WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997ANNOUNCER'S TABLE
All of a sudden the lights blink three times in the arena... and a voice is heard laughing maniaclly. The large TV screen turns on and we see the Anvil's laughing face!
Anvil: (still laughing) PILLMAN! For what you have put me through... for what you have done... and what you have said about me... there is only one thing I can do. Reach under your chair Brian. DO IT!
Heart Attack.... LEAPS out of a way! Pillman looks under the table... and sees... what appears to be a bomb!
Pillman: (pulls it up on the table) HE wouldn't put a REAL bomb out here! He'd kill the first graders that are annoying us sitting behind us.
Large numbers begin to count down on the TV screen...
Pillman: (throws it to Heart Attack) HERE TAKE IT!
THREE...
Heart Attack: (throws it back) NO! YOU TAKE IT!
TWO...
Pillman: Publican! OPEN YOUR BRIEFCASE!!!
ONE...
Publican opens up his briefcase... Brian throws it in... but they don't get it closed in time...
ZERO...
A little flag pops up from the bomb.. saying: BOOM! and the TV screen also reads BOOM in big red letters. The Anvil also says...
Anvil: BOOM! HAHAHA! PILLMAN. Who knows when something like that will be real, now I know where you live AND the layout of your home. I know your schedule, and where you will be during the day. WATCH YOUR BACK! I WILL be there. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
The TV screens turns off.
Heart Attack: HAHAHAHAH!
Pillman: That's not FUNNY! We could've been injured! He said you never know when something like that will be real... AT WRESTLEMANIA...I'M A TIMEBOMB... AND I'M 100% REAL! And Austin is BAD TO THE BONE... AND STONE COLD FOR AS LONG AS HE WANTS TO BE!
Heart Attack: CALM DOWN! YOUR VEINS ARE SHOWING IN YOUR NECK!
Pillman: You should have seen the look on YOUR face!
Heart Attack: I'll admit it...
Pillman: (pointing over H.A.'s shoulder) LOOK OUT!!!
The armored woman climbs over the barricade and gets in front of Heart Attack.... and puts up the DEVILS' sign! ALL FOUR RINGPOSTS SHOOT UP PURPLE flame!!! And when the flames die down and everyone's vision returns to normal... MAXX PAYNE is seen standing next to this armored woman. They BOTH give the sign of the devil to Heart Attack... then leave through the crowd.
Heart Attack: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
Publican: What did you DO, Heart Attack?
Pillman: HAHAHAHA! That was MAXX PAYNE! If he's around THESE parts... ! WOW! You want to talk music... Corey Major's NOTHING! That guy can PLAY! Not like the Fisher Price Fiddle that Corey bangs on.
Publican: The sign of the DEVIL!
Pillman: This is GREAT! Let's go now... to a special MOVIE! The Giant is multi-talented.... and he's delving into the art of the film! Let's check out THIS clip! ROLL 'EM!
THE GIANT'S MOVIE
THE VIEW SCREEN COMES ON AS THE ARENA GOES BLACK.....YOU SEE THE GIANT ...HE WALKS INTO A DARKENED TENT THE SKY ABOVE SEEMS TO HAVE NO LIGHT....HE WALKS IN...THE OLD WOMAN SPEAKS AGAIN....SHE SAYS "MY FRIEND I SEE TROUBLE AHEAD.....SMOKE ONCE AGAIN RISES ABOVE THERE HIS HEAD....HE SEES HIS FATHER DYING AT HIS HANDS...HE SEES HIMSELF CHOKESLAMING HIM INTO HIS GRAVE...AND HAVING HIS FATHER REBORN.....HE SEES A WOMAN WITH A CASTLE IN HER HAND AND HIS FATHER IN THE OTHER...THE GIANT BEGINS TO CRY....THE END OF THIS CHAPTER IS NEAR...BUT WHAT IS TO COME".....YOU THE SMOKE DISSIPATES AS THE WOMAN COUGHS AND HACKS SHE IS NOT WELL...SHE TO HAS SEEN WHAT IS TO COME.....ONCE MORE THE MAN IN BLACK THE UNDERTAKER COMES IN...HE PUTS HIS HAND ACROSS HER HEAD..."THE OLD WOMANS POWERS ARE SPENT....I NEED HER AID IN MY BATTLE VERSUS THE PHOENIX...PLEASE LET HER REST....TYR WALKS IN...SHE GREETS THE UNDERTAKER WITH A PITIFUL GLANCE...."DON'T YOU SEE WHATS GOING ON SHE SCREAMS...THE PHOENIX IS HERE AND ALL YOU CAN DO IS FIGHT AMONGST YOURSELVES....THE ROOM IS FILLED WITH SMOKE.....THERE IS A GONG....BUT THE OLD WOMAN ARISES LIKE A DEVIL....YOU SHALL NOT HAVE HER THIS DAY....FROM MY WOMB ARE MANY LIKE YOU BUT ON THIS DAY WE MAY ALL REST IN PEACE.....TYR IS FINE AND THE SCREEN FADES AS THEY ALL SIT DOWN TOGETHER TO FEAST....