RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 10, 1997

Hawk and Animal walk over to the announcer's table. They watch the Legion of Doom approach.... but do not react... they just watch.

The Road Warriors stop in front of Pillman and the Publican.... just as the Anvil returns and sets... one tiny little shaker of garlic salt down on the table.

Pillman: A little LATE... and that's NOT what I MEANT!

The Anvil snickers... as... the Road Warriors whip out cans of bright yellow spray pain... and SPRAYS the Publican and Pillman in the hair!!!! Hawk and Animal back away from the table....

The Giant stands up and heaves his chair at Animal who ducks. The Publican swings his briefcase, but Hawk bats it aside. Pillman stands up irate!

Hawk: Why look there Animal... YELLOW!

Animal: The color of cowards. Remember, you mess with one of the Mega Powers, you mess with them all!!!

Roxanne laughs at them and turns to head out with the Road Warriors. They turn... INTO HARLEM HEAT!!!

Stevie Ray dives in and hits a low blow to Animal! Booker T.... HARLEM SIDEKICK ON HAWK!!! Roxanne dives back... shocked! Pillman stands up, waving his crutch in the air!!! The Giant steps forward...but no closer.

Hawk looks hurt, laying on the ground. Roxanne helps him up. Stevie holds Animal... as Booker balances himself ON THE STEEL BARRICADE... JUMPING KARATE KICK!!!

Hawk regains his senses... and Roxanne decides that it will not be two on one anymore! Roxanne rushes forward... and KICKS Stevie Ray in the ribs. Ray turns toward her... and she gets up into his face.... Booker turns and gets up to her as well. Roxanne is yelling at them at the top of her lungs. They move toward her, ready to.......

Animal pulls himself together.... AND DOUBLE CLOTHESLINES BOTH THE HEAT FROM BEHIND!!! They stagger forward toward Roxanne... WHO KICKS BOTH OF THEM IN THE FACE, knocking them back!!!

The place is going WILD!!! Hawk, Animal and Roxanne then leave as the Road Warrior's music blares over the P/A!!!!

The Heat collect themselves and head in the back after them.... but security sees that they are directed in a different direction.

Pillman: This is NUTS! Everybody has a DEATH WISH! You WAIT! That goofy broad Roxanne is in for a world of hurting at WrestleMania... she'll be opposite Sabrina Savage. And we all saw what Sabrina can do... REMEMBER WILD CHYLDE? Hahaha!

King: Brian! Look at THIS! Quick!

Pillman gets up to the monitor... the screen switches to show what he sees....

It's back in the locker room area. Sabrina Savage is LAID OUT! She's bleeding from the head! The camera pans down the hallway... and you see... Wild Chylde DiBiase with a chair!

Wild Chylde: GET THAT THING OUT OF HERE!

The camera shuts off!

Pillman: I don't believe this! Wild Chylde, too!? She'll NEVER get the World Title now! We'll promise you that! WrestleMania will be a bad day for a LOT of people!

Pillman looks up and sees the Anvil chuckling at what he has seen. Pillman looks at the Publican... and sees the yellow paint in his hair...then touches his own hair... and feels the paint.

Pillman: Alright Anvil... ANOTHER job for you! Go get two buckets of water.... AND WASH OUR HAIR! AHAHAHA!

King: HAHAHAHA!

Anvil: I've got just the stuff to take that paint out!

The Anvil goes off eagerly. Maybe TOO eagerly...