RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 17, 1997


HEART ATTACK

Heart Attack gets up into the ring with a microphone.

Heart Attack: COREY MAJOR! Come on out here! I need to talk to you for a second.

After a few moments, Corey comes out. He high-fives some people along the runway and when he reaches ringside, he stares at Pillman for a few minutes before getting into the ring. Fans are chanting: CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS! He gives Heart Attack a big hug.

Heart Attack: First of all.. best of luck to you in the tournament!

Corey: Psycho Sid may be PSYCHO! But I'M chaotic!

Heart Attack: You always do your best! However... I have something not that GREAT to talk about.

Corey: HUH?

Heart Attack: I'm... cutting you loose, so to speak.

Corey: WHAT?!

Heart Attack: Corey, look. You and I both know that it wouldn't have lasted much longer. Everybody predicted it.

Corey: WHY!?

Heart Attack: It's something that went on BEFORE you. It's something that I can't ignore anymore. It's....

Corey: Stardom.

Heart Attack: Yeah, it's Stardom.

Corey: What does everybody SEE in him? YOU... ROXANNE... WILD CHYLDE...EVERYBODY!

Heart Attack: I know this is bad timing. You have the tournament in front of you... this is NOT how I wanted to do this. Remember what happened with Mr.Perfect. I don't want it to be like that again. One of us would have strayed sooner or later, you know that. I know what type of guy you are.

Corey looks disappointed.

Heart Attack: IT'S TRUE! And my heart has always been in a different place! But LISTEN! I have a deal for you. I can help you.

Corey: This isn't a GAME show.

Heart Attack: Come here... let me tell you how I can help you.

Heart Attack whispers something into Corey's ear. His eyes go wide.

Corey: How do you figure?

Heart Attack: Believe me.

Corey: There's NO WAY!

Heart Attack: TRUST ME!

Corey: Alright... I believed you all along.

Heart Attack: You'll be better off this way.

Corey: I don't think it's going to work.

Heart Attack: I think it could. Admit it... you'd like it.

Corey: Yeah...

Heart Attack: A-HAH! See? Everything will be fine.

Corey: Alright.

Heart Attack: I'll still wish you all the best luck.

Corey: That's because I'M GONNA NEED IT!

Heart Attack: And I'll still be your best friend.

Corey: Yeah... same here.

Heart Attack: Okay then. Let's go. We have a lot of plans to get together!

Corey: Your place or mine?

Heart Attack: (giggles) Let's just talk about it in the back.


After a brief commercial break, Heart Attack comes back to the table.

Pillman: Hahahah! PUBLICAN! Did you hear that!? We were right! She said she can only have Stardom!

Heart Attack: That is not exactly what I said!

Pillman: Admit it! You want a LOSER!

Heart Attack: Well... you and the Publican were right all along! I DO have something for Derrick.

Pillman: Did you see the look on Major's face? He's FINISHED! He's a loser, too! All three of you! All LOSERS!

Heart Attack: Corey could get any woman he wants! Which is more then I can say for YOU!

Pillman: I'm a SMOOTH operator! The Bottom Line is... you're a tramp... from Stardom... to Perfect... to Corey... and Stardom again!

Heart Attack: I did NOT cheat on Corey! I stepped forward and told him, before I did anything stupid again! Nobody can fault me for THAT!

Pillman: What makes you think Stardom is going to take you?

Heart Attack: You saw the tape... YOU tell ME.

Pillman: What about Roxanne? She was comin' on to him.

Heart Attack: Puh-lease! Roxanne.

Pillman: OH! So you underestimate Roxanne!? Publican... I see another little contest here. Roxanne and Heart Attack!

Heart Attack: Roxanne is a good person. But Derrick doesn't have an interest in her.

Pillman: You HOPE! You may have just dumped your MEAL TICKET! This is going to be GREAT! Let's go up to the ring... Kevin Kelly is going to interview the Blizzard. Heart Attack... I've got one word for you... 'DUH!'


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