
Owen retaliates... with a nicely executed GUT WRENCH SUPLEX! He follows with a LEG DROP! THEN ANOTHER! He tags in his brother in law, the British Bulldog....
The Bulldog runs at the downed Neidhart... and kicks him in the stomach! The Bulldog gloats for a second, the picks up Neidhart.... and prepares for a vertical suplex! The Anvil chenches both hands into fists.... and slams them up into the Bulldog's face!
The Anvil stands up... but the Bulldog wasn't fazed! He scoops up the Anvil... POWERSLAM!!!!
The Bulldog tags in Owen.... WHO GOES FOR THE SHARPSHOOTER!!!
The Anvil spins out of the way across the mat. Owen pulls him up to his feet.... Anvil grabs him... spins him... SHOULDERBREAKER!!! The Anvil tags in HIS brother in law, the Hitman.
Bret comes in and kicks Owen in the small of the back. Owen starts to get up and Bret axehandles him in the back of the head. Then... ROLL-UP!!! The ref dives in... 1... kickout...
Bret gets to his feet... bounces off the ropes.... runs at Owen... JUMPING FOREARM! The Hitman stuns Owen with the move, causing him to almost lose his balance. The Hitman sweeps with his legs... and Owen goes down. The Hitman measures an elbowdrop... and forces it into Owen's sternum...
Arn: Pink tights....What the Hell is that all about Bret! Sunglasses....Bret, Anvil, the rest of the mega$H!%$, You better start.......beggin' for mercy! So megapowers you're gonna attempt to make you're stable a legacy? Well the Horsemen are gonna make your legacy a livin hell! Me and the Crippler Will kick your pink and Black @$$e$ all over the <beep> <beep> place! I think you're completely pathetic! You will beg for mercy!
Publican: They'll beg for mercy at WrestleMania as Stone Cold Steve Austin and myself are pounding their asses into the ring! And THAT's the Bottom LINE! Hahahaha!
Bret makes the exchange to the Anvil... who runs in... AND TACKLES OWEN TO THE MAT, PREVENTING A TAG!!! The Anvil pulls Owen up, perpendicular to his body... SIDE SUPLEX!!!! The Anvil pulls him up again... DROP DDT!!!
Owen tries to fight back... but the Anvil is all over him! He backs him into a neutral corner... and AXEHANDLES him! AND AGAIN! Owen falls down on the mat... the Anvil... LEG DROPS HIM!!! The Anvil brings back in the Hitman...
Bret pulls up his brother and sets him up... but Owen reacts out of desperation, kicking the Hitman in the stomach! Owen kicks again... but Bret catches his leg... Owen leaps up with his other boot....BRET DUCKS! Owen falls over Bret... who hooks Owen under both arms.... INTO A BACKSLIDE!!!
Bret drops down.. slides Owen down... his shoulder's hit the mat... 1... kickout!
Bret gets up... yanks up Owen from behind... BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX.... Bret arches his back and holds Owen's shoulder's down.... 1.... kickout!
Bret again gets up and yanks Owen up from behind... SLEEPER!!! Owen flounders!!!
Publican: It's a CHOKE HOLD!!!
The Bulldog starts to come in... but the referee puts him out again, warning him. Clarence Mason complains... Owen struggles... but his flailing hands begin to slow down... he drops down... Bret holds on the sleeper, pushing down on Owen, making him carry his weight....
Owen slumps down to the mat... the referee checks... AND RINGS THE BELL!!! Owen is OUT!!!! The Bulldog comes in to help up his brother in law!!! The Hart Foundation wins!
Winners, by knockout: The Hart Foundation
Bret takes the microphone...
Hitman: Alright NOW I will talk about the Empire. WOW Giant you outweighed the anvil by what 250 pounds? And you need help? Some big man, you are a disgrace to the name of Giant. Pick a different naeme with less honor, something, like "The Bully" the man who cannot fight his own fights, something like that. But I am not here to challenge you to a match, you will be the last Empire member I defeat. I plan on following Randy Savage's example and defeating each and every Empire member one on one, like Randy did with the Corperation. So I send out my challenge to any one fo three men, Stevie Ray, lets make it a double play and I'll beat both of you. Publician, IRS, VK Wallstreet, whatver you call yourself, you are pretty big swinging that metal brifecase, how about backing up your mouth and your attacks by getting in the ring with me? Or Terry Taylor, You call THAT a Perfect Plex. Now speaking from experience as someone who has been Perfect Plexed, and has gotten out of it, that was pitiful. If I had not already been beaten from behind by a chain weilding bozo, and firetabbed four times, I might have had the endurance to kick your ass right there, I mean Booker did not put up much of a fight. So I want one of you before Wrestlemania. Step in the ring with the Exellence of Execution and I will show you all that I am the best there is the best there was and the best there ever will be.
(He tosses the mic back to the announcer, and he and the Anvil leave)