WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997THE REBIRTH
(Phoenix is in the sewers with the rest of the Rebirth. Mankind is REALLY getting on Rubican's nerves by splashing mud on her dress.)
Rubican: I am getting tired of this, Mankind!
Mankind: But sometimes... I just can't HELP myself!
(Rubican is ready to smack Mankind until Phoenix interrupts.)
Phoenix: Please, Rubican...Anyway, Vertigo, you must exuse my absence at your match, the Tone of Slavery had some trouble coming out of our vehicle.
Dream: This Tone of Slavery... it's power... what can it give us?
Phoenix: My rosebud shall bloom in full with its music. Under my spell, she shall aid us well with our new partners.
Mankind: And once... it was so lonely in the sewers. But with each passing moment... it becomes more and more like Mommy's basement! Home... SWEET HOME!
Phoenix: Two men with their manager have decided to join us in our quest. I shall reveal them shortly, but I must get all the things worked out.
Vertigo: (whispers) Who are they? They had better be of like minds. Like ours that is. (grins evily)
Mankind: Are they having a nice day? Like Womankind wants?
Phoenix: Oh, they are having a nice day...more manpower to the Rebirth shall be a great asset. Nothing shall stand in our way...not the Mega Powers with their Undertaker, not this entire federation!
Rubican: Behold! The Rebirth of the World Wrestling Federation!
(Mankind splashes more mud on Rubican's dress as he giggles.)
Dream: Mankind... are you perhaps... TAKEN by this Rubican?
Mankind: Never my sweet. Evil she may be... but never as twisted as you!
(Mankind and the Dream kiss as Rubican gets a repulsed look on her face.)
Rubican: Why me?
RAZOR RAMON INTERVIEW
(Jim Ross is in the ring,as the millions of fans look on)
Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,please welcome "The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon!"
("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts."The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon comes down,with his leather vest on,and his hair slicked back.Razor has a toothpick in his mouth,and one behind his ear.Razor gets in the ring)
Jim Ross:"Razor,in the first round of The Intercontinental Title Tournament,you fight Mr.Perfect,what do you have to say?"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Jim Ross,chico,I have some wins over Mr.Perfect,and he has some wins over me,chico,but when we fight in The Tournament,I am going to come out the winner,and go one step closer to my goal of winning The WWF Intercontinental Belt,chico!"
Jim Ross:"Also,Razor if you win,you have to fight The Phenom,The Undertaker!What do you have to say about this?"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Jim,chico,The Undertaker is a great wrestler,and I don't recall fighting him yet,but if I win,and we fight in the tournament,I am going to come out on top,and move on,in the tourney,chico!"
Jim Ross:"Any final comments,Razor?"
"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon:"Mr.Perfect,chico,I respect you,but in the first round of the tournament,I am going to come out on top,chico!I am going to CARVE YOU UP!"(As Razor says that he does The Carve You Up sign with his toothpick)(Razor throws his toothpick at the camera)
("Calling All Cubans"plays over the PA,and the fans go nuts.Razor gets out of the ring,and slaps hands with the fans,as he makes his way to the back)
Jim Ross:"Ladies,and Gentlemen,"The Bad Guy"Razor Ramon!"(Cheers)
(Jim Ross leaves,slapping hands with the fans)
ULTIMATE WARRIOR
The video wall lights up as we see a few of the Mega Powers lifting weights at Warrior University in Scottsdale, Arizona.
(You see the Ultimate Warrior and Macho on the squats while Brutus shows THP a thing or two in the training ring. Bobby is giving THP some advice on getting out of the sleeper.)
Warrior: "Sting, I don't like the way you act! I don't like your friends! And I DON'T LIKE YOU!"
Macho: "Warrior, I know that you and Sting used to be tag partners and best friends so don't hold back now!"
Warrior: "STINGER! LITTLE BOY!! You want to fight?!?!?!? You got one! The two of us, WrestleMania, A NO HOLDS BARRED LADDER MATCH! No belts above the ring, just A BASEBALL BAT! I'm going to beat the pi$$out of you and whoever else wants to interfere in it! And hell! AFTER I GET THE BAT, I MAY JUST GO BEAT THE $HIT OUT OF THE GIANT!"
(The scene ends as Warrior squats an emmesne 800 pounds on the squat rack and THP gives Brutus the Flash Bomb in the ring.)