RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 17, 1997

KEVIN KELLY INTERVIEWS THE BLIZZARD

Kevin Kelly : Ladies and Gentlemen...please welcome...The Blizzard !!!

(Blizzard comes out and curses a couple of fans with Bret Hart signs. He does the same with some fans with Vader signs.)

Kevin Kelly : What's gotten in to you all of a sudden ?

Blizzard : I will tell you...and everyone else whether you wanna hear it or not !!!

Kevin Kelly : Okay...okay...relax.

Blizzard : NO !!! I am sick to death of relaxing here !!! For eight damn months I have been going after the WWF I/C Title. And finally that piece of crap Stardom gives up the title. And me...lucky me get's a chance to win it...via a Tournament...and who do I face in the first freaking round ? Vader !!...that's right....I got so lucky and face one of the best...if not the best wrestler in the WWF. Just another example of the WWF screwing me out of the I/C Title. That Title that should be around MY waist...and everyone here...whether they like it or not...knows that (Crowd boos him) But that's okay...because I am gonna take what's mine.

Kevin Kelly : well...okay...uuuhm...let's talk about The Human Phenomenan you face him this WWF Superstars.

Blizzard : Well all I have to say is this...THP...you little girl...(Crowd begins to boo again) you can wear all the make-up you want...you can have that old has been Savage in your corner...but it's not gonna stop me from kicking your (Censored) all around the damn right !!!. You wanna be a girl ? Do it...outside the ring...in the ring you will have to act like a man...and I and all these idiots out here (Points to the fans who again begin to boo) know that you haven't won a big match since Randy Savage was in his prime !!! And you know just as well as I do...that that is over 25 Years ago !!!.

Kevin Kelly : Well ladies and gentlemen...this was the Blizzard !!!

Blizzard : Wait a second chubbie...I ain't done with you yet. I have another piece of crap I wanna adress...Bret "The Hitman" Hart. Or should I say...Mr.Cliche ? Yeah you are self proclaimed "Best there is....best there was...and the best there ever will be" and I am getting tired of you and your cliches. Talk about your childeren,your wife and the family value's...well you can stick it...and I think you know where. That's right...right there where I am gonna kick you when I face you. In case any of you idiots haven't heard yet...Bret Hart...signed a contract for a NO DQ matchup...and I hope you losers are gonna be here...so you can see me kick his (Censored) all around the (Censored) ring.

Kevin Kelly : I think that's enough...you are killing our censors.

Blizzard : Then you had better get new ones....because I have one more man to talk about...Derrick Stardom. That's right...Stardom...you little prissy (Crowd boos) You carried that title...for six months...and were you a Champion to be proud of ? (Censored) NO !!! You raped the good name of the I/C Title. But don't worry you (Censored) !!!...I will win that I/C Title...and show everyone...what a I/C Champion should be !!! Because after six months of your crap I guess everyone forgot !!!.

Kevin Kelly : Listen you can't do this...you are getting offensive...this is a family show.

Blizzard : I can do whatever I want !!! Do you have family at home who you don't get to see because of your scedule?

Kevin Kelly : Uuuhmm...yes I do...why ?

Blizzard : Because you are gonna be spending alot of time at home...getting better.

Kevin Kelly : What are you talking about ? I feel fineeeeeeeeeee

(Blizzard wraps his hand around Kevin Kelly...ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM !!! Blizzard leaves and laughs...when he is nearly out of the ring...he decides to go back and punish Kelly a bit more. Officials try to stop him but he dumps them out of the way. He then lifts up Kelly again and....ONE HANDED CHOKESLAM !!! Blizzard leaves the ring...happy as ever as he curses at a few fans. Paramedics help up Kevin Kelly on the stretcher...he can't move his neck. Then a sign drops down...it say's...THE BLIZZARD IS BACK...DON'T TRY TO STOP ME !!!

EMPEROR EDDIE GILBERT

(The Emperor is flanked by Power and Glory in the Raw-buttal area.)

Emperor: First off... I want to apologize to the Giant and Terry Taylor once more. It seems that there was a mix-up at the airport... and Madusa's luggage was lost. She is trying to track it down... so she was unable to come to the arena tonight and publicly apologize for slapping the Giant and kicking Taylor. But for this wait, we will make sure that her apology.. WHEN it comes, will be quite sincere and deserving of a request for forgiveness to a GIANT!

(Hercules pulls his chain up around his neck and slams the ends together, making a sharp metallic sound.)

Emperor: Now... up next... Derrick Stardom. The man that owes ME an apology! He tried to make the Empire look like FOOLS at the Countdown! STARDOM, you should have joined! You think that by giving up your title that you'll get respect... or allies... or WHATEVER it is you're trying to get? You can't get through this tournament without Sabrina Savage's help. She MADE you into a STAR... and now she can BREAK you! Without her help... you won't even make it out of the first round....

(The Emperor looks straight at the camera.)

Emperor: And that's a promise! Is it HOT in here? Or is it just the EMPIRE?