RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 17, 1997

DERRICK STARDOM PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

(The Badd Boy is getting out of a taxi and is walking up through the employees entrance of the arena. Stardom is dressed in his street clothes.)

Stardom: (seeing the camera) Y'know... things ARE a little different now without Sabrina. No more limosines, or fine jet rides across the world. No more five-star hotels or any of the things that money can buy. But BBDS doesn't need any of that to kick carcass! When you peel away the glitz and glamour, what you're left with is this tightly-wrapped-bod of an earth-walkin' GOD! ROUGH 'N' BUFF.... CHAMPIONSHIP stuff!

(Stardom turns the corner and opens up his dressing room door. It's not his usual first class room.)

Stardom: And that's what we're talking about here. Sabrina! EMPIRE! All you want is MONEY... and TITLES! One thing that's for sure is when WrestleMania rolls around, you WON'T be flauntin' the I/C belt. Because it's going to be the BOWTIE on the HOTTEST PACKAGE in the GALAXY! Tonight... I take the FIRST step in provin' that the LAST time I won the I/C tournament... it WASN'T because of Sabrina Savage... it's because I am the most APPRECIATING piece of REAL ESTATE goin'!

(Stardom begins to change into his wrestling gear.)

Stardom: JOBO! First round? This just makes it ALL that much sweeter! You've been wanting at me since everybody eliminated themselves at the Rookie Royal Rumble because you DON'T use DIAL... leavin' you to be the winner. Well... ROOKIE-BOY, you got me! And what I am is NOT Steeltown Rocker... or Human Phenomenon... or Corey Major... or any of the other scrubs around here. I am the Badd Boy Derrick Stardom, proprietor of the StarFall... and NEXT Intercontinental Champion, lookin' to break my LAST reign's record! I'm the GREATEST of all time! More title defenses then ANY former champion! Can it be broken? Break out a blank VHS tape and hit record! THIS ONE'S A KEEPER! LIGHTS ...

(There is a knock at the dressing room door.)

Stardom: WHAT? Who is it?

voice: It's ME! Open the door!

Stardom: Heart Attack? C'mon in.

(Stardom opens the door up and she comes in.)

Heart Attack: I have something for you.

(She holds out a box. He takes it.)

Heart Attack: Open it.

(He opens it up to show a gold earring shaped like a star.)

Stardom: This is for ME?

Heart Attack: It's for LUCK!

Stardom: From you?

Heart Attack: Uh-HUH!

Stardom: Thanks.

(He puts it on. It looks good!)

Heart Attack: Your welcome! And... be careful out there.

Stardom: I EXPECT trouble...

Heart Attack: I know. Just be ready for it.

Stardom: I'm ready for ANYTHING!

Heart Attack: Good luck!

(Heart Attack turns... and leaves.)

Stardom: LIGHTS.... out?

(The camera shuts off.)

JOBO PRE-MATCH COMMENTS

ZoBo: So Stardom, your time has come. You must now face my JoBo. Almost six months we've waited for this Stardom, and now you will face my monster.

JoBo: I destroy you Derrick Stardom!! ARRGG!!!

ZoBo: Get ready to be beaten!