WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997WWF Superstars, Mar. 15, 1997HART FOUNDATION
The cameras again have found their way to the Hart Family Dungeon. In the ring we see Corey Major, Bret Hart, and the Anvil, Jim Neidhart.
Anvil: Now Bret, I promised you some pay back, so are you ready?
Bret: Hey now Jim, if it was not for me you would have been Brian's servant all night!
Anvil: I know, and that is why I will not cheat! (He reaches into his trunks and pulls out two pairs of brass knuckles, and tosses them aside)
Corey: Now, what is the plan here guys, rember I am here to keep this from getting out of hand.
Anvil: All I want is a friendly little match, is that too much to ask?
Bret: Noooo. . .
Anvil: Good!
The Anvil then jumps at Bret, who dodges, Corey is moving around the ring like a referee. Bret throws two quick punches into the Anvil's back as the Anvil spins around, and launches himself at Bret again. Bret again dodges, but the Anvil anticpiating that, grabs Bret as he dodges, by his HAIR! The Anvil whips Bret to the mat by his hair!
Corey: HEY! NO HAIR pulling!
Anvil: HAHAHA!
He goes down to grab Bret's head, but Bret comes out behind the Anvil, with an arm bar.
Bret: Had enough yet?
Anvil: I am just getting warmed up,
He elbows backward catching Bret on the jaw, stunning him. Both men end up standing, but not for long as the Anvil does a running clothsline into Bret. And using his momentum he bounces of the ropes into a big splash on Bret. Corey drops down, but we only get a 1 count, when Bret kicks out.
We continue to see a wrestling match, but the film has sped up, Bret and the Anvil are moving all around the ring. Doing every sort of move possible, and countering alot of those. Corey does a good job keeping out of their way, and mantaining the peace. In the end the Anvil starts to slow down, showing that Bret is easily the better conditioned. While Bret is on all fours the Anvil tries for a half nelson, but Bret clamps his arm rolling teh Anvil over onto his back for the three count. They both lie there breathing heavily.
Corey: WOW man, so are you satisfied Anvil? Is everything okay now? Can we go out for dinner? I am STARVED!
Anvil: (Having trouble catching his breath) One of these days, I will get you fair and square. But right now I am satisfied, it was not really your fault you lost and this was fun.
Bret: And I am satisfied, satisfied that YOU need to run more, that was only a 45 minute match, you should be able to last an hour. (Bret is smiling the whole time he is saying this) Now . .
The Anvil reaches up and grabs Bret's head, and shoves it down, and puts a leg scissor on Bret's head.
Anvil: NOW, we go get something to drink and head out to dinner.
Corey: Uhhh anvil you have to let Bret go for that.
(Bret is flailing his arms trying to get out of the Anvil's massive legs)
Anvil: I just wanted to thank you for being here Corey, I could have blown my top and done something I would have regretted,
Corey: Ah no prob man.
Anvil OKAy lets get outta here, and turn that damn camera off.
He releases Bret who gasps and draws in a BIG lungful of air.
Anvil: Now lets start planning on what we will do to defeate Austin and Pillman at Wrestlemania. Knowing that the Empire, and God knows who else will jump in the ring. . .
The Anvil puts his arms around Corey and Bret.
Bret: Well i think. . .
and the tape shuts off.
JIM ROSS INTERVIEWS...
(JR is seen walking outside, in the alley ways of MSG)
JR: Ladies and Gentlemen, I've been out here so many times, you probably know why I'm here.
(noises in the back are heard)
JR: Gee. That of course is to interview Womankind.
(Womankind is seen sitting in her dumpster)
Womankind: Hey Jimmy, what brings you to my castle??
JR: Ah, Womankind I was just wondering if you could comment on Roxanne's recent role that she has been experiencing here is the WWF? She seems confident for the excorsism match at Wrestlemania.
Womankind: You see Jimmy, the demons inside the body of Roxanne have grown. They have, like, taken over all of her bodily functions. The demons are strong, and they have made Roxanne strong. However, I am stronger. I am Womankind, the chosen one. I am, like, the founder of Womankindism. I AM THE SAVIOUR OF THE WWF, and...I WILL, LIKE, PROVE IT AT WRESTLEMANIA!!!!
JR: Thank you Womankind.