RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 10, 1997

KING: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Remember what you agreed on! OK, now . . . since I know both of you have plenty to say to each other, I'm gonna step back and let you do it! Both of you have this chance to say WHATEVER you want to the other person, and say it right to his face! If you've got something you've been wanting to say, NOW is the time to say it! Macho, we'll let you go first.

MACHO: Ric, you're old and useless. You have a bad back and frankly...I'm sick of seeing you around MY TERRITORY. SO! Here's what I'M GONNA DO! At WrestleMania, I'm going to beat you to a pulp and spit on your CARCUS and then proceed to give you about..oh..15 ELBOW DROPS! HOW 'BOUT WE DO THAT!?!

Macho does his spin as the crowd goes balistic!!! Flair just shakes with anger from where he's standing!

KING: Settle down, guys! Now, Ric, it's your turn. Go ahead!

FLAIR: SAVAGE! Your time in the WWF is drawing to a close! There's NOTHING left for you to do around the WWF! You haven't won a match over anybody worthwhile in MONTHS! You are a disgrace to wrestling, and it will be my PLEASURE to end your career! And not only am I going to end your career, I am going to give you the beating of your life! WHOOOO! I am the better man, Savage! I know it! YOU know it! ELIZABETH knows it! And you have NO CHANCE of beating The Nature Boy!

Flair and Savage stare at each other, their faces almost locked together.

FLAIR: MACHO MAN! MACHO MAN! In closing . . . after I put you in the hospital . . . I'll bring Elizabeth by to see you! AFTER SHE RIDES SPACE MOUNTAIN ALL NIGHT LONG! WHOOOOOO!

MACHO: RICKY! You Son of a Bitch! You stole my wife, YOU TRIED TO RUIN MY PRIDE, but now, ALL YOU'VE DONE IS PISSED ME OFF! Lawler said he doesn't want us to fight here so if you want to...STEP OUTSIDE...LET'S GO YOU SON OF A BITCH!

Flair begins removing his jacket, as Savage moves to the ropes and actually holds them for Flair, begging him to bring it on! Flair bounces of the ropes, does a little strut, and gives another "WHOOOOO!" to the crowd before climing out of the ring and following Savage out!

KING: WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!! I think we've got a fight on our hands! Thanks to both of you for being on the King's Court this week! Let's get back to the broadcasters QUICK!

The King heads back over to the announcer's table. Flair... KNEE CLIPS SAVAGE!!! Macho goes down!!!! Flair gets up and starts stomping on Savage's leg. The officials come down, headed by Tony Garea. Flair grabs the ring bell....drops down...

AND STARTS CHOKING SAVAGE WITH IT!!! Flair pulls the bell away... AND BASHES MACHO OVER THE HEAD WITH IT!!! The officials pour around Flair and try to pull him off. Savage boots the bell out of Flair's hands... catches it... AND SMASHES HIM in the face!!! The fans cheer!!!

Savage slams him again in the face! Savage pushes an official off of him. Renee Goulet tries to wrench the bell away... and does... but not before Savage hits Flair in the face again!!! The officials are pulling Flair away...

Savage picks up a chair... breaks past the officials... AND SLAMS FLAIR ON TOP OF THE HEAD!!! Flair's blonde hair runs with blood!!! The officials swarm all over both men and pull them apart!! Flair is bleeding bad!! Savage is yelling out for Flair! The place is a madhouse!!!

COMMERCIAL

WrestleMania IV... the Career Ending Stretcher Match! Nature Boy Ric Flair vs. Macho Man Randy Savage. Truly, this sport isn't big enough... for the both of them...

WRESTLEMANIA IV
Rosemont Horizon, Chicago, Ill
3-30-97

Things are cleared up at ringside. The King has taken his headset back... and the Anvil has commenced washing Pillman and the Publican's hair, trying to get the yellow paint out.

King: Hahahaha! Wasn't that great?!? That's gotta be lined up for Interview of the Year!

Pillman: I'll hand it to you King. That WAS great! Who'da thought Savage would even show up!?

They all laugh... but it is the Anvil who seems to be enjoying himself the most...