WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997

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the Road Warriors
vs.
the Soviet Bloc

The Match:
The big Russians are already in the ring, dressed in their red outfits, bearing the golden hammer and sickle emlbem. The fans chant USA! USA! USA! But then stop and rise up as IRON MAN plays!!!! The place goes crazy as the arena starts pumpin'!!!

The Road Warriors step through the curtains, dressed in their spike shoulder pads and iron gauntlets. As soon as they come through...from above them in the lighting fixtures... SEAWEED is dropped down on top of them!!!

Just as the Road Warriors realize what happened.... MORE seaweed from catapults shoot up from on either side of them, hidden in the curtains!!! The Road Warriors stomp their feet and angrily pound at the steel barricade. They turn toward the ring... and begin running down the aisle to take out their anger on the Soviet Bloc of Siberia Kruschev and Boris Kolov....

But as they hit ringside... from beneath the ring... a HOSE sprays out MORE SEAWEED... FERMENTED SEAWEED!!! The LOD is COVERED and SMELLY! They flip over a table and slide into the ring, throwing down their gear....

The Road Warriors rear back and prepare to annihilate the Soviet Bloc... when in behind them... slides... HARLEM HEAT!!! Stevie Ray NAILS both Hawk and Animal with a ball bat! Hawk drops! Booker T dives on top of Hawk... and WRAPS BARBED WIRE AROUND HIS THROAT!!!! The referee QUICKLY calls for security!!! THE BELL IS RINGING!!!

Stevie swings his bat at Animal...but Animal CATCHES the bat! HE BOOTS Stevie in the mid-section.... yanks the bat away.... and SWINGS IT... RIGHT INTO STEVIE'S FACE!!! Ray flips up and OVER the top rope all the way to the outside!!!

Animal turns and finds Booker choking Hawk, who is bleeding badly from the wire. Animal NAILS Booker on the back of the head with the bat, then rolls him out of the ring where the officials come down and pulls the crazed Heat away! The fans are booing the Harlem Heat....

Animal helps up Hawk, who looks hurt bad. He motions that he wants to wrestle... and the ref doesn't want to argue with a Road Warrior. Hawk gets into the corner, and Animal helps him there.....

With Animal's back turned... Siberia Kruschev... AVALANCHES Animal in the corner!!! Animal turns around and stares right back into the 300+ pounder's face.... AND GORILLA PRESS SLAMS HIM!!!!

Animal stomps hin into the mat... then pulls him up into a BEAR HUG!! Siberia struggles to get out.... and Animal lifts .... BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX!!!!

Animal goes bouncing off the ropes... Siberia staggers up..... BIG ROAD WARRIOR LEAPING SHOULDERBLOCK!!! Animal reaches out and tags Hawk...who goes up to the top rope....

Animal lifts up Siberia... HAWK FLIES OFF.... the DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!! Hawk covers Siberia... 1... 2... 3...!!!!

Iron Man plays again... AND THE FANS ARE GOING CRAZY!!! The Road Warriors rush toward the side of the ring, facing the runway... yelling for the Heat!!! They push down on the top rope... then rear back and yell!!! The fans are chanting... LOD! LOD! LOD!!

Winners, by pinfall: the Road Warriors