RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar. 10, 1997

ANNOUNCER'S TABLE

Pillman: Well... it wasn't a perfect day. But he'll make up for it tonight! Here comes the popcorn now! ANVIL! We need SODA!

Anvil: (turns, grumbling) rhagargh (bleep) Servant for a (bleep) day. (bleep) grrr....

The King's music starts to play! The chants go out: Burger King! Burger King! Jerry Lawler comes through the curtains. Lawler points to the fans, insulting them. He comes down to the table... and sits down.

Pillman: King! What are YOU doing here?

King: "I'm out here to give my kingly wisdoms to the broadcasting impared like Heart Attack over here! BIG things are gonna go down tonight, and I'm gonna be right here to see!"

Heart Attack: I don't believe this!

Pillman: Ha! He said: 'Broadcasting Impaired!' (Pillman, Publican and Giant chuckle) We're getting quite a crew here with us. Heart Attack, you might as well bail out now and go in the back for Corey's Match. You never know who else will show up!

Heart Attack: I think I WILL go! The AIR in here is starting to get bad!

King: "I hope Stone Cold comes out here and joins us tonight! He actually brings some flavor to this group!"

Pillman: The Hitman and Anvil will be having a flavor in their mouth at WrestleMania... it'll be called the bitter taste of defeat! Hahahaha!

King: Hahaha!

Heart Attack: (looks at everyone) I am OUT of here!

Pillman: Good riddance! We can handle THIS!

Heart Attack leaves... but passing her, coming down the aisle is Macho Man Randy Savage and THP. The fans cheer wildly for them, but both seem to have a mission and move to ringside.

Macho walks over to a fan in the stands with a Macho Man shirt and borrows a cup of water. He walks over...AND THROWS IT IN PILLMANS FACE!

THP: "(Shoving the Publican down) Sit down Mikey."

Macho slaps Pillman in the face.

Macho: "You...I'M SICK OF! I'm a coward eh? YOU AND ME...NOW!!! OOOOOHH YEAH! STAND UP!!"

The Giant stands up... then Pillman does. Savage flips the table over.

King: AAH! Look OUT!

Macho: (to Pillman) "I've got THREE problems with you: YOU...YOUR ATTITUDE...AND THE COMBINATION OF THE TWO! You get up now and look me in the face AND CALL ME A COWARD!"

The fans cheer as the Giant steps up to Savage. Pillman is laughing with a wild look. The Anvil returns with a tray full of sodas.

Giant: (to Savage) I am TIRED OF THESE PRANKS ON BRIAN! IT ENDS NOW!

The Giant BLASTS Macho with a double axehandle. The Publican tries to get up... but THP karate chops him back into his seat. Pillman reaches down and pulls up his crutch....

The Giant picks up the announcer's table that Savage tossed aside.... AND DRIVES IT DOWN INTO SAVAGE'S BACK! Pillman drives his crutch into Savage's ribs...

The Publican stands up and PUNCHES THP in the jaw, knocking him back into the ring apron. The Giant grabs Savage by the neck and holds him up to Pillman's face....

Pillman: TO YOUR FACE.....YOU'RE A COWARD!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Security comes down and escort Savage and THP back down. They warn the Giant, who says that he's just here to do commentary. Publican points to Savage and THP claiming that THEY started it. The King sets the table back up and puts the monitors on it.

Pillman: They're starting trouble again! I don't believe this!

Publican: They never learn to NOT mess with the Empire.

Giant: They will pay for all their pranks.

Pillman: I'm entitled to my opinions down here. If I want to call him a coward, I CAN. It's my right to Freedom of Speech! I didn't do anything to him. But if he wants to start trouble with me... at WrestleMania... when he has to take on Ric Flair... wouldn't it be a SHAME if something happened to poor Macho Man... BEFORE the match!

King: Hahahaha! Yeah!

Publican: That would be TERRIBLE!

Pillman: If he wants to keep it up... WE can play hardball with the 'BIG BOYS'. Let's get to some action. Anvil.... divy out the sodas if you will. And Giant...THANKS MAN.

Giant: No problem, Brian.

The Anvil chuckles as he sets the sodas down in front of everyone... chuckling because each is 90% ICE and 10% SODA! Pillman, realizing this just shakes his head. Anvil laughs.