WRESTLEMANIA IV REPORT
Jim Ross is in the WWF Event Center.
JR: Well, earlier on.. I conducted that interview with Womankind... at her 'castle'. And I must say this is getting weirder and weirder. She and Roxanne are going to have quite a struggle at WrestleMania. Let's talk about two of the ladies matches at WrestleMania... first... the Exorcism Match.
Images of Roxanne and Womankind appear on the screen.
JR: Now this match goes beyond all the normal things we know. I've been talking with Womankind for quite some time... outside all of the arenas that we've visited. And I think I have an idea of what an exorcism match is. We all know that Womankind is trying to... well... FREE the DEMONS... from her foes. She may have forever changed Wild Chylde DiBiase... we saw what she did to Sabrina on Raw... and I think that stems from her match at In Your House with Womankind....
JR: We also know that Roxanne is out to help everybody! She's helped everyone from Paulina Power to the Outlaw and now even the Road Warriors! Folks, let's not kid ourselves...Womankind needs HELP!
JR: Well, I think there ARE supernatural powers at work... and at WrestleMania... when the Exorcism Match is over... we could either see a NEW Womankind... OR we could see a NEW Roxanne! We could see a change in their outlooks... and it may not be pretty! This is all speculation... but it COULD happen!
Roxanne appears in the studio LIVE!
Roxanne: Womankind... I don't know WHAT these demons are that you keep speaking about... but I DO understand a little better what these darkside powers are. Womankind, your SICK in the HEAD... and I've got just the cure for you. At WrestleMania... it's called... THE HEADBANGER! A shot to the head is JUST what you need!
Images of the Dream and Valetia Von Strahden appear. The words come up on the screen... PINFALLS COUNT ANYWHERE!
JR: Speaking of the DarkSide... the Dream... and her former herald... or should I say, ABUSED servant... Valetia Von Strahden will hook it up! The Dream wants to use this matches rules to PULL VVS down into the sewers where it all began, in hopes to end it once and for ALL! Let's hear from Valetia Von Strahden!
<Scene is backstage. The Druids are watching over Valetia's Casket. The Lid slowly rises as does Valetia>
Valetia Von Strahden: Roxanne you were very lucky to have gotten past me with your life intact but you are naught the one I seek to destroy. Dream it shall be you and me but let's make this match interesting. You say that you want to pull me back into the Sewers right? Well lets make the match Falls Count Anywhere but naught in the ring. Let's make the match in the Sewers. If you are so powerful then please show it to me. Your power left as soon as I did. Lady Tyr and the Undertaker have joined me in the Darkside and you are naught worthy of being there. REST...IN...PEACE.
<Valetia lowers the lid and the camera slowly fades out>
JR: WOW! A SEWER match! Maybe on Raw, we'll get the Dream's response to this! We know that the Rebirth has been inhabiting the sewers... I wonder if this is a WISE move for Valetia. Time will tell.
The WrestleMania IV logo appears on the screen.
JR: And that time is WrestleMania IV! March 30th, 1997 from the Rosemont Horizon! Just 15 days away! Folks, check out the official WrestleMania WebSite by clicking here. It's got all the latest information about the BIGGEST pay-per-view of the year! Now I'm going to head out to ringside to watch the three I/C tournament matches! Seeya later folks.
ENFORCERS INTERVIEW
(Arn Anderson Chris Benoit are seen in the back of the arena in the dressing room)
Arn: "THP....Sonny Boy.....You overgrown fool, Would you like for me to beat the H#!! out of you?? Well boy, I will if you will get in the ring with me!"
Chris Benoit: "Mr. Beefcake, You are the most washed up man.....I use the word man, flexibly. You are messing with the horsemen, and if you think that you can take us......YOU HAVE ANOTHER THING COMIN'!"
Arn: "Well guys, what we're tryin to say is.....We hate you, and we want a match with you two, So are you gonna accept, or are we just gonna have to hunt you down and beat the HELL out of you?"
Chris Benoit: "In closing.......Beefcake, You have Created Monsters out of the HORSEMEN! Now Prepare for your defeat.......
Arn: "As for you THP, Get ready to go for a long ride, DDT style!"
(They leave the screen)