RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 10, 1997

JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS....

The lights in the arena go out,red lights arre tuirning on slowly...

JR:Ladies and gentlemen,please welcome UNIFIED Tag Team champs,YOU ALL KNOW,Harlem Heat!!!

Red fireworks splash all over the building.Heat come out and music starts jamming.Heat are wearing their usual wrestling outfits and jackets and sunglasses.They get in the ring,Stevie at one side and Booker at the other,then fireworks dim and it's dark,then red lights slowly go on again...we see Booker and Stevie raise their arms at the same time and,from Booker's and Stevie's sides there are splashes of red fireworks,that go up the ceiling,collide and make a big red explosion. Heat get to JR.

JR:Welcome,Heat.As we all know you came out victorious over Davey Boy and Owen Hart.

Booker T:Das right and did someone expect something different?(looks at fans who start booeing) DID YALL BRAKE OUT OF NUTHOSE OR SOMTN???British Pukedog and that Owen beating us!!!Don't make me laugh!However,they were men enough to admit that they lost and we came out on top and unlike you,Bret Hart!!!You cried and begged your Megadumbbutts to help ya didn't you??But you are crying like a girl!!!BRET HART,YOU ARE A REAAAL SISSY GIRL!!!

Stevie Ray:Well,if you are on a verge of hitting Empire members with ball bats,I AM ON A VERGE OF KICKING YOUR @SS!!!And speaking of fans,they know you suck!!YOU ARE A STINKING NEUTRAL THAT CAN NOT FIND HIS SIDE!!!YOU ARE NO HEEL AND YOU ARE NO FACE!!!YOU BOTH ARE FACE WANNABES!!

JR:Is your feud over with Bulldog and Owen?

Booker T:Well,just lemme say this,as long as tey don't start doing somtn stupid yes,it is settled for now!

JR:And what about Bret Harts comments at putting you out?

Stevie Ray:That punk can kiss my @ss!Bret Hart can't outwrestle his grandma or putting her out with baseball bat not speaking of us.Wait a minute,he can put Road Warriors out!!!That's about all they can do.

JR:And..

Booker T:SHUT UP!!!The bottom line is that I'm about to whoop all these Megahomosexuals' @SSES!!!HAHAHA!!!

JR:There are kids watching,you can not use that much of bad language!

Stevie Ray:SHUT UP!Nobody asks you or you really want me to kick your @ss this time???*JR leaves quickly*

Booker T:HAHAHA!!!Better run punk!

Stevie Ray:Beware SUCKAS!!!!

The Anvil has just set up two buckets, filled with water. He has towels... and some bottles of shampoo..and another bottle... maybe conditioner. He's about to start...

King: Alright, it's time for the BIG King's Court! Hold my headset for me while I get up to the ring and get ready!

Pillman: (To Anvil) Wait just a minute... HOLD his headset for the King's Court... THEN wash our hair!

The Anvil takes the head-set... and smiles, looking down at the bottles.

KING'S COURT

"Welcome, peons, to a VERY special King's Court! We all know that at WrestleMania IV, which is coming up real soon, we'll see a Career Ending Stretcher Match between 2 legends of the ring! I wanted to try and get one of them on the show this week, but I didn't. I got BOTH of them to be on! That's right, peons! Both Randy Savage and Ric Flair will be out here TOGETHER in just a few minutes! But before we get to that, let me point out that both men have agreed NOT to attack each other while they're guests on the King's Court, so if any of your morons are looking for a fight, look somewhere else! Now let me bring both guys out. First off, please give a WARM Philadelphia welcome to the King's Court . . . to former WWF Champion "Nature Boy" Ric Flair!!

(The theme from 2001 plays through the arena as Flair walks out of the curtain, dressed in a high dollar suit. Flair walks down to the ring, with no one with him, and climbs up on the apron where he gives a "WHOOOOO!" out to the crowd. Flair climbs into the ring and joins The King)

KING: OK, Ric, thanks for being on the King's Court again this week!

FLAIR: JERRYYYYYYYYYY . . . WHOOOOOOO . . . LAWLER!! The pleasure, my friend, is all mine!

KING: Now Ric, we all know that the career match is coming up, and the ramafacations of this one are BIG! No titles on the line! Just bragging rights . . . and your respective CAREERS! What are your thoughts, with your possible last match just a few weeks away?

FLAIR: King, the career match is a major obstacle to overcome! The very thought of having to hang up the boots makes me sick to my stomach! Savage has been in this type of match before, so he's more prepared with how to deal with it. But the fact is that Randy Savage is NOT Ric Flair! Randy Savage will never BE Ric Flair! And Randy Savage cannot BEAT Ric Flair, career on the line or not! WHOOOOOO!

KING: All right, you bunch of morons, please welcome my next guest! He's a former WWF Champion, former Intercontinental Champion, former . . . well, he's done just about EVERYTHING! Here he is . . . "Macho Man" Randy Savage!

Macho's music blares through the arena as the Macho Man walks down the aisle and midway he stops and does his patended spin as fireworks go off overhead. He steps into the ring with his eyes frozen to Flair's.

KING: All right, Macho, thanks for being here this week.

MACHO: Well King. I'm just glad I FINALLY get a chance to look the old man in the eyes.

Flair backs away and paces back and forth.

KING: Macho, at WrestleMania IV in just a few weeks, you will face the man that stands just across the ring from you in the biggest match since you beat Hulk Hogan at last year's WrestleMania! He HAS beaten you before, though you claim it was a fluke! And not only did he beat you, he stole your pride . . . and stole your WIFE, Elizabeth! With the possibility of your last ever match being in just a few weeks, what are you thinking right now?

MACHO: I'm thinking of...well...WHIPING HIS ASS! OOOOOHH YEAH!

Flair stops pacing and races back to Savage, standing eye-to-eye with him once more! The King steps in between them and tries to calm them down....